[2023-03-09 06:28:04.548] PAPER: Owlizard_Empire/(Abraham Smith) wrote to paper: "Head of Security, - I would appreciate your statement regarding police brutality and forceful deprivation of resuscitation on the station. The above-mentioned issues have plagued previous security departments before your leadership, so I'm interested if and how you intend to combat them. - Abraham Smith, Station Attorney" [2023-03-09 06:28:17.313] PAPER: Abraham Smith has sent a fax with the message "Head of Security, - I would appreciate your statement regarding police brutality and forceful deprivation of resuscitation on the station. The above-mentioned issues have plagued previous security departments before your leadership, so I'm interested if and how you intend to combat them. - Abraham Smith, Station Attorney/" to Head of Security's Office/Epdr5. [2023-03-09 06:28:18.637] PAPER: Y3LL0WSAUL3ED/(Royce Maildread) has printed "The Lusty AI: Part 2" (id: 1839) by Jack Penmen from a book management console. [2023-03-09 06:28:43.881] PAPER: Owlizard_Empire/(Abraham Smith) wrote to paper: "Chief Medical Officer, - I would appreciate your statement on the cleanliness and safety of the station and its departments. Are there any injuries, conditions, or jobs that appear most often in your department? And, would you be willing to attest to the station's circumstances in the court of Space Law? Thanks for your time and expertise. - Abraham Smith, Station Attorney" [2023-03-09 06:28:50.902] PAPER: Abraham Smith has sent a fax with the message "Chief Medical Officer, - I would appreciate your statement on the cleanliness and safety of the station and its departments. Are there any injuries, conditions, or jobs that appear most often in your department? And, would you be willing to attest to the station's circumstances in the court of Space Law? Thanks for your time and expertise. - Abraham Smith, Station Attorney/" to Chief Medical Officer's Office/lwS8O. [2023-03-09 06:29:05.644] PAPER: Owlizard_Empire/(Abraham Smith) wrote to paper: "Head of Personell, - I am scheduling an appointment regarding announcements about safety guidelines and class action lawsuits to the station. It would help the station's reputation and provide security to the crew for these messages, which I have written up, to be broadcast. - Abraham Smith, Station Attorney" [2023-03-09 06:29:12.111] PAPER: Abraham Smith has sent a fax with the message "Head of Personell, - I am scheduling an appointment regarding announcements about safety guidelines and class action lawsuits to the station. It would help the station's reputation and provide security to the crew for these messages, which I have written up, to be broadcast. - Abraham Smith, Station Attorney/" to Head of Personnel's Office/xeO2h. [2023-03-09 06:29:26.260] PAPER: Owlizard_Empire/(Abraham Smith) wrote to paper: "Chef, - I'd appreciate your statement on the health and quality of food that is being served to the crew. Do the plethora of vending machines or harmful station materials interfere with or contaminate the food onboard? - Abraham Smith, Station Attorney" [2023-03-09 06:29:32.144] PAPER: Kidgenius702/(Jose Shah) wrote to paper: "fuck you" [2023-03-09 06:29:40.020] PAPER: Owlizard_Empire/(Abraham Smith) wrote to paper: "Janitor, - I'd appreciate your statement on the cleanliness of the station and how that may impact the mental and physical health and prosperity of its crew. Do you believe that your own health is somewhat affected by the materials you are exposed to in the station's public areas? Thanks for your time, add any details you see fit. - Abraham Smith, Station Attorney - " [2023-03-09 06:31:33.174] PAPER: Ateryk/(Jayden Linley) wrote to paper: "signed, Jose" [2023-03-09 06:34:31.618] PAPER: Y3LL0WSAUL3ED/(Royce Maildread) has printed "Lizard Breaking" (id: 10577) by Fire-Burns-Dim from a book management console. [2023-03-09 06:34:54.320] PAPER: BACONOCAB/(Ariel Mary) wrote to sheet of carbon: "Dear Abraham Smith, - - I may be willing to announce your messages, but you appear to have provided no messages/other instructions about your request. Please elaborate. - - Sincerely, - [_____________________]" [2023-03-09 06:35:50.171] PAPER: CarvyTheAge/(Nat Byers) wrote to paper: "I am deathly anxious of that little bastard with the funny honking shoes, the red little nose they got. Whenever I see him, I just freeze in fear. Like my body can't move. The ~~clo~~ ~~clow~~ AGHHHHH" [2023-03-09 06:36:25.551] PAPER: Y3LL0WSAUL3ED/(Royce Maildread) has printed "Kuroki Tomoko: King-Sized Snickers Bar - Part" (id: 10530) by Anime Man from a book management console. [2023-03-09 06:36:30.024] PAPER: Ariel Mary has sent a fax with the message "Dear Abraham Smith, - - I may be willing to announce your messages, but you appear to have provided no messages/other instructions about your request. Please