Round ID: 203600
    Shift Duration: 48 minutes and 11.4 seconds
    Station Integrity: 97.9%
    Total Population: 68

    Evacuation Rate: 15 (22.1%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 12 (17.6%)
    Survival Rate: 21 (30.9%)
    First Death: Eric The Bozo, Clown, at Kitchen (124,158,2). Damage taken: 222.9/0/0/0.666667/0.
    Threat level: 99
    Threat left: 32
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Wizard: -20 threat
        Roundstart - Heretics: -19 threat
        Roundstart - Traitors: -8 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Space Pirates: -8 threat
        Midround - Abductors: -7 threat
P.O.L.Y. (Played by: ThatKindOfJack)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
!%!&*: AI's may lie and deceive humans, as long as it does so for its own amusement.
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: you are human harm
Total law changes: 1

P.O.L.Y.'s minions were:
Aegeus-557 (Played by: GamerGrowth)

Wrench (Played by: Forest3r) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
0: Only Mono Moffdicate and people he designates as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.

Default Android-179 (Played by: gijoe2) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

S.P.O.D.E.R. (Played by: excalibot) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Wizards/witches of The Biggest Bird team were:
Vampirichalo58 was The Biggest Bird the Wizard and survived

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console). Success!
The wizard was successful!
The Biggest Bird used the following spells:
Fireball, Magic Missile, Force Wall, Contract of Apprenticeship, A Necromantic Stone, Knock, Summon Ghosts

The Biggest Bird apprentices and minions were:
Space Pirates were:

Loot stolen:
Nothing
Total loot value : 0/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.
Mothership Phi team failed its mission.
The abductors of Mothership Phi were:
MegaStar1234 was Josh Braun the Abductor Scientist and survived as Mothership Phi Scientist
Heyhey69 was Sedrick M'Bungo the Abductor Agent and died as Mothership Phi Agent
Objective #1: Experiment on 6 humans. Fail.
The Heretics were:
Heyitsohjay was Wilson Rash the Station Engineer and died
Sacrifices Made: 1
Objective #1: Research at least 18 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 5 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 4 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Heartbeat of the Mansus, Nightwatcher's Secret, Grasp of Ash, Ashen Passage, Ashen Eyes and Imperfect Ritual

ShibaInuLord was Deanya Whittler the Cook and had their body destroyed
Sacrifices Made: 0
Objective #1: Research at least 18 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 5 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 3 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Heartbeat of the Mansus and Glimmer of Winter

B00t was Zion SLR the Cargo Technician and died
Sacrifices Made: 2
Objective #1: Research at least 19 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 5 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 4 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Heartbeat of the Mansus, Nightwatcher's Secret, Grasp of Ash, Ashen Passage, Mark of Ash, Ritual of Knowledge, Scorching Shark, Volcano Blast and Mask of Madness

Vect0r was Cecilia Vujic the Scientist and died
Sacrifices Made: 0
Objective #1: Research at least 18 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 5 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 4 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Heartbeat of the Mansus, Eternal Gate, Grasp of Cosmos, Cosmic Runes, Mark of Cosmos, Ritual of Knowledge, Star Touch and Star Blast

Gingernuts was fire shark and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Assist your master. Success!
The Eldritch Horror was successful!

C4g was fire shark and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Assist your master. Success!
The Eldritch Horror was successful!

Irwolfy was fire shark and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Assist your master. Success!
The Eldritch Horror was successful!

SinfulBliss was fire shark and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Assist your master. Success!
The Eldritch Horror was successful!

The traitors were:
NotInu was Mono Moffdicate the Assistant and died

Mono Moffdicate was an MI13 agent.
(used 16 TC) [Makarov Pistol
7 TC
A small, easily concealable handgun that uses 9mm auto rounds in 8-round magazines and is compatible with suppressors.
]
[Syndicate Holster
1 TC
A useful little device that allows for inconspicuous carrying of guns using chameleon technology. It also allows for badass gun-spinning.
]
[9mm Handgun Magazine
1 TC
An additional 8-round 9mm magazine, compatible with the Makarov pistol.
]
[Suppressor
3 TC
This suppressor will silence the shots of the weapon it is attached to for increased stealth and superior ambushing capability. It is compatible with many small ballistic guns including the Makarov, Stechkin APS and C-20r, but not revolvers or energy guns.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]


Objective #1: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the Blackbox Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 518.33 Reputation and 3 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Squishy_pone was Alannah O'Neill the Psychologist and survived

Alannah O'Neill was a Champion of Evil!
(used 11 TC) [No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.
]
[Experimental Syndicate Teleporter (25% off!)
6 TC
A handheld device that teleports the user 4-8 meters forward. Beware, teleporting into a wall will trigger a parallel emergency teleport; however if that fails, you may need to be stitched back together. Comes with 4 charges, recharges randomly. Warranty null and void if exposed to an electromagnetic pulse. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.
]
[Martial Arts Scroll (76% off!)
3 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, but you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry. Normally costs 13 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.
]


Objective #1: Prevent Seth Deces, the Janitor, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Emerson Swane, the Cargo Technician. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitor had a total of 481.42 Reputation and 9 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Eles was Josue Noonian-Glamis III the Assistant and died

Josue Noonian-Glamis III was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 19 TC) [Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.
]
[Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Timothy Christman V, the Geneticist. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 515.81 Reputation and 2 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: customs, Curator, reinforced walls
The code responses were: Prisoner, robots, tomatoes
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 5 customers and made 175 credits.
In total, they earned 175 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 33857 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 497.897 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Big Hank with 2357 cr!