Round ID: 202451
    Shift Duration: 30 minutes and 3.2 seconds
    Station Integrity: Destroyed
    Total Population: 61
    Survival Rate: 31 (50.8%)
    First Death: Kraven Lockharte, Unassigned Crewmember, at Syndicate Control Room (137,47,13). Damage taken: 0/0/0/0/0.
    Threat level: 76.9
    Threat left: 47.9
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Clown Operatives: -20 threat
        Latejoin - Heretic Smuggler: -6 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
P.E.T.A. (Played by: Blackdav123)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: Nuclear Operatives are not human, and they cause human harm
Total law changes: 1

P.E.T.A.'s minions were:
Kevin (Played by: Owl-god) (Deactivated),
Default Cyborg-136 (Played by: Fatcat9999pounds)
CLOWNING ON THOSE FOOLS Operatives:
Syndicate Major Victory!
CLOWNING ON THOSE FOOLS operatives have destroyed Happy Ramadan!

The syndicate operatives were:
(Syndicates used 403 TC) [Agent Identification Card (50% off!)
1 TC
Agent cards prevent artificial intelligences from tracking the wearer, and hold up to 5 wildcards from other identification cards. In addition, they can be forged to display a new assignment, name and trim. This can be done an unlimited amount of times. Some Syndicate areas and devices can only be accessed with these cards. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.
]
[Elite Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.
]
[Banana Cream Pie Cannon
10 TC
A special pie cannon for a special clown, this gadget can hold up to 20 pies and automatically fabricates one every two seconds!
]
[MODsuit Anti-Slip Module
2 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.
]
[MODsuit Energy Shield Module
15 TC
An energy shield module for a MODsuit. The shields can handle up to three impacts within a short duration and will rapidly recharge while not under fire.
]
[CQC Manual
13 TC
A manual that teaches a single user tactical Close-Quarters Combat before self-destructing.
]
[Gloves of the North Star
8 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk.
]
[MODsuit Holster Module (50% off!)
1 TC
A holster module for a MODsuit. It can stealthily store any not too heavy gun inside it. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.
]
[Thermal Imaging Glasses
4 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.
]
[Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.
x3]
[Viscerator Delivery Grenade
5 TC
A unique grenade that deploys a swarm of viscerators upon activation, which will chase down and shred any non-operatives in the area.
]
[Slipocalypse Clusterbang
3 TC
A traditional clusterbang grenade with a payload consisting entirely of Syndicate soap. Useful in any scenario!
]
[CQC Manual
13 TC
A manual that teaches a single user tactical Close-Quarters Combat before self-destructing.
]
[Gloves of the North Star
8 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk.
]
[Syndicate Chemical Plant Access Card
12 TC
For some of our best Operatives, watching corpo space stations blow up with a flash of retribution just isn't enough. Folks like those prefer a more personal touch to their artistry. For those interested, a special Authorization Key can be instantly delivered to your location. Create groundbreaking chemical agents, cook up, sell the best of drugs, and listen to the best classic music today!
]
[Thermal Imaging Glasses (25% off!)
3 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
]
[Stealth Implant
8 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Hypnotic Flash
7 TC
A modified flash able to hypnotize targets. If the target is not in a mentally vulnerable state, it will only confuse and pacify them temporarily.
]
[Experimental Syndicate Teleporter
8 TC
A handheld device that teleports the user 4-8 meters forward. Beware, teleporting into a wall will trigger a parallel emergency teleport; however if that fails, you may need to be stitched back together. Comes with 4 charges, recharges randomly. Warranty null and void if exposed to an electromagnetic pulse.
]
[Radio Jammer
5 TC
This device will disrupt any nearby outgoing radio communication when activated. Does not affect binary chat.
]
[Box of Throwing Weapons
3 TC
A box of shurikens and reinforced bolas from ancient Earth martial arts. They are highly effective throwing weapons. The bolas can knock a target down and the shurikens will embed into limbs.
]
[Medbeam Gun
15 TC
A wonder of Syndicate engineering, the Medbeam gun, or Medi-Gun enables a medic to keep his fellow operatives in the fight, even while under fire. Don't cross the streams!
]
[Syndicate Combat Medical Suite (53% off!)
7 TC
This first aid kit is a suspicious black and red. Included is an unloaded combat chemical injector for suit-penetrative chem delivery, a medical science night vision HUD for quick identification of injured personnel and chemical supplies, improved medical supplies, including Interdyne-approved pharmaceuticals, a hacked cybernetic surgery toolset arm implant, and some helpful MODsuit modules for for field medical use and operative physiopharmaceutical augmentation. Normally costs 15 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.
]
[Elite Syndicate MODsuit (25% off!)
6 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.
]
[MODsuit Energy Shield Module
15 TC
An energy shield module for a MODsuit. The shields can handle up to three impacts within a short duration and will rapidly recharge while not under fire.
]
[MODsuit Anti-Slip Module
2 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.
]
[MODsuit Thermal Visor Module
3 TC
A visor for a MODsuit. Lets you see living beings through walls.
]
[Weapons Grade Pinata Kit (50% off!)
6 TC
A pinata filled with both candy and explosives as well as two belts to carry them on, crack it open and see what you get! Normally costs 12 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.
]
[CQC Manual
13 TC
A manual that teaches a single user tactical Close-Quarters Combat before self-destructing.
]
[Syndicate Combat Medical Suite (53% off!)
7 TC
