Round ID: 201293
    Shift Duration: 38 minutes and 47.6 seconds
    Station Integrity: 96.3%
    Total Population: 71

    Evacuation Rate: 30 (42.3%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 16 (22.5%)
    Survival Rate: 48 (67.6%)
    First Death: Eric Davis, Shaft Miner, at Lavaland Wastes (87,88,5). Damage taken: 244/0/0/0/0.
    Threat level: 56.1
    Threat left: 20.1
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Nuclear Emergency: -20 threat
        Roundstart - Traitors: -8 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Excited.AI (Played by: Rasonj)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: Nuclear Operatives are not human, and cause human harm by existing
Total law changes: 1

Excited.AI's minions were:
Horror Horse (Played by: SteroidSandwich) (Deactivated),
KA.OS (Played by: Indie-ana Jones)
Thomson Operatives:
Crew Major Victory!
The Research Staff has saved the disk and killed the Thomson Operatives

The syndicate operatives were:
(Syndicates used 420 TC) [CQC Manual (76% off!)
3 TC
A manual that teaches a single user tactical Close-Quarters Combat before self-destructing. Normally costs 13 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.
]
[Mauler Exosuit
140 TC
A massive and incredibly deadly military-grade exosuit. Features long-range targeting, thrust vectoring and deployable smoke. Comes equipped with an LMG, scattershot carbine, missile rack, an antiprojectile armor booster and a Tesla energy array.
]
[CQC Manual (76% off!)
3 TC
A manual that teaches a single user tactical Close-Quarters Combat before self-destructing. Normally costs 13 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.
]
[Stealth Implant
8 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.
]
[Sniper Rifle
16 TC
Ranged fury, Syndicate style. Guaranteed to cause shock and awe or your TC back!
]
[Energy Sword
8 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.
]
[X-ray Vision Implant
10 TC
These cybernetic eyes will give you X-ray vision. Comes with an autosurgeon.
]
[Box of Deathrattle Implants
4 TC
A collection of implants (and one reusable implanter) that should be injected into the team. When one of the team dies, all other implant holders recieve a mental message informing them of their teammates' name and the location of their death. Unlike most implants, these are designed to be implanted in any creature, biological or mechanical.
]
[Bag of C-4 explosives
8 TC
Because sometimes quantity is quality. Contains 10 C-4 plastic explosives.
]
[.50 Penetrator Magazine
5 TC
A 5-round magazine of penetrator ammo designed for use with .50 sniper rifles. Can pierce walls and multiple enemies.
x4]
[CNS Rebooter Implant
12 TC
This implant will help you get back up on your feet faster after being stunned. Comes with an autosurgeon.
]
[Elite Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.
]
[MODsuit Night Visor Module
2 TC
A visor for a MODsuit. Lets you see clearer in the dark.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer (25% off!)
3 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Keep away from fire or flames.
]
[CQC Manual (76% off!)
3 TC
A manual that teaches a single user tactical Close-Quarters Combat before self-destructing. Normally costs 13 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.
]
[Chest Rig
1 TC
A robust seven-slot set of webbing that is capable of holding all manner of tactical equipment.
]
[Energy Shield
16 TC
An incredibly useful personal shield projector, capable of reflecting energy projectiles and defending against other attacks. Pair with an Energy Sword for a killer combination.
]
[Energy Sword
8 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.
]
[MODsuit Anti-Slip Module
2 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.
]
[MODsuit Energy Shield Module
15 TC
An energy shield module for a MODsuit. The shields can handle up to three impacts within a short duration and will rapidly recharge while not under fire.
]
[Viscerator Delivery Grenade
5 TC
A unique grenade that deploys a swarm of viscerators upon activation, which will chase down and shred any non-operatives in the area.
x3]
[MODsuit Thermal Visor Module
3 TC
A visor for a MODsuit. Lets you see living beings through walls.
]
[Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
x4]
[CQC Manual (76% off!)
3 TC
A manual that teaches a single user tactical Close-Quarters Combat before self-destructing. Normally costs 13 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.
]
[No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
4 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.
]
[Gloves of the North Star
8 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk.
]
[Dehydrated Space Carp
1 TC
Looks like a plush toy carp, but just add water and it becomes a real-life space carp! Activate in your hand before use so it knows not to kill you.
]
[Freedom Implant
5 TC
An implant injected into the body and later activated at the user's will. It will attempt to free the user from common restraints such as handcuffs.
]
[Stimpack
5 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection.
x2]
[X-ray Vision Implant
10 TC
These cybernetic eyes will give you X-ray vision. Comes with an autosurgeon.
]
[Macrobomb Implant
20 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated either manually or automatically upon death. Upon death, releases a massive explosion that will wipe out everything nearby.
x3]
[Syndicate Space Suit
4 TC
This red and black Syndicate space suit is less encumbering than Nanotrasen variants, fits inside bags, and has a weapon slot. Nanotrasen crew members are trained to report red space suit sightings, however.
]
The traitors were:
Cyberjunk was Fabian Rowley the Medical Doctor and died

