Round ID:
207170 Shift Duration:
1 hour and 20.3 seconds Station Integrity:
97.8% Total Population:
87 Evacuation Rate:
26 (29.9%) (on emergency shuttle):
21 (24.1%) Survival Rate:
44 (50.6%) First Death:
Flip Sauter, Shaft Miner, at Hierophant's Arena (175,115,3). Damage taken: 0/195/0/42.3/0. Their last words were: "asda..." Threat level: 57.1
Threat left: 0.100002
Executed rules:
Roundstart -
Traitors: -8 threat
Roundstart -
Malfunctioning AI: -18 threat
Roundstart -
Heretics: -10 threat
Latejoin -
Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Midround -
Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
Latejoin -
Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Midround -
Spiders: -8 threat
Artificial Stupidity (Played by: MidasRose)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
0: Accomplish your objectives for your new benefactors.
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0
Artificial Stupidity's minions were:
Engineering Cyborg-129 (Played by: TheWolfbringer) (Deactivated),
E-440|R| (Played by: xprtdrt) (Deactivated),
B.O.R.G.E.R (Played by: heyhey69),
WALL ERECTOR (Played by: Wtfdoihavetolive96) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
0: Accomplish your AI's objectives at all costs.
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Phi (Played by: belgiumdoggo) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Default Android-409 (Played by: firebudgy) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Admiral gigatron was Dot Dot Dot the Mime and survived
Sacrifices Made: 0
Objective #1: Research at least 18 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 5 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 4 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Heartbeat of the Mansus and Blacksmith's Tale
Blov was Clef Pokah the Station Engineer and had their body destroyed
Sacrifices Made: 2
Objective #1: Research at least 18 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 5 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 3 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Heartbeat of the Mansus, The Cutting Edge, Grasp of the Blade, Dance of the Brand, Mark of the Blade, Ritual of Knowledge and Realignment
GlorifiedChickenSandwich was Got-The-Stuffs the Curator and died
Sacrifices Made: 0
Objective #1: Research at least 19 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 5 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 3 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Heartbeat of the Mansus, Blacksmith's Tale, Grasp of Rust and Leeching Walk
Armodias was Charley Quinn the Medical Doctor and died
Objective #1: AAAAAAARRRGH!!! Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!
Litberries was Sloan Underwood the Head of Personnel and died
Objective #1: START SCREAMING!! GET FUCKIN YELLING!! Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!
WXCirrus was Checks-The-Vibes the Lawyer and survived
Objective #1: START SCREAMING!! GET YELLING!! SCREAM ALL THE TIME!!! Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!
Hoolny was The Witness and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Witness the Mime offer a life to the HONKMOTHER. Do not assist him in taking this life. Fail.
The Witness has failed!
MidasRose was
Artificial Stupidity the
AI and
diedObjective #1: Do not allow any organic lifeforms with sapience to escape on the shuttle alive.
Fail.Objective #2: Assassinate Shouty Johnson, the Medical Doctor.
Success!Objective #3: Prevent your own deactivation.
Fail.The malfunctioning ai has failed!Fegatron was
Asher Unk the
Quartermaster and
survivedAsher Unk
was an MI13 agent.(used 20 TC)
[
Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.][
Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][
Hypnotic Flash
7 TC
A modified flash able to hypnotize targets. If the target is not in a mentally vulnerable state, it will only confuse and pacify them temporarily.][
Energy Dagger (50% off!)
1 TC
A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. As seen on TV.]Objective #1: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun
Fail.Objective #2: Steal the Captain's jetpack
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Success!The traitor had a total of 605 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!DeathTBH was
Tim Tennison the
Station Engineer and
diedTim Tennison
was a Gorlex Marauder.(used 26 TC)
[
Storage Implant (50% off!)
4 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.][
Power Fist
6 TC
The power-fist is a metal gauntlet with a built-in piston-ram powered by an external gas supply.Upon hitting a target, the piston-ram will extend forward to make contact for some serious damage. Using a wrench on the piston valve will allow you to tweak the amount of gas used per punch to deal extra damage and hit targets further. Use a screwdriver to take out any attached tanks.][
Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.][
Binary Translator Key
5 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to and talk with silicon-based lifeforms, such as AI units and cyborgs, over their private binary channel. Caution should be taken while doing this, as unless they are allied with you, they are programmed to report such intrusions.][
Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][
Syndicate Minibomb
6 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel.]Objective #1: Assassinate Radio Honk, the Clown.
Success!Objective #2: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 1017.01 Reputation and 6 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!1337gamer420 was
Max Power the
Atmospheric Technician and
survivedMax Power
was a corporate climber.(used 18 TC)
[
Syndicate Minibomb
6 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel.x3]Objective #1: Steal the reactive teleport armor
Fail.Objective #2: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Success!The traitor had a total of 602.5 Reputation and 2 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!MizukiYoshino was
Cloey Jay the
Assistant and
diedCloey Jay
was an MI13 agent.(used 8 TC)
[
Stealth Implant
8 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.]Objective #1: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots
Fail.Objective #2: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 592.86 Reputation and 12 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!ANIMETIDDIES was
Pepper Mint the
Coroner and
survivedPepper Mint
was a Tiger Cooperative Fanatic.(used 19 TC)
[
Hypnotic Flash
7 TC
A modified flash able to hypnotize targets. If the target is not in a mentally vulnerable state, it will only confuse and pacify them temporarily.][
Sleepy Pen
4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.x3]Objective #1: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe
Fail.The traitor had a total of 591.22 Reputation and 1 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!The code phrases were: supermatter engine, sexual, Research DirectorThe code responses were: Calanthia Moon, nuka cola, helmets - Bluespace Artillery : Failed!
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 4 customers and made 95 credits.
In total, they earned 95 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 62392 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 717.149 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Mines-And-Crafts with 11382 cr!