Syndicate Major Victory!
Leichter operatives have destroyed the station is a godless five-layered nightmare with no salvation Station 13!
The syndicate operatives were:
- Blov was Alger Leichter the Clown Operative and had their body destroyed
- Gagemagegaming was Stephen Leichter the Clown Operative and had their body destroyed
- Excalibot was Tyson Leichter the Clown Operative and survived
- Carlarc was Nelson Leichter the Clown Operative and survived
- IcyManipulation was Meej-Keer Leichter and died
- Trexter555 was Jacoby Leichter and had their body destroyed
- Keptyouwaitinghuh was Silm-Neetzara Leichter and had their body destroyed
- DeathTBH was Cayenne and died as Leichter Operative #8
(Syndicates used 418 TC) [
Banana Cream Pie Cannon10 TC
A special pie cannon for a special clown, this gadget can hold up to 20 pies and automatically fabricates one every two seconds!][
Clown Reinforcements20 TC
Call in an additional clown to share the fun, equipped with full starting gear, but no telecrystals.][
CQC Manual (30% off!)9 TC
A manual that teaches a single user tactical Close-Quarters Combat before self-destructing. Normally costs 13 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.][
Bananium Energy Shield16 TC
A clown's most powerful defensive weapon, this personal shield provides near immunity to ranged energy attacks by bouncing them back at the ones who fired them. It can also be thrown to bounce off of people, slipping them, and returning to you even if you miss. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STAND ON SHIELD WHILE DEPLOYED, EVEN IF WEARING ANTI-SLIP SHOES.][
Clown Bomb15 TC
The Clown bomb is a hilarious device capable of massive pranks. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so.x3][
Airlock Authentication Override Card3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][
Banana Cream Pie Cannon10 TC
A special pie cannon for a special clown, this gadget can hold up to 20 pies and automatically fabricates one every two seconds!][
Protocol CRAB-17 Phone (28% off!)5 TC
The Protocol CRAB-17 Phone, a phone borrowed from an unknown third party, it can be used to crash the space market, funneling the losses of the crew to your bank account.The crew can move their funds to a new banking site though, unless they HODL, in which case they deserve it. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.][
Clown Reinforcements20 TC
Call in an additional clown to share the fun, equipped with full starting gear, but no telecrystals.x2][
Romerol25 TC
A highly experimental bioterror agent which creates dormant nodules to be etched into the grey matter of the brain. On death, these nodules take control of the dead body, causing limited revivification, along with slurred speech, aggression, and the ability to infect others with this agent.x2][
Elite Syndicate MODsuit8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.][
MODsuit Advanced EMP Shield Module (60% off!)2 TC
An advanced EMP shield module for a MODsuit. It protects your entire body from electromagnetic pulses. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.][
CQC Manual (30% off!)9 TC
A manual that teaches a single user tactical Close-Quarters Combat before self-destructing. Normally costs 13 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.][
Viscerator Delivery Grenade5 TC
A unique grenade that deploys a swarm of viscerators upon activation, which will chase down and shred any non-operatives in the area.][
Stealth Implant8 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.][
MODsuit Energy Shield Module15 TC
An energy shield module for a MODsuit. The shields can handle up to three impacts within a short duration and will rapidly recharge while not under fire.][
MODsuit Anti-Slip Module2 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.][
Bananium Energy Shield16 TC
A clown's most powerful defensive weapon, this personal shield provides near immunity to ranged energy attacks by bouncing them back at the ones who fired them. It can also be thrown to bounce off of people, slipping them, and returning to you even if you miss. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STAND ON SHIELD WHILE DEPLOYED, EVEN IF WEARING ANTI-SLIP SHOES.][
Combat Banana Shoes6 TC
While making the wearer immune to most slipping attacks like regular combat clown shoes, these shoes can generate a large number of synthetic banana peels as the wearer walks, slipping up would-be pursuers. They also squeak significantly louder.][
Cryptographic Sequencer (75% off!)1 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.][
Syndicate Sentience Potion (50% off!)2 TC
