Wtfdoihavetolive96 was
Boopy Mc Honkerton the
Clown and
diedBoopy Mc Honkerton
was a Champion of Evil!(used 25 TC)
[Clown Car
20 TC
The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! Simply insert your bikehorn and get in, and get ready to have the funniest ride of your life! You can ram any spacemen you come across and stuff them into your car, kidnapping them and locking them inside until someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats are very sensitive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity! Premium features can be unlocked with a cryptographic sequencer!][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Clumsiness Injector
1 TC
Inject yourself with this to become as clumsy as a clown... or inject someone ELSE with it to make THEM as clumsy as a clown. Useful for clowns who wish to reconnect with their former clownish nature or for clowns who wish to torment and play with their prey before killing them.]Objective #1: Steal the hypospray
Fail.Objective #2: Prevent Calls-The-Void, the Chaplain, from escaping alive.
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 487.91 Reputation and 1 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!Thedonkey123 was
Langston Rivera the
Assistant and
diedLangston Rivera
was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.(used 20 TC)
[Syndicate Surplus Crate
20 TC
A dusty crate from the back of the Syndicate warehouse delivered directly to you via Supply Pod. If the rumors are true, it will fill it's contents based on your current reputation. Get on that grind. Contents are sorted to always be worth 30 TC. The Syndicate will only provide one surplus item per agent.]Objective #1: Assassinate Doesn'T-Evil, the Assistant.
Success!Objective #2: Steal a reflector trenchcoat
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 456.5 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!Teostrom1 was
Speaks-No-Evil the
Mime and
survivedSpeaks-No-Evil
was an employee from Donk Corporation.(used 8 TC)
[Energy Sword
8 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.]Objective #1: Assassinate Aaron Browne, the Chief Engineer.
Success!Objective #2: Steal the Blackbox
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 443.04 Reputation and 12 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!SinfulBliss was
Axle Brady the
Assistant and
diedAxle Brady
was an MI13 agent.(used 30 TC)
[Experimental Syndicate Teleporter
8 TC
A handheld device that teleports the user 4-8 meters forward. Beware, teleporting into a wall will trigger a parallel emergency teleport; however if that fails, you may need to be stitched back together. Comes with 4 charges, recharges randomly. Warranty null and void if exposed to an electromagnetic pulse.][No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.][Full Syndicate Toolbox
1 TC
The Syndicate toolbox is a suspicious black and red. It comes loaded with a full tool set including a multitool and combat gloves that are resistant to shocks and heat.][Energy Sword
8 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.][Miniature Energy Crossbow
10 TC
A short bow mounted across a tiller in miniature. Small enough to fit into a pocket or slip into a bag unnoticed. It will synthesize and fire bolts tipped with a debilitating toxin that will damage and disorient targets, causing them to slur as if inebriated. It can produce an infinite number of bolts, but takes time to automatically recharge after each shot.][Syndicate Minibomb (83% off!)
1 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.]Objective #1: Assassinate Wolf Muddler, the Research Director.
Success!Objective #2: Assassinate Cash Johnson, the Paramedic.
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 630.34 Reputation and 5 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!Norman Second was
Extraco Calyx the
Chemist and
diedExtraco Calyx
was an employee from Waffle Corporation.(used 21 TC)
[Thermal Imaging Glasses
4 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.][Experimental Syndicate Teleporter
8 TC
A handheld device that teleports the user 4-8 meters forward. Beware, teleporting into a wall will trigger a parallel emergency teleport; however if that fails, you may need to be stitched back together. Comes with 4 charges, recharges randomly. Warranty null and void if exposed to an electromagnetic pulse.][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Sleepy Pen
4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.][No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.]Objective #1: Assassinate Thede Whomper, the Assistant.
Success!Objective #2: Assassinate Cash Johnson, the Paramedic.
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 748.18 Reputation and 2 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!The code phrases were: toolbelts, Chemist, pepperThe code responses were: Marilene Ann, bombs