[2023-04-03 02:55:48.953] PAPER: BagpipeJogger/(Jerry Grayyham) wrote to paper: "I found the deceased, handcuffed body of the assistant Nassau Hornady outside in the snow. I attempted to bring it to the brig but was met with extreme resistance by the doctor Catlyn Bates and a cyborg called CLEANBOT. 
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 - They both severely injured me in an attempt to take the body after which the borg repeatedly flashed me and trapped me in virology. 
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 - The doctor claimed they wanted to harvest organs from the rotting corpse but neither were in medbay after I escaped from the virology airlock. I suspect the cyborg is rogue and that the doctor is the murderer of the assistant."
[2023-04-03 03:05:43.204] PAPER: Fat_weasel/(Mandy Dangle) has printed "Woody Got Wood" (id: 10502) by Stro kemikoc from a book management console.