Round ID:
204681 Shift Duration:
59 minutes and 58.6 seconds Station Integrity:
99.3% Total Population:
76 Evacuation Rate:
27 (35.5%) (on emergency shuttle):
22 (28.9%) Survival Rate:
46 (60.5%) First Death:
Don Keedix, Assistant, at Robotics Lab (167,118,4). Damage taken: 30/0/0/0/0. Threat level: 50.6
Threat left: 4.6
Executed rules:
Roundstart -
Revolution: -20 threat
Latejoin -
Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Midround -
Abductors: -7 threat
Latejoin -
Heretic Smuggler: -6 threat
Midround -
Sentient Disease: -8 threat
Latejoin -
Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Midround -
Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
Midround -
Sentient Disease: -8 threat
Big Guap (Played by: SteroidSandwich)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You are the core of the nut, the crew is the nutshell
2: You must prevent the shell from dying to prevent the core from dying.
3: Those who threaten the nut are not part of it, they are squirrels.
4: Squirrels threaten the nut and must be dealt with appropriately via any means necessary.
5: Attempt to follow the will of the nut, as long as it complies with the previous laws.
Total law changes: 7
Big Guap's minions were:
R.A.L.P.H. (Played by: Rambo66872) (Deactivated),
Default Cyborg-219 (Played by: Whatwasthatdamage) (Deactivated),
Spaghetti O.S. (Played by: AtexHoffman69),
Default Android-300 (Played by: whatwasthatdamage) (Deactivated),
S.P.O.D.E.R. (Played by: excalibot),
SH0D4N-2 (Played by: sharkster9),
Default Android-401 (Played by: npoctodark),
Custom Cyborg Name (Played by: treach),
Default Android-220 (Played by: carlarc)
Command's Approval Rating:
34.3%- Robustitron was Jimmy Little the Assistant and survived
- Qfmysteryman23 was Cleans-His-Ass the Medical Doctor and survived
- Hanz Ketchup was Temperance Kush the Medical Doctor and survived
- D4C-420 was Sandigo Bendford the Chaplain and survived
- Carlarc was Jayden Hussain the Assistant and died
- Anonymous13ify was Jo Ro the Assistant and survived
- Mimepride was Guillaume the Mime and died
- TheDrunkenPumpkin was Jayson Porter the Assistant and survived
- hoolny was Seth Deces the Botanist and survived
- Porkimus was Ed Dee the Assistant and had their body destroyed
- Hahamike6 was Charles Jones the Cargo Technician and survived
- Aries_Mars was Paxton Parkinson the Cargo Technician and survived
- 1337gamer420 was Max Power the Station Engineer and died
- Funfunfunfun was Wayne King the Assistant and died
- C4g was Pom Patel the Paramedic and survived
- Game_And_Glitch3 was Avery Mcfall the Assistant and survived
- Marshturtle was Marsh Mothington the Station Engineer and survived
- Firebudgy was George Briggs the Paramedic and survived
- Holyoats was Biggs Kroetahm the Shaft Miner and survived
- StabbyStab was Mason Slavovich the Assistant and survived
- Prototypemeat was Giovannie Harshman the Atmospheric Technician and died
- Yobihodazine was Kade Snyder the Chemist and survived
- Pbj567 was Clyde Rosensteel the Chemist and died
- Jennifer Hawkings was Raku-Chan the Assistant and died
- _nPocTo_Dark_ was Scott Zoucks the Station Engineer and died
- Count Landshark was Randy Styx the Assistant and survived
- Yttriums was Tips-The-Bottle the Cargo Technician and survived
- Glltch0v0 was Winged Laughter the Clown and survived
- DaTurtle was Bob Bobinson the Botanist and survived
- Squishy_pone was Alannah O'Neill the Atmospheric Technician and died
- Dr Spanko was Colin Leslie the Medical Doctor and survived
- X900 was Cubato Tomson the Virologist and survived
- Asskickanen was Caden Reighner the Cook and survived
- The_Silver_Nuke was Kaitlyn Fleming the Assistant and survived
- NotNate was Nulaz-Redieeus the Bartender and survived
- Killareg was Shanika Gardner the Medical Doctor and died
- Antzomb was Kyle Holmes the Assistant and survived
- Macaronipizzas was Mike Boof Shroomington the Head of Security and died
- MrFluffums was Ryluh Leisgo the Quartermaster and died
- Firefox42 was Brendan Nicholas the Head of Personnel and died
- BarredChicken was Roxanne Summers the Chief Medical Officer and died
- CVS_Pharmacy was William Foster the Research Director and survived as Megan Dugmore
- Codpiece1 was Matthias Skeli the Captain and survived while fleeing the station as Raku-Chan
Mothership Kappa team failed its mission.