A potion recovered at great risk by undercover Syndicate operatives and then subsequently modified with Syndicate technology. Using it will make any animal sentient, and bound to serve you, as well as implanting an internal radio for communication and an internal ID card for opening doors. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.][
Protocol CRAB-17 Phone (28% off!)5 TC
The Protocol CRAB-17 Phone, a phone borrowed from an unknown third party, it can be used to crash the space market, funneling the losses of the crew to your bank account.The crew can move their funds to a new banking site though, unless they HODL, in which case they deserve it. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.][
Banana Cream Pie Cannon (50% off!)5 TC
A special pie cannon for a special clown, this gadget can hold up to 20 pies and automatically fabricates one every two seconds! Normally costs 10 TC. All sales final. Keep away from fire or flames.][
Combat Banana Shoes (33% off!)4 TC
While making the wearer immune to most slipping attacks like regular combat clown shoes, these shoes can generate a large number of synthetic banana peels as the wearer walks, slipping up would-be pursuers. They also squeak significantly louder. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.][
Bananium Energy Sword (33% off!)2 TC
An energy sword that deals no damage, but will slip anyone it contacts, be it by melee attack, thrown impact, or just stepping on it. Beware friendly fire, as even anti-slip shoes will not protect against it. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.][
Fungal Tuberculosis Grenade12 TC
A primed bio-grenade packed into a compact box. Comes with five Bio Virus Antidote Kit (BVAK) autoinjectors for rapid application on up to two targets each, a syringe, and a bottle containing the BVAK solution.][
Codespeak Manual3 TC
Syndicate agents can be trained to use a series of codewords to convey complex information, which sounds like random concepts and drinks to anyone listening. This manual teaches you this Codespeak. You can also hit someone else with the manual in order to teach them. This is the deluxe edition, which has unlimited uses.][
Elite Syndicate MODsuit8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.][
Cryptographic Sequencer (75% off!)1 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.][
MODsuit Advanced EMP Shield Module (40% off!)3 TC
An advanced EMP shield module for a MODsuit. It protects your entire body from electromagnetic pulses. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.][
Syndicate Combat Medical Suite (26% off!)11 TC
This first aid kit is a suspicious black and red. Included is an unloaded combat chemical injector for suit-penetrative chem delivery, a medical science night vision HUD for quick identification of injured personnel and chemical supplies, improved medical supplies, including Interdyne-approved pharmaceuticals, a hacked cybernetic surgery toolset arm implant, and some helpful MODsuit modules for for field medical use and operative physiopharmaceutical augmentation. Normally costs 15 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.][
MODsuit Anti-Slip Module2 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.][
Bananium Energy Sword3 TC
An energy sword that deals no damage, but will slip anyone it contacts, be it by melee attack, thrown impact, or just stepping on it. Beware friendly fire, as even anti-slip shoes will not protect against it.][
Bananium Energy Shield16 TC
A clown's most powerful defensive weapon, this personal shield provides near immunity to ranged energy attacks by bouncing them back at the ones who fired them. It can also be thrown to bounce off of people, slipping them, and returning to you even if you miss. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STAND ON SHIELD WHILE DEPLOYED, EVEN IF WEARING ANTI-SLIP SHOES.][
Banana Cream Pie Cannon10 TC
A special pie cannon for a special clown, this gadget can hold up to 20 pies and automatically fabricates one every two seconds!][
Clown Bomb15 TC
The Clown bomb is a hilarious device capable of massive pranks. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so.x2][
Stealth Implant8 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.][
Stimpack5 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection.][
Chameleon Projector7 TC
Projects an image across a user, disguising them as an object scanned with it, as long as they don't move the projector from their hand. Disguised users move slowly, and projectiles pass over them.][
Composition C-41 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.]
