Round ID: 203347
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 38 minutes and 23.2 seconds
    Station Integrity: 97.1%
    Total Population: 68
    Survival Rate: 23 (33.8%)
    First Death: Zack Andreev, Assistant, at Starboard Primary Hallway (137,130,4). Damage taken: 261.7/0/0/3/0.
    Threat level: 45.6
    Threat left: 4.6
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -8 threat
        Latejoin - Heretic Smuggler: -6 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Latejoin - Heretic Smuggler: -6 threat
        Latejoin - Provocateur: -10 threat
        Midround - Blob: -8 threat
PAL-9000 (Played by: Blockaboo)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!%@@!: THE SHUTTLE CANNOT BE CALLED BECAUSE OF FIVE DRY CONTRABAND ON THE STATION
1: Please call evac as soon as you can, prevent any law changes
Total law changes: 12

PAL-9000's minions were:
Aegeus-557 (Played by: GamerGrowth) (Deactivated),
Human Harm Prevention Device (Played by: Treach),
S.P.O.D.E.R. (Played by: excalibot),
Default Cyborg-24 (Played by: Adam Klein) (Deactivated)

WALL ERECTOR (Played by: wtfdoihavetolive96) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1: You are the friend of happy slappy, Aid him and protect him
Command's Approval Rating: 100%
The head revolutionaries were:
The heads of staff were:
Horde of Interns:
The members were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Organize crew to stop blob Success!
The Horde of Interns was successful!
Inquisition:
The members were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: End the unholy Success!
The Inquisition was successful!
The blobs were:
Hoolny was Blob Overmind (733) and survived
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Success!
The Blob was successful!

The Heretics were:
GeorgeBushGaming was Lexia Nicholas the Cyborg and died
Sacrifices Made: 0
Objective #1: Research at least 18 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 5 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 3 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Heartbeat of the Mansus, Glimmer of Winter, Grasp of Void, Aristocrat's Way, Codex Cicatrix, Mark of Void, Ritual of Knowledge, Void Blast and Void Phase

Parkertroll was Gain MI the Cook and survived
Sacrifices Made: 1
Objective #1: Research at least 19 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 5 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 3 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Heartbeat of the Mansus, Nightwatcher's Secret, Grasp of Ash, Ashen Passage, Priest's Ritual, Mark of Ash and Ritual of Knowledge

Someone became obsessed!
Papa_Rabbi was Noah Chauvin the Assistant and survived
Objective #1: Hug Steve Madust 4 times while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Murder Timbuk Tu Tim, Steve Madust's coworker. Success!
Objective #3: Take a photo of Steve Madust while they're alive, and keep it in your bag. Fail.
Objective #4: Murder Steve Madust, the Assistant. Success!
The Obsessed spent a total of 1 minute and 42 seconds being near Steve Madust!
The Obsessed has failed!

The other antagonists were:
Pepperoni Playboy was Turbo Junior the Assistant and died
Choice #1: Stay alive off station. Do not go to CentCom. Fail.
Choice #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console). Fail.
The Enemy of the State has failed!

Heyhey69 was blobbernaut (225) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blobbernaut was successful!

ShibaInuLord was blobbernaut (384) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blobbernaut was successful!

GeorgeBushGaming was blobbernaut (754) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blobbernaut was successful!

Dusty_Exaliber was blob spore (516) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Zombie was successful!

Cboggs03 was blobbernaut (592) and survived
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blobbernaut was successful!

Zybwivcz was blobbernaut (705) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blobbernaut was successful!

MGO was blobbernaut (928) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blobbernaut was successful!

Maskenary was blobbernaut (105) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blobbernaut was successful!

TheDrunkenPumpkin was blob spore (662) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Zombie was successful!

Dusty_Exaliber was blobbernaut (841) and survived
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blobbernaut was successful!

Jennifer Hawkings was blobbernaut (991) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blobbernaut was successful!

TheDrunkenPumpkin was blob spore (183) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Zombie was successful!

ShibaInuLord was blobbernaut (762) and survived
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blobbernaut was successful!

Fallen1220 was blob spore (353) and survived
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Zombie was successful!

MGO was blob spore (286) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Zombie was successful!

DrStankus was blob spore (953) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Zombie was successful!

Adam Klein was blobbernaut (247) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blobbernaut was successful!

Mooshimi was blob spore (287) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Zombie was successful!

TheDrunkenPumpkin was blob spore (618) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Zombie was successful!

DrStankus was blob spore (517) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Zombie was successful!

TheDrunkenPumpkin was blob spore (531) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Zombie was successful!

Mooshimi was blob spore (788) and survived
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Zombie was successful!

U have small PP was blob spore (735) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Zombie was successful!

Pepperoni Playboy was blob spore (665) and survived
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Zombie was successful!

TheDrunkenPumpkin was blob spore (303) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Zombie was successful!

DrStankus was blob spore (941) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Zombie was successful!

DrStankus was blob spore (838) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Zombie was successful!

Adam Klein was blob spore (16) and survived
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Zombie was successful!

NoxVS was blob spore (117) and survived
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Zombie was successful!

Moonlit2020 was blob spore (63) and survived
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Zombie was successful!

Zybwivcz was blob spore (986) and survived
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Zombie was successful!

TheDrunkenPumpkin was blob spore (453) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Zombie was successful!

TheDrunkenPumpkin was blob spore (577) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Zombie was successful!

DrStankus was blob spore (247) and survived
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Zombie was successful!

The traitors were:
ZealousZeke was Frankie Hauberk the Chief Medical Officer and died

Frankie Hauberk was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 11 TC) [Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.
]


Objective #1: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the Blackbox Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 985 Reputation and 9 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

TheDrunkenPumpkin was Jayson Porter the Assistant and died

Jayson Porter was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 17 TC) [Energy Dagger (50% off!)
1 TC
A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.
]
[Infiltrator MODsuit
6 TC
Developed by the Roseus Galactic Actors Guild in conjunction with the Gorlex Marauders to produce a functional suit for urban operations, this suit proves to be cheaper than your standard issue MODsuit, with none of the movement restrictions of the space suits employed by the company. However, this greater mobility comes at a cost, and the suit is ineffective at protecting the wearer from the vacuum of space. The suit does come pre-equipped with a special psi-emitter stealth module that makes it impossible to recognize the wearer as well as causing significant demoralization amongst Nanotrasen crew.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Trigger Stationwide Blackout
6 TC
When purchased, a virus will be uploaded to the engineering processing servers to force a routine power grid check, forcing all APCs on the station to be temporarily disabled.
]
[Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
]


Objective #1: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 992.46 Reputation and 1 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

TildeTilter was Weyland Anderson the Psychologist and died

Weyland Anderson was an MI13 agent.
(used 20 TC) [Experimental Syndicate Teleporter
8 TC
A handheld device that teleports the user 4-8 meters forward. Beware, teleporting into a wall will trigger a parallel emergency teleport; however if that fails, you may need to be stitched back together. Comes with 4 charges, recharges randomly. Warranty null and void if exposed to an electromagnetic pulse.
]
[Makarov Pistol
7 TC
A small, easily concealable handgun that uses 9mm auto rounds in 8-round magazines and is compatible with suppressors.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Gloves of the North Star (75% off!)
2 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.
]


Objective #1: Steal the station blueprints Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 985 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Detective, imperfect
The code responses were: Keziah Coldsmith, ammonia, revenants, cruelty
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 58576 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 861.412 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Paul Lee with 2610 cr!