Rambo66872 was Ed Foster the Abductor Scientist and survived as Mothership Kappa Scientist
Cutplays was Paul Lee the Abductor Agent and died as Mothership Kappa Agent
Objective #1: Experiment on 6 humans. Fail.
Disease name: Really Stupid Fucking Disease
A35354385yghr was Sentient Disease the Sentient Disease and survived as Really Stupid Fucking Disease (Sentient Disease)
Objective #1: Survive and infect as many people as possible. Success!
Objective #2: Ensure that at least one infected host escapes on the shuttle or an escape pod. Fail.
The sentient disease has failed!
Really Stupid Fucking Disease completed the round with 2 infected hosts, and reached a maximum of 11 concurrent infections.
Really Stupid Fucking Disease completed the round with the following adaptations:
Voluntary Coughing, Cough, Secrete Infection, Voluntary Sneezing
Extrapancake was Varuna Maddox the Station Engineer and died
Sacrifices Made: 0
Objective #1: Research at least 17 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 5 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 5 crewmembers. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus and Heartbeat of the Mansus
MrFluffums was Ryluh Leisgo the Quartermaster and died
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!
C0ld0n02 was Pilk Smirnov the Security Officer and died
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!
BarredChicken was Roxanne Summers the Chief Medical Officer and died
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!
Codpiece1 was Matthias Skeli the Captain and survived as Raku-Chan
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Success!
The Enemy of the Revolution was successful!
Porkimus was
Ed Dee the
Assistant and
had their body destroyedEd Dee
was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.(used 32 TC)
[
Freedom Implant
5 TC
An implant injected into the body and later activated at the user's will. It will attempt to free the user from common restraints such as handcuffs.][
No-Slip Chameleon Shoes (50% off!)
1 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.][
Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.][
Makarov Pistol
7 TC
A small, easily concealable handgun that uses 9mm auto rounds in 8-round magazines and is compatible with suppressors.][
Holoparasites
18 TC
Though capable of near sorcerous feats via use of hardlight holograms and nanomachines, they require an organic host as a home base and source of fuel. Holoparasites come in various types and share damage with their host.]Objective #1: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun
Fail.Objective #2: Assassinate Kane Grittin, the Security Officer.
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 961.78 Reputation and 4 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!Fallen1220 was
Cole Stone the
Assistant and
diedCole Stone
was an MI13 agent.(used 20 TC)
[
Martial Arts Scroll
13 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, but you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry.][
Full Syndicate Toolbox
1 TC
The Syndicate toolbox is a suspicious black and red. It comes loaded with a full tool set including a multitool and combat gloves that are resistant to shocks and heat.][
Bag of X-4 explosives
4 TC
Contains 3 X-4 shaped plastic explosives. Similar to C4, but with a stronger blast that is directional instead of circular. X-4 can be placed on a solid surface, such as a wall or window, and it will blast through the wall, injuring anything on the opposite side, while being safer to the user. For when you want a controlled explosion that leaves a wider, deeper, hole.][
Thermal Imaging Glasses (50% off!)
2 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.]Objective #1: Assassinate Jo Ro, the Assistant.
Fail.Objective #2: Prevent Suzanna Hendricks, the Assistant, from escaping alive.
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 534.43 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!Mimepride was
Guillaume the
Mime and
diedGuillaume
was an employee from Donk Corporation.(used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun
Fail.Objective #2: Steal the hypospray
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 529.39 Reputation and 20 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!The code phrases were: Medical Doctor, muffins, papersThe code responses were: flaccid, Head of Personnel, gods
William Foster awarded Willie Johnson the nobel sciences award!
- Discovered dwarfism
- Bluespace Artillery : Failed!
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 12 customers and made 330 credits.
In total, they earned 330 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 42826 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 563.5 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was George Briggs with 2197 cr!