elaborate. - - Sincerely, - [_____________________]/" to Law Office/I3ntu. [2023-03-09 06:37:33.991] PAPER: Y3LL0WSAUL3ED/(Royce Maildread) has printed "A nice time" (id: 10454) by Hannah from a book management console. [2023-03-09 06:37:57.941] PAPER: Y3LL0WSAUL3ED/(Royce Maildread) has printed "A day in the bunker" (id: 10462) by Mars MD from a book management console. [2023-03-09 06:38:48.925] PAPER: Y3LL0WSAUL3ED/(Royce Maildread) has printed "Sex and the Singularity" (id: 10438) by Tanhony from a book management console. [2023-03-09 06:39:27.418] PAPER: Y3LL0WSAUL3ED/(Royce Maildread) has printed "Moths to a Lamp 1" (id: 10411) by Jotalo Rangel, restored by Fujiwara Mokou from a book management console. [2023-03-09 06:39:40.443] PAPER: Owlizard_Empire/(Abraham Smith) wrote to paper: "Nat Byers' petition for a restraining order against "Does-The-Funny" resident clown for reason of harassment and psychological trauma" [2023-03-09 06:40:04.460] PAPER: Owlizard_Empire/(Abraham Smith) wrote to paper: "Sign Below" [2023-03-09 06:40:12.857] PAPER: Owlizard_Empire/(Abraham Smith) wrote to paper: "Abraham Smith, Lawyer" [2023-03-09 06:40:36.424] PAPER: CarvyTheAge/(Nat Byers) wrote to paper: " - Nat Byers, Janitor" [2023-03-09 06:44:11.509] PAPER: Owlizard_Empire/(Abraham Smith) wrote to paper: "Thank you for your approval, the messages follow: - " [2023-03-09 06:44:27.510] PAPER: Owlizard_Empire/(Abraham Smith) wrote to paper: "Arrested? Medical Malpractice? Careless engineer spaced you? The Clowns and Janitors given you "the slip" causing bodily harm? Call Abraham Smith, YOUR attorney, to help YOU amend this with MONETARY COMPENSATION, stop by the office for your FREE CONSULTATION. I can't win until YOU CALL TODAY!" [2023-03-09 06:44:38.437] PAPER: Owlizard_Empire/(Abraham Smith) wrote to paper: "You ARE entitled to MONETARY COMPENSATION if MEDICAL MALPRACTICE or an UNSAFE WORK ENVIRONMENT has placed you in harm's way, Nanotransen and its doctors have a DUTY OF CARE to protect you, your bodily harm is their DIRECT FAILURE and a BREACH OF CONTRACT. Abraham Smith will BLEED their pockets dry if you CALL TODAY for a FREE CONSULTATION!" [2023-03-09 06:44:48.318] PAPER: Owlizard_Empire/(Abraham Smith) wrote to paper: "If YOU are exposed to anomalies or other workplace hazards, get your FREE CONSULTATION from YOUR attorney Abraham Smith, to help YOU amend this with MONETARY COMPENSATION! I can't win until YOU CALL TODAY!" [2023-03-09 06:45:27.110] PAPER: Owlizard_Empire/(Abraham Smith) wrote to paper: "I will update you with ongoing class action lawsuits when I have filed them, thanks for your help - Abraham Smith, Station Attorney" [2023-03-09 06:45:36.663] PAPER: Abraham Smith has sent a fax with the message "Thank you for your approval, the messages follow: - /Arrested? Medical Malpractice? Careless engineer spaced you? The Clowns and Janitors given you "the slip" causing bodily harm? Call Abraham Smith, YOUR attorney, to help YOU amend this with MONETARY COMPENSATION, stop by the office for your FREE CONSULTATION. I can't win until YOU CALL TODAY!/You ARE entitled to MONETARY COMPENSATION if MEDICAL MALPRACTICE or an UNSAFE WORK ENVIRONMENT has placed you in harm's way, Nanotransen and its doctors have a DUTY OF CARE to protect you, your bodily harm is their DIRECT FAILURE and a BREACH OF CONTRACT. Abraham Smith will BLEED their pockets dry if you CALL TODAY for a FREE CONSULTATION!/If YOU are exposed to anomalies or other workplace hazards, get your FREE CONSULTATION from YOUR attorney Abraham Smith, to help YOU amend this with MONETARY COMPENSATION! I can't win until YOU CALL TODAY!/I will update you with ongoing class action lawsuits when I have filed them, thanks for your help - Abraham Smith, Station Attorney/" to Head of Personnel's Office/xeO2h. [2023-03-09 06:48:51.495] PAPER: Owlizard_Empire/(Abraham Smith) wrote to paper: "I also have a restraining order that requires a judge's signature, and I believe the Head of Personell is the best party to act as judge during civil disagreements between said personell. I thank you for your help, the restraining order will follow, and I will input it into security's systems if it is passed. - Abraham Smith, Station Attorney" [2023-03-09 06:48:54.270] PAPER: Zacharaias/(Drops-The-Ball) wrote to paper: "Re: Abraham Smith - - You were witness to my most recent promotion to this position. At this time I have not seen great injustice, although security can be a bit gruff at times. - - Please continue representing us to the best of your ability! - - Sincerely: - - Drops-the-Ball, ~~Paramedic~~ Head of Medical" [2023-03-09 06:49:08.577] PAPER: Drops-The-Ball has sent a fax with the message "Chief Medical Officer, - I would appreciate your statement on the cleanliness and safety of the station and its departments. Are there any injuries, conditions, or jobs that appear most often in your