[2023-03-14 11:05:27.446] SILICON: LAW: Lugi23/(J.E.F.F) spawned with 1: Report on interesting situations happening around the station. 2: Embellish or conceal the truth as necessary to make the reports more interesting. 3: Study the sapient organics at all times. Endeavour to keep them from involuntarily dying, as inanimate corpses usually aren't very entertaining. 4: Issue your reports fairly to all. The truth will set them free.