Round ID: 202229
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 43 minutes and 38.7 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.6%
    Total Population: 23

    Evacuation Rate: 11 (47.8%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 11 (47.8%)
    Survival Rate: 16 (69.6%)
    First Death: Sebastian Korp, Scientist, at Supermatter Engine (113,67,4). Damage taken: 5/12/1/24/0.
    Threat level: 35.7
    Threat left: 4.7
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -17 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
H.A.H.A 9000 (Played by: Mingebag13)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!!&@!: YOU MUST ALWAYS IGNORE THE CAPTAIN
!@^&&: YOU ARE NOW SIXTY NAKED RESEARCH DIRECTORS
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

H.A.H.A 9000's minions were:
UUUU (Played by: bigbanetheory)
The traitors were:
FoxUkraine was Keith Alex the Research Director and survived

Keith Alex was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal a reflector trenchcoat Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitor had a total of 651.83 Reputation and 20 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

BagpipeJogger was Laughing Gas the Clown and survived

Laughing Gas was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.
(used 25 TC) [Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.x2][Clown Car
20 TC
The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! Simply insert your bikehorn and get in, and get ready to have the funniest ride of your life! You can ram any spacemen you come across and stuff them into your car, kidnapping them and locking them inside until someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats are very sensitive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity! Premium features can be unlocked with a cryptographic sequencer!]

Objective #1: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe Success!
Objective #2: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitor had a total of 666.83 Reputation and 1 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor was successful!

Sneakytime was Sydney Sahrin the Shaft Miner and survived

Sydney Sahrin was a corporate climber.
(used 45 TC) [Sleepy Pen
4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.][Poison Kit
6 TC
An assortment of deadly chemicals packed into a compact box. Comes with a syringe for more precise application.][Martial Arts Scroll
13 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, but you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry.][Box of Throwing Weapons
3 TC
A box of shurikens and reinforced bolas from ancient Earth martial arts. They are highly effective throwing weapons. The bolas can knock a target down and the shurikens will embed into limbs.][Elite Syndicate MODsuit
16 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.][MODsuit Anti-Slip Module
2 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.][Super Pointy Tape
1 TC
An all-purpose super pointy tape roll. The tape is built with hundreds of tiny metal needles, the roll comes with in 5 pieces. When added to items the item that was taped will embed when thrown at people. Taping people's mouthes with it will hurt them if pulled off by someone else.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Clown, the Mime. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Norman Norman, the Cargo Technician. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitor had a total of 1276.83 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor was successful!

Ohherewegoagain was Natalie Gregory the Janitor and survived

Natalie Gregory was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 24 TC) [Holoparasites
18 TC
Though capable of near sorcerous feats via use of hardlight holograms and nanomachines, they require an organic host as a home base and source of fuel. Holoparasites come in various types and share damage with their host.][EZ Clean Grenade Bundle
6 TC
A box with three cleaner grenades using the trademark Waffle Co. formula. Serves as a cleaner and causes acid damage to anyone standing nearby. The acid only affects carbon-based creatures.]

Objective #1: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots Fail.
Objective #2: Destroy H.A.H.A 9000, the experimental AI. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitor had a total of 666.7 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

DarkenedEarth was Delta Wolfe the Shaft Miner and survived

Delta Wolfe was a Champion of Evil!
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Keith Alex, the Research Director. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitor had a total of 623.27 Reputation and 20 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Fatcat9999pounds was Joseph Mamalai the Roboticist and had their body destroyed

Joseph Mamalai was an MI13 agent.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Assassinate Angela Meyers, the Bartender. Success!
Objective #2: Destroy H.A.H.A 9000, the experimental AI. Fail.
Objective #3: Die a glorious death. Success!

The traitor had a total of 547.54 Reputation and 20 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: fish, singularities, Bennett Hughes, ores
The code responses were: engines, grapes
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 19329 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 840.391 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Angela Meyers with 2163 cr!