[2023-04-11 00:41:55.660] PAPER: MGO/(Widum Boise) wrote to paper: "deez nuts joe mamma"
[2023-04-11 00:41:58.469] PAPER: MGO/(Widum Boise) held the paper up to the virology camera, requesting Afonamos/(Amiga) read it.
[2023-04-11 00:42:00.086] PAPER: MGO/(Widum Boise) held the paper up to the virology camera, requesting Afonamos/(Amiga) read it.
[2023-04-11 00:42:01.008] PAPER: MGO/(Widum Boise) held the paper up to the virology camera, requesting Afonamos/(Amiga) read it.
[2023-04-11 00:42:02.056] PAPER: MGO/(Widum Boise) held the paper up to the virology camera, requesting Afonamos/(Amiga) read it.
[2023-04-11 00:42:03.363] PAPER: MGO/(Widum Boise) held the paper up to the virology camera, requesting Afonamos/(Amiga) read it.
[2023-04-11 00:42:12.258] PAPER: MGO/(Widum Boise) held the paper up to the virology camera, requesting Afonamos/(Amiga) read it.
[2023-04-11 00:42:13.246] PAPER: MGO/(Widum Boise) held the paper up to the virology camera, requesting Afonamos/(Amiga) read it.
[2023-04-11 00:47:49.791] PAPER: John Willard/(John Willard) wrote to paper: "DEFINITIONS:
 - Manley Jyllian - Lawyer who had their leg severed
 - Sedrick M'Bungo - Captain who severed their leg
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 - Sedrick has given Manley a warning about breaking into their office, saying they would be cut if they did."
[2023-04-11 00:53:45.430] PAPER: John Willard/(John Willard) wrote to paper: "Manley ignored this warning, and entered the Captain's quarters regardless, demanding the passover of all their equipment and clothing. This obviously, did not go well, and Sedrick promply defended their workplace and honored their word at the same time, by chopping Manley up, causing them to lose a limb.
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 - Manley should beat fault for the actions that occured, as they fully knew what the consequences of their actions would be, and they had done it regardless."
[2023-04-11 01:20:57.630] PAPER: Excalibot/(Injustice Koster) wrote to paper: "Thank you Amiga, you are truly the best AI."
[2023-04-11 01:24:39.047] PAPER: Gameaddict07/(Isaiah Fulton) has printed "cool rat facts" (id: 10796) by Victor Ashbaugh from a book management console.
[2023-04-11 01:25:13.275] PAPER: Excalibot/(Injustice Koster) held the paper up to the xenobiology camera, requesting Afonamos/(Amiga) read it.