BagpipeJogger was
Crippling Depression the
Clown and
survivedCrippling Depression
was an employee from Donk Corporation.(used 21 TC)
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Clown Car
20 TC
The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! Simply insert your bikehorn and get in, and get ready to have the funniest ride of your life! You can ram any spacemen you come across and stuff them into your car, kidnapping them and locking them inside until someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats are very sensitive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity! Premium features can be unlocked with a cryptographic sequencer!][
Full Syndicate Toolbox
1 TC
The Syndicate toolbox is a suspicious black and red. It comes loaded with a full tool set including a multitool and combat gloves that are resistant to shocks and heat.]Objective #1: Steal a hand teleporter
Success!Objective #2: Steal the Blackbox
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Success!The traitor had a total of 516.82 Reputation and 6 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!Tarhalindur was
Henry Kherring the
Chief Engineer and
diedHenry Kherring
was in legal trouble.(used 36 TC)
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Infiltrator MODsuit
6 TC
Developed by the Roseus Galactic Actors Guild in conjunction with the Gorlex Marauders to produce a functional suit for urban operations, this suit proves to be cheaper than your standard issue MODsuit, with none of the movement restrictions of the space suits employed by the company. However, this greater mobility comes at a cost, and the suit is ineffective at protecting the wearer from the vacuum of space. The suit does come pre-equipped with a special psi-emitter stealth module that makes it impossible to recognize the wearer as well as causing significant demoralization amongst Nanotrasen crew.][
Radio Jammer
5 TC
This device will disrupt any nearby outgoing radio communication when activated. Does not affect binary chat.][
Sleepy Pen
4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.][
Energy Dagger (50% off!)
1 TC
A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.][
United Surplus Crate
20 TC
A shiny and large crate to be delivered directly to you via Supply Pod. It has an advanced locking mechanism with an anti-tampering protocol. It is recommended that you only attempt to open it by having another agent purchase a Surplus Crate Key. Unite and fight. Rumored to contain a valuable assortment of items based on your current reputation, but you never know. Contents are sorted to always be worth 80 TC. The Syndicate will only provide one surplus item per agent.]Objective #1: Steal the captain's antique laser gun
Fail.Objective #2: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.However, the final objective "Infect the station AI with an experimental virus." was completed!The traitor had a total of 1421.94 Reputation and 14 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor was successful!Fblthp_The _Lost was
Barbera Batman the
Chief Medical Officer and
diedBarbera Batman
was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.(used 21 TC)
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Agent Identification Card (50% off!)
1 TC
Agent cards prevent artificial intelligences from tracking the wearer, and hold up to 5 wildcards from other identification cards. In addition, they can be forged to display a new assignment, name and trim. This can be done an unlimited amount of times. Some Syndicate areas and devices can only be accessed with these cards. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. Keep away from fire or flames.][
Syndicate Surplus Crate
20 TC
A dusty crate from the back of the Syndicate warehouse delivered directly to you via Supply Pod. If the rumors are true, it will fill it's contents based on your current reputation. Get on that grind. Contents are sorted to always be worth 30 TC. The Syndicate will only provide one surplus item per agent.]Objective #1: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe
Fail.Objective #2: Steal the reactive teleport armor
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 441.83 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!Amiable was
Robert The BIGG the
Geneticist and
died as
Gorilla (21)Robert The BIGG
was a Gorlex Marauder.(used 18 TC)
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Energy Dagger
2 TC
A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off.][
Magillitis Serum Autoinjector
15 TC
A single-use autoinjector which contains an experimental serum that causes rapid muscular growth in Hominidae. Side-affects may include hypertrichosis, violent outbursts, and an unending affinity for bananas.][
Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.]Objective #1: Assassinate Barbera Batman, the Chief Medical Officer.
Success!Objective #2: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 417.79 Reputation and 2 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!Loafing34 was
Timothy Access the
Cook and
diedTimothy Access
was a Gorlex Marauder.(used 31 TC)
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Chameleon Projector
7 TC
Projects an image across a user, disguising them as an object scanned with it, as long as they don't move the projector from their hand. Disguised users move slowly, and projectiles pass over them.][
Energy Sword (50% off!)
4 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.][
United Surplus Crate Key
20 TC
This inconscpicous device is actually a key that can open any United Surplus Crate. It can only be used once. Though initially designed to encourage cooperation, agents quickly discovered that you can turn the key to the crate by yourself. The Syndicate will only provide one surplus item per agent.]Objective #1: Steal the reactive teleport armor
Fail.Objective #2: Assassinate Vela II, the Scientist.
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 917.44 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!Juunntaa was
Gus Johnson the
Atmospheric Technician and
diedGus Johnson
was a corporate climber.(used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Prevent Henry Kherring, the Chief Engineer, from escaping alive.
Success!Objective #2: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 399.38 Reputation and 16 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!Oigoaw was
Enrique Buttersworth the
Botanist and
survivedEnrique Buttersworth
was a corporate climber.(used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Dean Blunt, the Botanist.
Success!Objective #2: Assassinate Timothy Access, the Cook.
Success!Objective #3: Die a glorious death.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 369.22 Reputation and 20 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!Blov was
Clef Pokah the
Assistant and
diedClef Pokah
was a Gorlex Marauder.(used 19 TC)
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Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.][
Energy Sword
8 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.]Objective #1: Prevent Timothy Access, the Cook, from escaping alive.
Success!Objective #2: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 366.66 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!C4g was
Pom Patel the
Coroner and
diedPom Patel
was an employee from Waffle Corporation.(used 17 TC)
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Syndicate Revolver
13 TC
Waffle Co.'s modernized Syndicate revolver. Fires 7 brutal rounds of .357 Magnum.][
.357 Speed Loader
4 TC
A speed loader that contains seven additional .357 Magnum rounds; usable with the Syndicate revolver. For when you really need a lot of things dead.]Objective #1: Assassinate Barbera Batman, the Chief Medical Officer.
Success!Objective #2: Assassinate Timothy Access, the Cook.
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 359.11 Reputation and 3 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!Joe Mona was
OM-3LL3T3 the
AI and
survivedObjective #1: Protect Henry Kherring, the Chief Engineer.
Fail.The infected ai has failed!