GLA enjoyer was
Bob Gronko the
Roboticist and
diedBob Gronko
was an employee from Waffle Corporation.(used 16 TC)
[
Laser Arm Implant (30% off!)
7 TC
An implant that grants you a recharging laser gun inside your arm. Weak to EMPs. Comes with a syndicate autosurgeon for immediate self-application. Normally costs 10 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.][
Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.][
Radioactive Microlaser (66% off!)
1 TC
A radioactive microlaser disguised as a standard Nanotrasen health analyzer. When used, it emits a powerful burst of radiation, which, after a short delay, can incapacitate all but the most protected of humanoids. It has two settings: intensity, which controls the power of the radiation, and wavelength, which controls the delay before the effect kicks in. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.]Objective #1: Steal the station blueprints
Fail.Objective #2: Steal the medal of captaincy
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 706.67 Reputation and 4 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!Boiledpotatothe3rd was
Zack Hinken the
Orderly and
had their body destroyedZack Hinken
was an employee from Waffle Corporation.(used 21 TC)
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Syndicate Surplus Crate
20 TC
A dusty crate from the back of the Syndicate warehouse delivered directly to you via Supply Pod. If the rumors are true, it will fill it's contents based on your current reputation. Get on that grind. Contents are sorted to always be worth 30 TC. The Syndicate will only provide one surplus item per agent.][
Dehydrated Space Carp
1 TC
Looks like a plush toy carp, but just add water and it becomes a real-life space carp! Activate in your hand before use so it knows not to kill you.]Objective #1: Steal a reflector trenchcoat
Fail.Objective #2: Steal the hypospray
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 713.54 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!Maskenary was
Reider Meza the
Assistant and
diedReider Meza
was an employee from Waffle Corporation.(used 21 TC)
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Stealth Implant
8 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.][
No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.][
Energy Sword (50% off!)
4 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.][
Full Syndicate Toolbox
1 TC
The Syndicate toolbox is a suspicious black and red. It comes loaded with a full tool set including a multitool and combat gloves that are resistant to shocks and heat.][
Syndicate Revolver (53% off!)
6 TC
Waffle Co.'s modernized Syndicate revolver. Fires 7 brutal rounds of .357 Magnum. Normally costs 13 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.]Objective #1: Assassinate Fluffy Leaf, the Clown.
Success!Objective #2: Assassinate JaJa, the Clown.
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 709.04 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!Jacoman was
Rhulman Schultz the
Geneticist and
had their body destroyedRhulman Schultz
was an MI13 agent.(used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Clownpiece, the Clown.
Success!Objective #2: Assassinate Isaiah Fulton, the Station Engineer.
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 696.57 Reputation and 20 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!ZealousZeke was
Mr. Poopy Pants the
Clown and
had their body destroyedMr. Poopy Pants
was an MI13 agent.(used 20 TC)
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Clown Car
20 TC
The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! Simply insert your bikehorn and get in, and get ready to have the funniest ride of your life! You can ram any spacemen you come across and stuff them into your car, kidnapping them and locking them inside until someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats are very sensitive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity! Premium features can be unlocked with a cryptographic sequencer!]Objective #1: Assassinate Captain Plasmaspear, the Assistant.
Success!Objective #2: Prevent Clownpiece, the Clown, from escaping alive.
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 688.55 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!Rasonj was
Fluffy Leaf the
Clown and
diedFluffy Leaf
was an MI13 agent.(used 20 TC)
[
Exploding Hot Potato (25% off!)
3 TC
A potato rigged with explosives. On activation, a special mechanism is activated that prevents it from being dropped. The only way to get rid of it if you are holding it is to attack someone else with it, causing it to latch to that person instead. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. As seen on TV.][
Clown Bomb
15 TC
The Clown bomb is a hilarious device capable of massive pranks. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so.][
Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.x2]Objective #1: Assassinate Happy Slappy, the Clown.
Success!Objective #2: Assassinate John Rat, the Botanist.
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 665.34 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!GPeckman was
Nathan Kanaga the
Roboticist and
diedNathan Kanaga
was a Gorlex Marauder.(used 11 TC)
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Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.]Objective #1: Steal the nuclear authentication disk
Fail.Objective #2: Assassinate Marc Jowers, the Cook.
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 656.45 Reputation and 9 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!GrapeSmallseed was
Miriam Shaw the
Science Guard and
diedMiriam Shaw
was an employee from Donk Corporation.(used 7 TC)
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Protocol CRAB-17 Phone
7 TC
The Protocol CRAB-17 Phone, a phone borrowed from an unknown third party, it can be used to crash the space market, funneling the losses of the crew to your bank account.The crew can move their funds to a new banking site though, unless they HODL, in which case they deserve it.]Objective #1: Prevent JaJa, the Clown, from escaping alive.
Fail.Objective #2: Steal the Captain's jetpack
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 633.28 Reputation and 13 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!The code phrases were: Maddox Shirey, tanks, coinsThe code responses were: space ninjas, muffins