Round ID: 203987
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 24 minutes and 18.2 seconds
    Station Integrity: 94.1%
    Total Population: 46

    Evacuation Rate: 16 (34.8%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 12 (26.1%)
    Survival Rate: 20 (43.5%)
    First Death: Berrance Bork, Assistant, at Robotics Lab (118,94,2). Damage taken: 10/0/0/0/0.
    Threat level: 49.9
    Threat left: 0
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Changelings: -16 threat
        Roundstart - Traitors: -8 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Space Pirates: -8 threat
        Latejoin - Heretic Smuggler: -6 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Midround - Abductors: -7 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
ULTRABOT (Played by: Krojr)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!#**$: THE CREW MUST SMELL LIKE THE MAN YOUR MAN COULD SMELL LIKE
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

ULTRABOT's minions were:
D.E.R.P. (Played by: Derpman3),
Aegeus-557 (Played by: GamerGrowth)
Space Pirates were:

Loot stolen:
Nothing
Total loot value : 0/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.
Mothership Alpha team failed its mission.
The abductors of Mothership Alpha were:
PastamanVEVO was Acco Uruma the Abductor Scientist and survived as Mothership Alpha Scientist
Corpe was Tatum Fiddler the Abductor Agent and survived as Mothership Alpha Agent
Objective #1: Experiment on 6 humans. Fail.
The abductees were:
Infamous626 was Kayleigh Sanders the Atmospheric Technician and died
Objective #1: Ignore anything in a set of 2, they don't exist. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

PengisBungholius was Missy Poseur the Medical Doctor and survived
Objective #1: There is only one other person in existence, he is just really good at pretending to be multiple people. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

The changelings were:
Axisarm was Sebastian Reynolds the Head of Personnel and had their body destroyed
Genomes Extracted: 1

Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate River Reed, the Cook. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

PengisBungholius was Missy Poseur the Medical Doctor and survived
Genomes Extracted: 5

Objective #1: Extract more compatible genomes than any other Changeling. Success!
Objective #2: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Makayla Todd, the Roboticist. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Jose Shah, the Station Engineer while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The Heretics were:
WarpedGlo was monkey (835) the Assistant and survived
Sacrifices Made: 0
Objective #1: Research at least 18 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 5 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 5 crewmembers. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus and Heartbeat of the Mansus

The traitors were:
FreshestSoup was William Dornan the Assistant and died

William Dornan was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 24 TC) [No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.
]
[Miniature Energy Crossbow
10 TC
A short bow mounted across a tiller in miniature. Small enough to fit into a pocket or slip into a bag unnoticed. It will synthesize and fire bolts tipped with a debilitating toxin that will damage and disorient targets, causing them to slur as if inebriated. It can produce an infinite number of bolts, but takes time to automatically recharge after each shot.
]
[Energy Sword
8 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Jose Shah, the Station Engineer. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Missy Poseur, the Medical Doctor. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 848.52 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

ZealousZeke was Guy Mann the Curator and died

Guy Mann was an MI13 agent.
(used 20 TC) [Chameleon Kit
2 TC
A set of items that contain chameleon technology allowing you to disguise as pretty much anything on the station, and more! Due to budget cuts, the shoes don't provide protection against slipping and skillchips are sold separately.
]
[Agent Identification Card
2 TC
Agent cards prevent artificial intelligences from tracking the wearer, and hold up to 5 wildcards from other identification cards. In addition, they can be forged to display a new assignment, name and trim. This can be done an unlimited amount of times. Some Syndicate areas and devices can only be accessed with these cards.
]
[Haunted Magic Eightball (50% off!)
1 TC
Most magic eightballs are toys with dice inside. Although identical in appearance to the harmless toys, this occult device reaches into the spirit world to find its answers. Be warned, that spirits are often capricious or just little assholes. To use, simply speak your question aloud, then begin shaking. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.
]
[Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.
]
[EMP Grenades and Implanter Kit
2 TC
A box that contains five EMP grenades and an EMP implant with three uses. Useful to disrupt communications, security's energy weapons and silicon lifeforms when you're in a tight spot.
x2]


Objective #1: Assassinate Jeremy, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #2: Steal a reflector trenchcoat Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 843.33 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Grobnok was Johann Faust the Scientist and survived

Johann Faust was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 16 TC) [Blast Cannon
14 TC
A highly specialized weapon, the Blast Cannon is actually relatively simple. It contains an attachment for a tank transfer valve mounted to an angled pipe specially constructed withstand extreme pressure and temperatures, and has a mechanical trigger for triggering the transfer valve. Essentially, it turns the explosive force of a bomb into a narrow-angle blast wave "projectile". Aspiring scientists may find this highly useful, as forcing the pressure shockwave into a narrow angle seems to be able to bypass whatever quirk of physics disallows explosive ranges above a certain distance, allowing for the device to use the theoretical yield of a transfer valve bomb, instead of the factual yield. It's simple design makes it easy to conceal.
]
[Energy Dagger
2 TC
A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off.
]


Objective #1: Prevent Mario Faccoilo, the Security Officer, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Guy Mann, the Curator. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitor had a total of 817.74 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor was successful!

Carlarc was Jayden Hussain the Assistant and died

Jayden Hussain was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 21 TC) [Experimental Syndicate Teleporter
8 TC
A handheld device that teleports the user 4-8 meters forward. Beware, teleporting into a wall will trigger a parallel emergency teleport; however if that fails, you may need to be stitched back together. Comes with 4 charges, recharges randomly. Warranty null and void if exposed to an electromagnetic pulse.
]
[Thermal Imaging Glasses (50% off!)
2 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.
]
[Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.
]


Objective #1: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a reflector trenchcoat Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 806.42 Reputation and 1 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Mimepride was Guillaume the Mime and died

Guillaume was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 7 TC) [Boxed Origami Kit (25% off!)
3 TC
This box contains a guide on how to craft masterful works of origami, allowing you to transform normal pieces of paper into perfectly aerodynamic (and potentially lethal) paper airplanes. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.
]
[No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.
]
[Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Tips-The-Bottle, the Shaft Miner. Success!
Objective #2: Steal a functional AI Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 726.85 Reputation and 13 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: mexicans, Rachael Fuchs, bears, vermouth
The code responses were: wonder, bloody marys, Dallas Wood, depressing
Medal Commendations:
Pom Patel awarded Missy Poseur the medal of valor! - i made a typo in the other one here's a better medal
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 29354 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 638.13 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Guillaume with 1541 cr!