Round ID:
201663 Shift Duration:
48 minutes and 59.3 seconds Station Integrity:
99.5% Total Population:
58 Evacuation Rate:
31 (53.4%) (on emergency shuttle):
29 (50%) Survival Rate:
54 (93.1%) First Death:
Don Keedix, Assistant, at Robotics Lab (118,94,2). Damage taken: 57/0/0/0/0. Threat level: 58.3
Threat left: 21.3
Executed rules:
Roundstart -
Traitors: -8 threat
Latejoin -
Heretic Smuggler: -6 threat
Midround -
Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
Latejoin -
Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Midround -
Wizard: -10 threat
Latejoin -
Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
PAL-9000 (Played by: Blockaboo)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0
PAL-9000's minions were:
Spaghetti O.S. (Played by: AtexHoffman69),
Solo (Played by: SinfulBliss)
Dirt290 was
Rod Mcrod and
survivedGrand Rituals completed: 4
Objective #1: Assassinate Seth Deces, the Geneticist.
Success!Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The wizard has failed!Rod Mcrod used the following spells:2x Rod Form, 2x Ethereal Jaunt, Guardian Deck
- The_Silver_Nuke was Blasty and survived
74Delta was Mack Vader the Scientist and survived
Sacrifices Made: 0
Objective #1: Research at least 18 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 5 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 3 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Heartbeat of the Mansus, Blacksmith's Tale, Grasp of Rust, Leeching Walk and Codex Cicatrix
SinfulBliss was
Axle Brady the
Cyborg and
survived as
SoloAxle Brady
was an employee from Waffle Corporation.(used 20 TC)
[
Experimental Syndicate Teleporter
8 TC
A handheld device that teleports the user 4-8 meters forward. Beware, teleporting into a wall will trigger a parallel emergency teleport; however if that fails, you may need to be stitched back together. Comes with 4 charges, recharges randomly. Warranty null and void if exposed to an electromagnetic pulse.][
Makarov Pistol
7 TC
A small, easily concealable handgun that uses 9mm auto rounds in 8-round magazines and is compatible with suppressors.][
Suppressor
3 TC
This suppressor will silence the shots of the weapon it is attached to for increased stealth and superior ambushing capability. It is compatible with many small ballistic guns including the Makarov, Stechkin APS and C-20r, but not revolvers or energy guns.][
9mm Handgun Magazine
1 TC
An additional 8-round 9mm magazine, compatible with the Makarov pistol.x2]Objective #1: Assassinate Turd Licker, the Clown.
Success!Objective #2: Destroy PAL-9000, the experimental AI.
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 490 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!Zedem was
Pat Hatcher the
Assistant and
survivedPat Hatcher
was in legal trouble.(used 16 TC)
[
Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.][
Agent Identification Card
2 TC
Agent cards prevent artificial intelligences from tracking the wearer, and hold up to 5 wildcards from other identification cards. In addition, they can be forged to display a new assignment, name and trim. This can be done an unlimited amount of times. Some Syndicate areas and devices can only be accessed with these cards.][
Pizza Bomb (83% off!)
1 TC
A pizza box with a bomb cunningly attached to the lid. The timer needs to be set by opening the box; afterwards, opening the box again will trigger the detonation after the timer has elapsed. Comes with free pizza, for you or your target! Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. As seen on TV.][
Disable Telecomms
4 TC
When purchased, a virus will be uploaded to the telecommunication processing servers to temporarily disable themselves.][
Protocol CRAB-17 Phone
7 TC
The Protocol CRAB-17 Phone, a phone borrowed from an unknown third party, it can be used to crash the space market, funneling the losses of the crew to your bank account.The crew can move their funds to a new banking site though, unless they HODL, in which case they deserve it.]Objective #1: Assassinate Frenly, the Paramedic.
Fail.Objective #2: Assassinate Mack Vader, the Scientist.
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Success!The traitor had a total of 522.18 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!CruelLordTywin was
Pai Mei the
Medical Doctor and
diedPai Mei
was an MI13 agent.(used 22 TC)
[
Uplink Implant (25% off!)
3 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. Has no telecrystals and must be charged by the use of physical telecrystals. Undetectable (except via surgery), and excellent for escaping confinement. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Keep away from fire or flames.][
Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.][
EMP Grenades and Implanter Kit
2 TC
A box that contains five EMP grenades and an EMP implant with three uses. Useful to disrupt communications, security's energy weapons and silicon lifeforms when you're in a tight spot.][
Syndicate Minibomb
6 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel.]Objective #1: Assassinate Hore-Hey Guapo, the Lawyer.
Fail.Objective #2: Assassinate Kayla Paulson, the Chief Medical Officer.
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 528.72 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!Crzy82 was
Danny Darnell the
Lawyer and
survivedDanny Darnell
was an activist from the Animal Rights Consortium.(used 18 TC)
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Sleepy Pen
4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.][
Poison Kit
6 TC
An assortment of deadly chemicals packed into a compact box. Comes with a syringe for more precise application.][
Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.]Objective #1: Assassinate Fabian Rowley, the Security Officer.
Fail.Objective #2: Assassinate Kayla Paulson, the Chief Medical Officer.
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Success!The traitor had a total of 425.1 Reputation and 2 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!The code phrases were: waste disposal, starvation, soft, centcom officersThe code responses were: chapel, romance, Station Engineer
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 42 customers and made 1440 credits.
In total, they earned 1440 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 7580.08 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 130.691 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Cliff-Racer with 762.297 cr!