Blockaboo was
Da Moff the
Clown and
diedDa Moff
was a corporate climber.(used 20 TC)
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Clown Car
20 TC
The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! Simply insert your bikehorn and get in, and get ready to have the funniest ride of your life! You can ram any spacemen you come across and stuff them into your car, kidnapping them and locking them inside until someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats are very sensitive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity! Premium features can be unlocked with a cryptographic sequencer!]Objective #1: Assassinate Leonard Brindle, the Scientist.
Fail.Objective #2: Steal the medal of captaincy
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 463.33 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!Ikeofnewt was
Reuben Basinger the
Lawyer and
diedReuben Basinger
was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.(used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Larry Larlan, the Chaplain.
Fail.Objective #2: Assassinate Max Power, the Scientist.
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 463.33 Reputation and 20 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!Mey Ha Zah was
Calls-The-Void the
Curator and
diedCalls-The-Void
was a corporate climber.(used 18 TC)
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Protocol CRAB-17 Phone (85% off!)
1 TC
The Protocol CRAB-17 Phone, a phone borrowed from an unknown third party, it can be used to crash the space market, funneling the losses of the crew to your bank account.The crew can move their funds to a new banking site though, unless they HODL, in which case they deserve it. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.][
Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.][
Slipocalypse Clusterbang
3 TC
A traditional clusterbang grenade with a payload consisting entirely of Syndicate soap. Useful in any scenario!][
Full Syndicate Toolbox
1 TC
The Syndicate toolbox is a suspicious black and red. It comes loaded with a full tool set including a multitool and combat gloves that are resistant to shocks and heat.][
EMP Grenades and Implanter Kit
2 TC
A box that contains five EMP grenades and an EMP implant with three uses. Useful to disrupt communications, security's energy weapons and silicon lifeforms when you're in a tight spot.]Objective #1: Steal the captain's antique laser gun
Fail.Objective #2: Assassinate Kaitlyn Fleming, the Virologist.
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 518.35 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!Emeraldicus was
Leonard Dusk the
Chief Engineer and
survivedLeonard Dusk
was an employee from Donk Corporation.(used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Steal the hypospray
Fail.Objective #2: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Success!The traitor had a total of 463.33 Reputation and 19 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!KarlGustav was
Sydney Pretzels the
Cook and
survivedSydney Pretzels
was a Gorlex Marauder.(used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Steal the captain's antique laser gun
Fail.Objective #2: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Success!The traitor had a total of 435.27 Reputation and 20 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!DeathTBH was
Tim Tennison the
Assistant and
diedTim Tennison
was a Gorlex Marauder.(used 13 TC)
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Makarov Pistol (28% off!)
5 TC
A small, easily concealable handgun that uses 9mm auto rounds in 8-round magazines and is compatible with suppressors. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.][
Bag of C-4 explosives
8 TC
Because sometimes quantity is quality. Contains 10 C-4 plastic explosives.]Objective #1: Steal the hypospray
Fail.Objective #2: Steal the nuclear authentication disk
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 405.91 Reputation and 7 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!The code phrases were: vodka martinis, Alysha Riker, experimentors, healthyThe code responses were: Elena Houser, light bulbs, toast, humanity, robots