Round ID: 202748
    Shift Duration: 49 minutes and 37 seconds
    Station Integrity: 94.7%
    Total Population: 39

    Evacuation Rate: 12 (30.8%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 11 (28.2%)
    Survival Rate: 21 (53.8%)
    First Death: Tongueless Ted, Mime, at Central Primary Hallway (108,145,2). Damage taken: 144.6/0/0/55.4/0.
    Threat level: 94
    Threat left: 31
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Wizard: -20 threat
        Roundstart - Traitors: -17 threat
        Roundstart - Heretics: -10 threat
        Midround - Space Changeling: -7 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Latejoin - Heretic Smuggler: -6 threat
ALaDOS (Played by: OctogonapusMD)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0
The changelings were:
JoeNamath was Vinnie Biery and survived
Genomes Extracted: 6

Objective #1: Extract 6 compatible genomes. Success!
Objective #2: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Patrick Patrick, the Head of Personnel. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Mason Slavovich, the Geneticist while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The Heretics were:
C0ld0n02 was Pilk Smirnov the Curator and survived
Sacrifices Made: 2
Objective #1: Research at least 19 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 5 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 3 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Success!
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Heartbeat of the Mansus, Glimmer of Winter, Grasp of Void, Aristocrat's Way, Void Cloak, Mark of Void, Ritual of Knowledge, Void Blast, Void Phase and Seeking Blade

Iroquoispliskin was Iroquois Pliskin the Assistant and died
Sacrifices Made: 0
Objective #1: Research at least 18 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 5 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 4 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus and Heartbeat of the Mansus

The traitors were:
REEEEEE0129 was Mr.Honk the Clown and died

Mr.Honk was an MI13 agent.
(used 20 TC) [Clown Car
20 TC
The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! Simply insert your bikehorn and get in, and get ready to have the funniest ride of your life! You can ram any spacemen you come across and stuff them into your car, kidnapping them and locking them inside until someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats are very sensitive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity! Premium features can be unlocked with a cryptographic sequencer!
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Jack Jackson, the Atmospheric Technician. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Tongueless Ted, the Mime. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 496.58 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

TurtleMountain was Tongueless Ted the Mime and survived

Tongueless Ted was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 49 TC) [Experimental Syndicate Teleporter
8 TC
A handheld device that teleports the user 4-8 meters forward. Beware, teleporting into a wall will trigger a parallel emergency teleport; however if that fails, you may need to be stitched back together. Comes with 4 charges, recharges randomly. Warranty null and void if exposed to an electromagnetic pulse.
]
[No-Slip Chameleon Shoes (50% off!)
1 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.
]
[Storage Implant (50% off!)
4 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.
]
[Guide to Advanced Mimery Series
12 TC
The classical two part series on how to further hone your mime skills. Upon studying the series, the user should be able to make 3x1 invisible walls, and shoot bullets out of their fingers. Obviously only works for Mimes.
]
[Combat Bakery Kit
7 TC
A kit of clandestine baked weapons. Contains a baguette which a skilled mime could use as a sword, a pair of throwing croissants, and the recipe to make more on demand. Once the job is done, eat the evidence.
]
[Uplink Implant
4 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. Has no telecrystals and must be charged by the use of physical telecrystals. Undetectable (except via surgery), and excellent for escaping confinement.
]
[Syndicate Revolver
13 TC
Waffle Co.'s modernized Syndicate revolver. Fires 7 brutal rounds of .357 Magnum.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Johnny Bam, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #2: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
However, the final objective "Spread the experimental bioterror agent Romerol by calling a droppod down at Incinerator" was completed!

The traitor had a total of 1406.51 Reputation and 8 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor was successful!

Scissorbird was monkey (221) and died

monkey (221) was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.
(used 18 TC) [Energy Sword
8 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.
]
[Miniature Energy Crossbow
10 TC
A short bow mounted across a tiller in miniature. Small enough to fit into a pocket or slip into a bag unnoticed. It will synthesize and fire bolts tipped with a debilitating toxin that will damage and disorient targets, causing them to slur as if inebriated. It can produce an infinite number of bolts, but takes time to automatically recharge after each shot.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Jerry Graham, the Assistant. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Widderwise, the Medical Doctor. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
Objective #4: Monkeypill the station. Success!

The traitor had a total of 436.29 Reputation and 2 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: experimentors, Adam Eckhardstein, griffons
The code responses were: space lube, skeletons, misery
The wizards/witches were:
ShadowedEnvy was Judge The Magician the Wizard and died

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Assassinate Micah Paynter, the Roboticist. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Judge The Magician used the following spells:
6x Time Stop, Wild Shapeshift, Ethereal Jaunt, Thrown Lightning, High Frequency Blade, The Traps!

Medal Commendations:
Colin Leslie awarded Mr.Honk the exemplary performance medal! - dunked on the wizard with his own sword after captain was killed, then proceded to help heal captain.
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 20528 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 526.359 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Paul Lee with 1000 cr!