Round ID: 207168
    Shift Duration: 28 minutes and 52.8 seconds
    Station Integrity: 97.3%
    Total Population: 68

    Evacuation Rate: 21 (30.9%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 14 (20.6%)
    Survival Rate: 45 (66.2%)
    First Death: Amira Rose, Virologist, at Virology (141,48,2). Damage taken: 225.6/0/0/0/0.
    Threat level: 45.3
    Threat left: 14.3
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Wizard: -20 threat
        Roundstart - Traitors: -8 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
Artificial Stupidity (Played by: MidasRose)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Artificial Stupidity's minions were:
Brobot (Played by: NoobySSboi)
Wizards/witches of I Went Random And I LOVED IT team were:
ShizzleGaming was I Went Random And I LOVED IT the Wizard and survived

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Assassinate Pilk Smirnov, the Botanist. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
I Went Random And I LOVED IT used the following spells:
Bottle of Tickles, Thrown Lightning, A Necromantic Stone, Soulstone Shard Kit, Splattercasting, High Frequency Blade, Spellblade, Force Wall

I Went Random And I LOVED IT apprentices and minions were:
The other antagonists were:
Wtfdoihavetolive96 was laughter demon the Slaughter Demon and survived
Objective #1: Hug and Tickle everyone. Fail.
The Laughter demon has failed!

The traitors were:
FreshestSoup was William Dornan the Scientist and survived

William Dornan was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 19 TC) [Smuggler's Satchel
1 TC
This satchel is thin enough to be hidden in the gap between plating and tiling; great for stashing your stolen goods. Comes with a crowbar, a floor tile and some contraband inside.
x5]
[No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.
]
[Stimpack
5 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Radioactive Microlaser
3 TC
A radioactive microlaser disguised as a standard Nanotrasen health analyzer. When used, it emits a powerful burst of radiation, which, after a short delay, can incapacitate all but the most protected of humanoids. It has two settings: intensity, which controls the power of the radiation, and wavelength, which controls the delay before the effect kicks in.
]


Objective #1: Steal a hand teleporter Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 290 Reputation and 1 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

MGO was Widum Boise the Chemist and survived

Widum Boise simply went completely postal!
(used 8 TC) [Experimental Syndicate Teleporter
8 TC
A handheld device that teleports the user 4-8 meters forward. Beware, teleporting into a wall will trigger a parallel emergency teleport; however if that fails, you may need to be stitched back together. Comes with 4 charges, recharges randomly. Warranty null and void if exposed to an electromagnetic pulse.
]


Objective #1: Prevent Clef Pokah, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Success!

The traitor had a total of 290 Reputation and 12 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor was successful!

Soveryso was Scarn Graves the Janitor and survived

Scarn Graves was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 10 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[EZ Clean Grenade Bundle
6 TC
A box with three cleaner grenades using the trademark Waffle Co. formula. Serves as a cleaner and causes acid damage to anyone standing nearby. The acid only affects carbon-based creatures.
]


Objective #1: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Shiro Takemura, the Chaplain. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitor had a total of 222.99 Reputation and 10 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: freezers, poverty, waffles
The code responses were: Atmospheric Technician, toxins mixing lab, spacesuits, urinal cakes
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 26260 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 386.176 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Jordan Schmidt with 800 cr!