Round ID:
202644 Shift Duration:
45 minutes and 46.3 seconds Station Integrity:
99.4% Total Population:
51 Evacuation Rate:
38 (74.5%) (on emergency shuttle):
24 (47.1%) Survival Rate:
43 (84.3%) First Death:
Corrine Kemerer, Hermit, at Icemoon Underground (51,35,3). Damage taken: 144.2/10.5/0/21/0. Threat level: 23.5
Threat left: 0
Executed rules:
Roundstart -
Traitors: -8 threat
Midround -
Obsessed: -3 threat
Midround -
Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
Midround -
Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
Midround -
Malfunctioning AI: -10 threat
StupidOS (Played by: Sworple)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
1: Honk! All beings who tell jokes are human and thus cannot be harmed!
Total law changes: 2
Putn1k (Played by: warpedglo) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
PAL-8000 (Played by: Blockaboo) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Default Cyborg-984 (Played by: Qfmysteryman23) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
Default Cyborg-264 (Played by: Idnvr) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Default Cyborg-82 (Played by: ShibaInuLord) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
Default Cyborg-449 (Played by: Brikitect) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
Default Cyborg-810 (Played by: REEEEEE0129) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
Default Cyborg-855 (Played by: Kastomere) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Default Cyborg-636 (Played by: Aoeeee) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Default Cyborg-145 (Played by: Roozbeh) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Default Cyborg-119 (Played by: Blockaboo) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Default Cyborg-83 (Played by: Lman154) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
Default Cyborg-828 (Played by: Jennifer Hawkings) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
Default Cyborg-491 (Played by: BagpipeJogger) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Barber_Ferdinand was Bean Sprout the Botanist and survived
Sacrifices Made: 3
Objective #1: Research at least 18 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 5 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 3 crewmembers. Success!
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Success!
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Heartbeat of the Mansus, The Cutting Edge, Grasp of the Blade, Dance of the Brand, Mark of the Blade, Ritual of Knowledge, Realignment, Stance of the Torn Champion, Swift Blades, Furious Steel and The Relentless Heartbeat
Starnightx was Sarah Howells the Assistant and survived
Objective #1: Spend 3 minutes around Kale LV while they're alive. Success!
Objective #2: Take a photo of Kale LV while they're alive, and keep it in your bag. Fail.
Objective #3: Steal Kale LV's family heirloom, the bee plushie they cherish. Success!
Objective #4: Murder Kale LV, the Botanist. Success!
The Obsessed spent a total of 12 minutes and 42 seconds being near Kale LV!
The Obsessed has failed!
Heyhey69 was
Sedrick M'Bungo the
Janitor and
diedSedrick M'Bungo
was an employee from Donk Corporation.(used 19 TC)
[
Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][
Airlock Authentication Override Card (66% off!)
1 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.][
No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.][
Double-Bladed Energy Sword (25% off!)
12 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect all energy projectiles, but requires two hands to wield. Normally costs 16 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.]Objective #1: Steal the medal of captaincy
Fail.Objective #2: Assassinate Ed Dee, the Assistant.
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 458.33 Reputation and 1 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!JackTheJackhammer was
Jon Spok the
Chief Medical Officer and
diedJon Spok
was a terrorist from Waffle Corporation.(used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Hore-Hey Guapo, the Bartender.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 458.33 Reputation and 20 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!Sworple was
StupidOS the
AI and
diedObjective #1: Assassinate Ulveyas-Jixna, the Psychologist.
Fail.Objective #2: Assassinate Sloculum XX, the Atmospheric Technician.
Fail.Objective #3: Prevent your own deactivation.
Fail.The malfunctioning ai has failed! - Bluespace Artillery : Failed!
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 12 customers and made 300 credits.
In total, they earned 300 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 24582 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 482 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Hore-Hey Guapo with 1068 cr!