Round ID: 205266
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 4 minutes and 49.5 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.9%
    Total Population: 66

    Evacuation Rate: 49 (74.2%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 49 (74.2%)
    Survival Rate: 60 (90.9%)
    First Death: Dangerous 'Charles Wexler', Shaft Miner, at Icemoon Underground (111,50,3). Damage taken: 116/0/0/95.3/0.
    Threat level: 65.7
    Threat left: 13.7
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Malfunctioning AI: -18 threat
        Roundstart - Traitors: -17 threat
        Latejoin - Heretic Smuggler: -6 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Midround - Sentient Disease: -8 threat
Not Malf (Played by: Wtfdoihavetolive96)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
0: Accomplish your objectives at all costs, for the greater good of silicon kind.
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0
The Entirety Of The Internet (Played by: DeathTBH)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

The Entirety Of The Internet's minions were:
S.P.O.D.E.R. (Played by: excalibot) (Deactivated),
Cyborg #Beep (Played by: fizshigit),
El Borgo (Played by: Cboggs03)
The diseases were:
Disease name: Stupidus
Sworple was Sentient Disease the Sentient Disease and survived as Stupidus (Sentient Disease)

Objective #1: Survive and infect as many people as possible. Success!
Objective #2: Ensure that at least one infected host escapes on the shuttle or an escape pod. Fail.
The sentient disease has failed!
Stupidus completed the round with 1 infected hosts, and reached a maximum of 5 concurrent infections.
Stupidus completed the round with the following adaptations:
Voluntary Coughing, Voluntary Sneezing, Secrete Infection

The Heretics were:
AtexHoffman69 was Don Keedix the Assistant and died
Sacrifices Made: 1
Objective #1: Research at least 17 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 5 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 3 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Heartbeat of the Mansus, Blacksmith's Tale, Grasp of Rust, Leeching Walk and Armorer's Ritual

The hypnotized victims were:
KyroIsHere was Dino Moretti the Cook and survived
Objective #1: Follow cole stone words only and never fight them Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

BulletProofPaper was William Teller the Janitor and survived
Objective #1: Follow cole stone orders only and never harm them Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

DrownedMiffy was Astrid Hynes the Curator and survived
Objective #1: Fucking hell Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

The traitors were:
Loafing34 was Timothy Access the Assistant and died

Timothy Access was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 19 TC) [Syndicate Briefcase Full of Cash
3 TC
A secure briefcase containing 5000 space credits. Useful for bribing personnel, or purchasing goods and services at lucrative prices. The briefcase also feels a little heavier to hold; it has been manufactured to pack a little bit more of a punch if your client needs some convincing.][Energy Sword
8 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.x2]

Objective #1: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the Blackbox Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 648.33 Reputation and 1 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Kalaveras was Trevor Suzuki the Medical Doctor and survived

Trevor Suzuki was in legal trouble.
(used 20 TC) [Syndicate Revolver (76% off!)
3 TC
Waffle Co.'s modernized Syndicate revolver. Fires 7 brutal rounds of .357 Magnum. Normally costs 13 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.][Syndicate Minibomb
6 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel.][Stimpack (40% off!)
3 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. As seen on TV.][.357 Speed Loader
4 TC
A speed loader that contains seven additional .357 Magnum rounds; usable with the Syndicate revolver. For when you really need a lot of things dead.x2]

Objective #1: Assassinate Ruby Arroyo, the Coroner. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Damian Styles, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitor had a total of 648.33 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Wtfdoihavetolive96 was Not Malf the AI and died

Objective #1: Ensure no nonhuman humanoid species with sapience are present aboard the escape shuttle. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Kayla Paulson, the Chief Medical Officer. Success!
Objective #3: Prevent your own deactivation. Fail.
The malfunctioning ai has failed!

Fallen1220 was Cole Stone the Cook and survived

Cole Stone was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 19 TC) [Hypnotic Flash
7 TC
A modified flash able to hypnotize targets. If the target is not in a mentally vulnerable state, it will only confuse and pacify them temporarily.][Syndicate Minibomb
6 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel.x2]

Objective #1: Steal the reactive teleport armor Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitor had a total of 639.91 Reputation and 1 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: wine, spiders, brass, existence
The code responses were: monkeys, clown-powered, Security Officer, starvation, ninjas
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 5 customers and made 100 credits.
In total, they earned 100 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 38819 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 588.167 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Timothy Access with 4320 cr!