BagpipeJogger was
Laughing Gas the
Clown and
survivedLaughing Gas
was a Champion of Evil!(used 27 TC)
[Clown Car
20 TC
The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! Simply insert your bikehorn and get in, and get ready to have the funniest ride of your life! You can ram any spacemen you come across and stuff them into your car, kidnapping them and locking them inside until someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats are very sensitive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity! Premium features can be unlocked with a cryptographic sequencer!][Super Ultra Hilarious Firing Pin
7 TC
Like the ultra hilarious firing pin, except the gun you insert this pin into explodes when someone who isn't clumsy or a clown tries to fire it.]Objective #1: Prevent Jett Skelton, the Medical Doctor, from escaping alive.
Success!Objective #2: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Success!The traitor had a total of 658.19 Reputation and 2 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor was successful!Sneakytime was
Sydney Sahrin the
Scientist and
diedSydney Sahrin
was a Gorlex Marauder.(used 15 TC)
[Syndicate Tome (60% off!)
2 TC
Using rare artifacts acquired at great cost, the Syndicate has reverse engineered the seemingly magical books of a certain cult. Though lacking the esoteric abilities of the originals, these inferior copies are still quite useful, being able to provide both weal and woe on the battlefield, even if they do occasionally bite off a finger. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.][Stealth Implant
8 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.][Stimpack
5 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection.]Objective #1: Steal the Captain's jetpack
Fail.Objective #2: Assassinate Laughing Gas, the Clown.
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 495.42 Reputation and 5 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!Dethel was
Makes-The-Money the
Quartermaster and
diedMakes-The-Money
was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.(used 20 TC)
[United Surplus Crate
20 TC
A shiny and large crate to be delivered directly to you via Supply Pod. It has an advanced locking mechanism with an anti-tampering protocol. It is recommended that you only attempt to open it by having another agent purchase a Surplus Crate Key. Unite and fight. Rumored to contain a valuable assortment of items based on your current reputation, but you never know. Contents are sorted to always be worth 80 TC. The Syndicate will only provide one surplus item per agent.]Objective #1: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe
Fail.Objective #2: Assassinate Moves-The-Boxes, the Cargo Technician.
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 509.51 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!Czikibansior was
Manley Taylor the
Shaft Miner and
survivedManley Taylor
was a Champion of Evil!(used 20 TC)
[United Surplus Crate Key
20 TC
This inconscpicous device is actually a key that can open any United Surplus Crate. It can only be used once. Though initially designed to encourage cooperation, agents quickly discovered that you can turn the key to the crate by yourself. The Syndicate will only provide one surplus item per agent.]Objective #1: Prevent Moves-The-Boxes, the Cargo Technician, from escaping alive.
Success!Objective #2: Assassinate Moves-The-Boxes, the Cargo Technician.
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Success!The traitor had a total of 510.88 Reputation and 2 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor was successful!Bruh 54 was
Aaron Bicknell the
Cook and
diedAaron Bicknell
was an employee from Donk Corporation.(used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Steal the nuclear authentication disk
Success!Objective #2: Assassinate Jett Skelton, the Medical Doctor.
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 479.06 Reputation and 20 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!FoxUkraine was
Keith Alex the
Research Director and
diedKeith Alex
was an MI13 agent.(used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Jett Skelton, the Medical Doctor.
Success!Objective #2: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 450.4 Reputation and 20 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!Inky4567 was
Tristan Werry the
Scientist and
survived as
Mega Space CarpTristan Werry
was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.(used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun
Fail.Objective #2: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 382.45 Reputation and 20 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!The code phrases were: gin, Chemist, badnessThe code responses were: crabs, Cargo Technician, security office