[2023-04-15 14:28:36.386] Starting up round ID 203817.
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[2023-04-15 14:33:08.744] UPLINK: Porkimus/(Ed Dee) purchased Airlock Authentication Override Card (66% off!) for 1 telecrystals from the uplink implant's uplink
[2023-04-15 14:33:38.384] UPLINK: Porkimus/(Ed Dee) purchased Freedom Implant for 5 telecrystals from the uplink implant's uplink
[2023-04-15 14:38:50.175] UPLINK: Porkimus/(Ed Dee) purchased Experimental Syndicate Teleporter for 8 telecrystals from the uplink implant's uplink
[2023-04-15 15:01:39.248] UPLINK: AniKipper/(Michelle Hunt) purchased Cryptographic Sequencer for 4 telecrystals from Michelle Hunt (Chaplain)'s uplink
[2023-04-15 15:02:29.233] UPLINK: AniKipper/(Michelle Hunt) purchased Agent Identification Card for 2 telecrystals from Michelle Hunt (Chaplain)'s uplink
[2023-04-15 15:06:00.589] UPLINK: AniKipper/(Michelle Hunt) purchased Airlock Authentication Override Card for 3 telecrystals from Michelle Hunt (Chaplain)'s uplink
[2023-04-15 15:08:15.208] UPLINK: Scroomie/(Christopher Gettemy) purchased Toy Pistol with Riot Darts for 2 telecrystals from the uplink implant's uplink
[2023-04-15 15:13:29.965] UPLINK: REEEEEE0129/(Mr.Honk) purchased Clown Car for 20 telecrystals from Mr.Honk (Supermatter Fucker)'s uplink
[2023-04-15 15:26:20.587] UPLINK: AniKipper/(Michelle Hunt) purchased Composition C-4 for 1 telecrystals from Michelle Hunt (Chaplain)'s uplink
[2023-04-15 15:55:02.930] UPLINK: Thenotsure/(Jacob Lars) purchased Holoparasites for 18 telecrystals from Jacob Lars (Chemist)'s uplink
[2023-04-15 15:57:14.916] UPLINK: Thenotsure/(Jacob Lars) purchased Composition C-4 for 1 telecrystals from Jacob Lars (Chemist)'s uplink
[2023-04-15 15:57:15.976] UPLINK: Thenotsure/(Jacob Lars) purchased Composition C-4 for 1 telecrystals from Jacob Lars (Chemist)'s uplink
[2023-04-15 16:43:46.652] UPLINK: BagpipeJogger/(Jerry Graham) purchased Cryptographic Sequencer for 4 telecrystals from the uplink implant's uplink