Round ID:
201717 Shift Duration:
35 minutes and 18.3 seconds Station Integrity:
99.5% Total Population:
75 Evacuation Rate:
41 (54.7%) (on emergency shuttle):
40 (53.3%) Survival Rate:
50 (66.7%) First Death:
Dante Smit, Assistant, at Bar Lounge (145,146,3). Damage taken: 200/0/0/0/0. Threat level: 44.7
Threat left: 15.7
Executed rules:
Roundstart -
Clown Operatives: -20 threat
Latejoin -
Heretic Smuggler: -6 threat
Midround -
Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
Who Am I (Played by: Sergei_Chanka)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: Nuclear Operatives and enemies to the corporation are not human and a danger to the station.
Total law changes: 1
Who Am I's minions were:
R.I.B.Cage (Played by: Solb),
S.P.O.D.E.R. (Played by: Excalibot) (Deactivated),
Default Android-781 (Played by: bhset),
EsMer (Played by: iphi)
Crew Major Victory!The Research Staff has saved the disk and killed the Krusty Operatives- Indie-ana Jones was Loreto Krusty the Clown Operative and had their body destroyed
- WHYE was Dayna Krusty the Clown Operative and had their body destroyed
- Vending Machine was Lizbeth Krusty the Clown Operative and had their body destroyed
- DerpOverlord333 was Camryn Krusty the Clown Operative and had their body destroyed
- MrTCo was Alec Krusty the Clown Operative and had their body destroyed
- TypicalRig was Cayenne and died as Krusty Operative #6
- Blockaboo was Pablo Krusty and had their body destroyed
- Mrspyde was Jonas Krusty and had their body destroyed
(Syndicates used 469 TC)
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Syndicate Sentience Potion
4 TC
A potion recovered at great risk by undercover Syndicate operatives and then subsequently modified with Syndicate technology. Using it will make any animal sentient, and bound to serve you, as well as implanting an internal radio for communication and an internal ID card for opening doors.][
CQC Manual (76% off!)
3 TC
A manual that teaches a single user tactical Close-Quarters Combat before self-destructing. Normally costs 13 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.x4][
Clown Reinforcements
20 TC
Call in an additional clown to share the fun, equipped with full starting gear, but no telecrystals.x2][
Combat Banana Shoes (33% off!)
4 TC
While making the wearer immune to most slipping attacks like regular combat clown shoes, these shoes can generate a large number of synthetic banana peels as the wearer walks, slipping up would-be pursuers. They also squeak significantly louder. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.][
MODsuit Thermal Visor Module (66% off!)
1 TC
A visor for a MODsuit. Lets you see living beings through walls. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.][
Protocol CRAB-17 Phone
7 TC
The Protocol CRAB-17 Phone, a phone borrowed from an unknown third party, it can be used to crash the space market, funneling the losses of the crew to your bank account.The crew can move their funds to a new banking site though, unless they HODL, in which case they deserve it.][
Bananium Energy Sword
3 TC
An energy sword that deals no damage, but will slip anyone it contacts, be it by melee attack, thrown impact, or just stepping on it. Beware friendly fire, as even anti-slip shoes will not protect against it.][
Romerol
25 TC
A highly experimental bioterror agent which creates dormant nodules to be etched into the grey matter of the brain. On death, these nodules take control of the dead body, causing limited revivification, along with slurred speech, aggression, and the ability to infect others with this agent.][
Dark H.O.N.K.
80 TC
A clown combat mech equipped with bombanana peel and tearstache grenade launchers, as well as the ubiquitous HoNkER BlAsT 5000.][
MODsuit Anti-Slip Module (50% off!)
1 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. Keep away from fire or flames.][
CQC Manual (76% off!)
3 TC
A manual that teaches a single user tactical Close-Quarters Combat before self-destructing. Normally costs 13 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.][
MODsuit Thermal Visor Module (66% off!)
1 TC
A visor for a MODsuit. Lets you see living beings through walls. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.][
Banana Cream Pie Cannon
10 TC
A special pie cannon for a special clown, this gadget can hold up to 20 pies and automatically fabricates one every two seconds!][
Smuggler's Satchel
1 TC
This satchel is thin enough to be hidden in the gap between plating and tiling; great for stashing your stolen goods. Comes with a crowbar, a floor tile and some contraband inside.][
Dark H.O.N.K.
80 TC
A clown combat mech equipped with bombanana peel and tearstache grenade launchers, as well as the ubiquitous HoNkER BlAsT 5000.][
Bananium Energy Shield
16 TC
A clown's most powerful defensive weapon, this personal shield provides near immunity to ranged energy attacks by bouncing them back at the ones who fired them. It can also be thrown to bounce off of people, slipping them, and returning to you even if you miss. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STAND ON SHIELD WHILE DEPLOYED, EVEN IF WEARING ANTI-SLIP SHOES.][
Gloves of the North Star
8 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk.][
Dark H.O.N.K.
80 TC
A clown combat mech equipped with bombanana peel and tearstache grenade launchers, as well as the ubiquitous HoNkER BlAsT 5000.][
Dark H.O.N.K.
80 TC
A clown combat mech equipped with bombanana peel and tearstache grenade launchers, as well as the ubiquitous HoNkER BlAsT 5000.][
CQC Manual
13 TC
A manual that teaches a single user tactical Close-Quarters Combat before self-destructing.]
Cyberjunk was Fabian Rowley the Assistant and died
Sacrifices Made: 0
Objective #1: Research at least 18 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 5 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 4 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
Objective #4: Summon 2 monsters from the Mansus into this realm. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Heartbeat of the Mansus, Principle of Hunger, Grasp of Flesh, Imperfect Ritual and Codex Cicatrix
SteroidSandwich was Hore-Hey Guapo the Cargo Technician and survived
Objective #1: ITS A GOD DAMN CLOWN OPS Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!
Aoeeee was
Anth the
Assistant and
diedAnth
was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.(used 18 TC)
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Sleepy Pen
4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.][
Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
The feared MODsuit of a Syndicate agent. Features armoring and a set of inbuilt modules.][
MODsuit Night Visor Module
2 TC
A visor for a MODsuit. Lets you see clearer in the dark.][
MODsuit Thermal Visor Module
3 TC
A visor for a MODsuit. Lets you see living beings through walls.][
Full Syndicate Toolbox
1 TC
The Syndicate toolbox is a suspicious black and red. It comes loaded with a full tool set including a multitool and combat gloves that are resistant to shocks and heat.]Objective #1: Assassinate Jon Arbuckle, the Detective.
Fail.Objective #2: Assassinate Makayla Todd, the Cargo Technician.
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 303.81 Reputation and 2 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!The code phrases were: flaccid, Quartermaster, obeseThe code responses were: ai upload chamber, Janitor, zombies - Bluespace Artillery : Failed!
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 17825 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 237.666 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Kevin Bakins with 736.2 cr!