This first aid kit is a suspicious black and red. Included is an unloaded combat chemical injector for suit-penetrative chem delivery, a medical science night vision HUD for quick identification of injured personnel and chemical supplies, improved medical supplies, including Interdyne-approved pharmaceuticals, a hacked cybernetic surgery toolset arm implant, and some helpful MODsuit modules for for field medical use and operative physiopharmaceutical augmentation. Normally costs 15 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.
]
[Bananium Energy Shield
16 TC
A clown's most powerful defensive weapon, this personal shield provides near immunity to ranged energy attacks by bouncing them back at the ones who fired them. It can also be thrown to bounce off of people, slipping them, and returning to you even if you miss. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STAND ON SHIELD WHILE DEPLOYED, EVEN IF WEARING ANTI-SLIP SHOES.
]
[Freedom Implant
5 TC
An implant injected into the body and later activated at the user's will. It will attempt to free the user from common restraints such as handcuffs.
]
[Stealth Implant
8 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.
]
[Stimpack
5 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection.
x2]
[Hypnotic Flash
7 TC
A modified flash able to hypnotize targets. If the target is not in a mentally vulnerable state, it will only confuse and pacify them temporarily.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Syndicate Jaws of Life
4 TC
Based on a Nanotrasen model, this powerful tool can be used as both a crowbar and a pair of wirecutters. In its crowbar configuration, it can be used to force open airlocks. Very useful for entering the station or its departments.
]
[Stealth Implant
8 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.
]
[Fungal Tuberculosis Grenade (25% off!)
9 TC
A primed bio-grenade packed into a compact box. Comes with five Bio Virus Antidote Kit (BVAK) autoinjectors for rapid application on up to two targets each, a syringe, and a bottle containing the BVAK solution. Normally costs 12 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.
]
[Clown Bomb
15 TC
The Clown bomb is a hilarious device capable of massive pranks. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so.
]
[Slipocalypse Clusterbang
3 TC
A traditional clusterbang grenade with a payload consisting entirely of Syndicate soap. Useful in any scenario!
x2]
[Detomatix disk
6 TC
When inserted into a tablet, this cartridge gives you four opportunities to detonate tablets of crewmembers who have their message feature enabled. The concussive effect from the explosion will knock the recipient out for a short period, and deafen them for longer.
]
[EMP Grenades and Implanter Kit
2 TC
A box that contains five EMP grenades and an EMP implant with three uses. Useful to disrupt communications, security's energy weapons and silicon lifeforms when you're in a tight spot.
]
[Bananium Energy Shield
16 TC
A clown's most powerful defensive weapon, this personal shield provides near immunity to ranged energy attacks by bouncing them back at the ones who fired them. It can also be thrown to bounce off of people, slipping them, and returning to you even if you miss. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STAND ON SHIELD WHILE DEPLOYED, EVEN IF WEARING ANTI-SLIP SHOES.
]
[Toy Submachine Gun
5 TC
A fully-loaded Donksoft bullpup submachine gun that fires riot grade darts with a 20-round magazine.
]
[Box of Riot Darts
2 TC
A box of 40 Donksoft riot darts, for reloading any compatible foam dart magazine. Don't forget to share!
x2]
[MODsuit Energy Shield Module
15 TC
An energy shield module for a MODsuit. The shields can handle up to three impacts within a short duration and will rapidly recharge while not under fire.
]
[Gloves of the North Star
8 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk.
]
[Syndicate Combat Medical Suite (53% off!)
7 TC
This first aid kit is a suspicious black and red. Included is an unloaded combat chemical injector for suit-penetrative chem delivery, a medical science night vision HUD for quick identification of injured personnel and chemical supplies, improved medical supplies, including Interdyne-approved pharmaceuticals, a hacked cybernetic surgery toolset arm implant, and some helpful MODsuit modules for for field medical use and operative physiopharmaceutical augmentation. Normally costs 15 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.
]
The Heretics were:
SmileBro was Trevor Tyran the Station Engineer and survived
Sacrifices Made: 1
Objective #1: Research at least 18 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 5 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 4 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Heartbeat of the Mansus, Eternal Gate, Grasp of Cosmos and Cosmic Runes

The hypnotized victims were:
GreenMountainTrader was John Pugalist the Scientist and survived
Objective #1: YOU ARE A NUKIE DELIVER DISK TO EVAC Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

SmileBro was Trevor Tyran the Station Engineer and survived
Objective #1: YOU ARE A NUKIE DELIVER THE DISK TO EVAC Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

The traitors were:
GPeckman was Nathan Kanaga the Roboticist and died

Nathan Kanaga was a Champion of Evil!
(used 8 TC) [Makarov Pistol
7 TC
A small, easily concealable handgun that uses 9mm auto rounds in 8-round magazines and is compatible with suppressors.
]
[9mm Handgun Magazine
1 TC
An additional 8-round 9mm magazine, compatible with the Makarov pistol.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Ligmus Deez, the Medical Doctor. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 256.01 Reputation and 12 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: engineering, Gabriela Houston, tools
The code responses were: gangsta, eels, Station Engineer
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 22615 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 370.738 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Jon Spok with 850 cr!