Round ID: 204087
    Shift Duration: 59 minutes and 47.5 seconds
    Station Integrity: Destroyed
    Total Population: 70
    Survival Rate: 6 (8.6%)
    First Death: Erica Levett as Unknown, Hermit, at Hermit's Cabin (56,150,2). Damage taken: 105/55.8/1/57.1333/0. Their last words were: "god damnit..."
    Threat level: 47.3
    Threat left: 4.3
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -17 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Latejoin - Heretic Smuggler: -6 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Space Dragon: -7 threat
Amiga (Played by: Afonamos)'s laws at the end of the round were:
Total law changes: 1

Amiga's minions were:
D.E.R.P. (Played by: Derpman3)
Bonk Hive-Tech Operatives:
Syndicate Major Victory!
Bonk Hive-Tech operatives have destroyed Reiders Body Disassembly Station 13!

The syndicate operatives were:
(Syndicates used 23 TC) [CQC Manual (30% off!)
9 TC
A manual that teaches a single user tactical Close-Quarters Combat before self-destructing. Normally costs 13 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.
]
[Hypnotic Flash (85% off!)
1 TC
A modified flash able to hypnotize targets. If the target is not in a mentally vulnerable state, it will only confuse and pacify them temporarily. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.
]
[Stealth Implant
8 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.
]
[12g Slug Drum
3 TC
An additional 8-round slug magazine for use with the Bulldog shotgun. Now 8 times less likely to shoot your pals.
]
[Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
]
[12g Meteorslug Shells (50% off!)
1 TC
An alternative 8-round meteorslug magazine for use in the Bulldog shotgun. Great for blasting holes into the hull and knocking down enemies. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.
]
The Aliens were:
The diseases were:
Disease name: Gamer Syndrome
Dirt290 was Sentient Disease the Sentient Disease and had their body destroyed

Objective #1: Survive and infect as many people as possible. Fail.
Objective #2: Ensure that at least one infected host escapes on the shuttle or an escape pod. Fail.
The sentient disease has failed!

The Heretics were:
OneHalfCupFlour was Ava McClusky the Chief Medical Officer and died
Sacrifices Made: 0
Objective #1: Research at least 17 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 5 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 3 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Heartbeat of the Mansus, Glimmer of Winter and Grasp of Void

The space dragons were:
The Space Dragon has succeeded! Station space has been reclaimed by the space carp!
Dirt290 was Syndicate Charity Fund the Space Dragon and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Summon and protect the rifts to flood the station with carp. Success!
The Space Dragon was successful!
The Space Dragon was assisted by:


The traitors were:
Traveler319 was Leah Anderson the Scientist and died

Leah Anderson was an MI13 agent.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Assassinate Vicktor Bynum, the Roboticist. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the nuclear authentication disk Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 598.33 Reputation and 16 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Zybwivcz was Andy Marriman the Head of Personnel and died

Andy Marriman was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 7 TC) [Sleepy Pen (25% off!)
3 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]


Objective #1: Steal the Captain's jetpack Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent William Foster, the Research Director, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 604.16 Reputation and 15 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Barber_Ferdinand was Bean Sprout the Botanist and died

Bean Sprout was an MI13 agent.
(used 18 TC) [Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.
]
[Smuggler's Satchel
1 TC
This satchel is thin enough to be hidden in the gap between plating and tiling; great for stashing your stolen goods. Comes with a crowbar, a floor tile and some contraband inside.
x2]
[Sleepy Pen
4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.
x2]


Objective #1: Assassinate Catlyn Bates, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Javier Whiteman, the Security Officer, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Die a glorious death. Success!

The traitor had a total of 598.33 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor was successful!

CVS_Pharmacy was William Foster the Research Director and died

William Foster was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Assassinate Cleans-His-Ass, the Cook. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the Captain's jetpack Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 598.33 Reputation and 20 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Sharkster9 was Orlando Lafortune the Geneticist and survived

Orlando Lafortune was a corporate climber.
(used 20 TC) [Makarov Pistol
7 TC
A small, easily concealable handgun that uses 9mm auto rounds in 8-round magazines and is compatible with suppressors.
]
[Suppressor
3 TC
This suppressor will silence the shots of the weapon it is attached to for increased stealth and superior ambushing capability. It is compatible with many small ballistic guns including the Makarov, Stechkin APS and C-20r, but not revolvers or energy guns.
]
[Thermal Imaging Glasses
4 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.
]
[No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.
]
[Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.
]
[Full Syndicate Toolbox
1 TC
The Syndicate toolbox is a suspicious black and red. It comes loaded with a full tool set including a multitool and combat gloves that are resistant to shocks and heat.
]
[Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Pai Mei, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Charles Jones, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitor had a total of 608.74 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor was successful!

Holyoats was Biggs Kroetahm the Assistant and died

Biggs Kroetahm simply went completely postal!
(used 7 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]


Objective #1: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots Fail.

The traitor had a total of 581.45 Reputation and 13 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Datorangebottle was Anne Taggart the Assistant and died

Anne Taggart simply went completely postal!
(used 20 TC) [Stimpack
5 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection.
]
[Syndicate Bomb (81% off!)
2 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives. Normally costs 11 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.
]
[No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.
]
[Syndicate EMP Bomb
7 TC
A variation of the syndicate bomb designed to produce a large EMP effect.
]
[F.R.A.M.E. disk (75% off!)
1 TC
When inserted into a tablet, this cartridge gives you five messenger viruses which when used cause the targeted tablet to become a new uplink with zero TCs, and immediately become unlocked. You will receive the unlock code upon activating the virus, and the new uplink may be charged with telecrystals normally. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.
]
[Stealth Implant (75% off!)
2 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.
]
[Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
]


Objective #1: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct Fail.

The traitor had a total of 706.05 Reputation and 3 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: aliens, Veekas-Jasaiin, skeletons
The code responses were: berries, Roboticist, smelly, aliens
Medal Commendations:
Biggs Kroetahm awarded Deena Fulps the medal of valor! - Penis
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 27 customers and made 780 credits.
In total, they earned 780 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 28616 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 408.8 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Vicktor Bynum with 2018 cr!