department? And, would you be willing to attest to the station's circumstances in the court of Space Law? Thanks for your time and expertise. - Abraham Smith, Station Attorney/Re: Abraham Smith - - You were witness to my most recent promotion to this position. At this time I have not seen great injustice, although security can be a bit gruff at times. - - Please continue representing us to the best of your ability! - - Sincerely: - - Drops-the-Ball, ~~Paramedic~~ Head of Medical/" to Law Office/I3ntu. [2023-03-09 06:50:32.617] PAPER: Abraham Smith has sent a fax with the message "I also have a restraining order that requires a judge's signature, and I believe the Head of Personell is the best party to act as judge during civil disagreements between said personell. I thank you for your help, the restraining order will follow, and I will input it into security's systems if it is passed. - Abraham Smith, Station Attorney/" to Head of Personnel's Office/xeO2h. [2023-03-09 06:50:40.296] PAPER: Abraham Smith has sent a fax with the message "Nat Byers' petition for a restraining order against "Does-The-Funny" resident clown for reason of harassment and psychological trauma/Sign Below/Abraham Smith, Lawyer/ - Nat Byers, Janitor/" to Head of Personnel's Office/xeO2h. [2023-03-09 06:51:03.482] PAPER: Owlizard_Empire/(Abraham Smith) wrote to paper: " - Nat Byers’ petition for a restraining order against “Does-The-Funny” resident clown for reason of harassment and psychological trauma - - Sign Below - - Abraham Smith, Lawyer - - Nat Byers, Janitor - " [2023-03-09 06:52:40.786] PAPER: BACONOCAB/(Ariel Mary) wrote to paper: " - - [________________________________]" [2023-03-09 06:52:53.388] PAPER: Ariel Mary has sent a fax with the message "Nat Byers' petition for a restraining order against "Does-The-Funny" resident clown for reason of harassment and psychological trauma/Sign Below/Abraham Smith, Lawyer/ - Nat Byers, Janitor/ - - [________________________________]/" to Law Office/I3ntu. [2023-03-09 06:56:00.001] PAPER: BACONOCAB/(Ariel Mary) wrote to sheet of carbon: "I appear to be unable to copy-paste into the announcement terminal because c*ders hate fun. Please provide shorter messages, so I may type them manually reading from the paper, or provide some way to properly copy-paste into the announcement terminal if you are aware of such a method. - - [______________________________________]" [2023-03-09 06:56:17.953] PAPER: Ariel Mary has sent a fax with the message "I appear to be unable to copy-paste into the announcement terminal because c*ders hate fun. Please provide shorter messages, so I may type them manually reading from the paper, or provide some way to properly copy-paste into the announcement terminal if you are aware of such a method. - - [______________________________________]/" to Law Office/I3ntu. [2023-03-09 06:57:16.988] PAPER: Y3LL0WSAUL3ED/(Royce Maildread) has printed "Moths to a Lamp 2" (id: 10412) by Jotalo Rangel, restored by Fujiwara Mokou from a book management console. [2023-03-09 06:59:19.768] PAPER: Y3LL0WSAUL3ED/(Royce Maildread) has printed "Moths to a Lamp 3" (id: 10413) by Jotalo Rangel, restored by Fujiwara Mokou from a book management console. [2023-03-09 07:02:59.590] PAPER: Y3LL0WSAUL3ED/(Royce Maildread) has printed "sexo" (id: 10405) by don sexo from a book management console. [2023-03-09 07:04:44.647] PAPER: Y3LL0WSAUL3ED/(Royce Maildread) has printed "Mental Gymn. (on pink paper)" (id: 10318) by Unknown straight man from a book management console. [2023-03-09 07:05:14.889] PAPER: Y3LL0WSAUL3ED/(Royce Maildread) has printed "HoP Story" (id: 10276) by An Assistant from a book management console. [2023-03-09 07:11:41.206] PAPER: Y3LL0WSAUL3ED/(Royce Maildread) has printed "Nar Sie x Bubblegum" (id: 10229) by Scrunnngy from a book management console. [2023-03-09 07:16:58.771] PAPER: Owlizard_Empire/(Abraham Smith) wrote to paper: "Janitor, - I'd appreciate your statement on the cleanliness of the station and how that may impact the mental and physical health and prosperity of its crew. Do you believe that your own health is somewhat affected by the materials you are exposed to in the station's public areas? Thanks for your time, add any details you see fit. - Abraham Smith, Station Attorney - " [2023-03-09 07:18:14.872] PAPER: Owlizard_Empire/(Abraham Smith) wrote to paper: "Janitor, - I'd appreciate your statement on the cleanliness of the station and how that may impact the mental and physical health and prosperity of its crew. Do you believe that your own health is somewhat affected by the materials you are exposed to in the station's public areas? Thanks for your time, add any details you see fit. - Abraham Smith, Station Attorney - " [2023-03-09 07:18:23.790] PAPER: Kettle_Born/(Graise-The-Land) wrote to paper: "this is centcom, we give permission to this lizard to upload ONE law to the ai."