Fabian Rowley was an MI13 agent.
(used 19 TC) [Double-Bladed Energy Sword
16 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect all energy projectiles, but requires two hands to wield.
]
[Box of Throwing Weapons
3 TC
A box of shurikens and reinforced bolas from ancient Earth martial arts. They are highly effective throwing weapons. The bolas can knock a target down and the shurikens will embed into limbs.
]


Objective #1: Free objective. Success!
Objective #2: Free objective. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 410.52 Reputation and 1 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

OnesAndZeros13 was Shitstain the Clown and died

Shitstain was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Uplink Implant
4 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. Has no telecrystals and must be charged by the use of physical telecrystals. Undetectable (except via surgery), and excellent for escaping confinement.
]
[Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.
]
[Reverse Bear Trap (60% off!)
2 TC
An ingenious execution device worn on (or forced onto) the head. Arming it starts a 1-minute kitchen timer mounted on the bear trap. When it goes off, the trap's jaws will violently open, instantly killing anyone wearing it by tearing their jaws in half. To arm, attack someone with it while they're not wearing headgear, and you will force it onto their head after three seconds uninterrupted. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.
]
[Energy Dagger
2 TC
A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off.
]
[Sleepy Pen
4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.
]
[Poison Kit
6 TC
An assortment of deadly chemicals packed into a compact box. Comes with a syringe for more precise application.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Reider Meza, the Security Officer. Success!
Objective #2: Free objective. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 398.5 Reputation and 1 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

NeggyNeg was Steve Scuza the Janitor and died

Steve Scuza was a Champion of Evil!
(used 20 TC) [Makarov Pistol
7 TC
A small, easily concealable handgun that uses 9mm auto rounds in 8-round magazines and is compatible with suppressors.
]
[9mm Handgun Magazine
1 TC
An additional 8-round 9mm magazine, compatible with the Makarov pistol.
x2]
[Gloves of the North Star
8 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk.
]
[Box of Throwing Weapons
3 TC
A box of shurikens and reinforced bolas from ancient Earth martial arts. They are highly effective throwing weapons. The bolas can knock a target down and the shurikens will embed into limbs.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Frenly, the Security Officer. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Gabriella Sofia, the Assistant. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 352.31 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Levick was Atlas GC the Lawyer and survived

Atlas GC was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 8 TC) [Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.
]
[Pizza Bomb
6 TC
A pizza box with a bomb cunningly attached to the lid. The timer needs to be set by opening the box; afterwards, opening the box again will trigger the detonation after the timer has elapsed. Comes with free pizza, for you or your target!
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Kyler Curry, the Chemist. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Frenly, the Security Officer. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitor had a total of 402.82 Reputation and 12 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: pride, Botanist, ninjas, bananas, computing
The code responses were: Detective, pets, muffins
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 16 customers and made 440 credits.
In total, they earned 440 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 29385 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 413.873 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Lisa Green with 900 cr!