Syndicate Major Victory!
Honkers operatives have destroyed Get Your Free Bombs!
The syndicate operatives were:
- ThatguyZach was Adrian Honkers the Clown Operative and had their body destroyed
- Admiral gigatron was Catherine Honkers the Clown Operative and survived
- 19dollarfortnitecard was Ayden Honkers the Clown Operative and had their body destroyed
(Syndicates used 105 TC) [
Clown Bomb (26% off!)11 TC
The Clown bomb is a hilarious device capable of massive pranks. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. Normally costs 15 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.][
Toy Machine Gun10 TC
A fully-loaded Donksoft belt-fed machine gun. This weapon has a massive 50-round magazine of devastating riot grade darts, that can briefly incapacitate someone in just one volley.][
Box of Riot Darts2 TC
A box of 40 Donksoft riot darts, for reloading any compatible foam dart magazine. Don't forget to share!][
Teachstache Grenade3 TC
A teargas grenade that launches sticky moustaches onto the face of anyone not wearing a clown or mime mask. The moustaches will remain attached to the face of all targets for one minute, preventing the use of breath masks and other such devices.][
Pizza Bomb6 TC
A pizza box with a bomb cunningly attached to the lid. The timer needs to be set by opening the box; afterwards, opening the box again will trigger the detonation after the timer has elapsed. Comes with free pizza, for you or your target!][
Energy Dagger2 TC
A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off.][
Elite Syndicate MODsuit8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.][
Bananium Energy Sword3 TC
An energy sword that deals no damage, but will slip anyone it contacts, be it by melee attack, thrown impact, or just stepping on it. Beware friendly fire, as even anti-slip shoes will not protect against it.][
Toy Submachine Gun5 TC
A fully-loaded Donksoft bullpup submachine gun that fires riot grade darts with a 20-round magazine.][
Box of Riot Darts2 TC
A box of 40 Donksoft riot darts, for reloading any compatible foam dart magazine. Don't forget to share!][
Codespeak Manual3 TC
Syndicate agents can be trained to use a series of codewords to convey complex information, which sounds like random concepts and drinks to anyone listening. This manual teaches you this Codespeak. You can also hit someone else with the manual in order to teach them. This is the deluxe edition, which has unlimited uses.][
Combat Banana Shoes6 TC
While making the wearer immune to most slipping attacks like regular combat clown shoes, these shoes can generate a large number of synthetic banana peels as the wearer walks, slipping up would-be pursuers. They also squeak significantly louder.][
Thermal Imaging Glasses4 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.][
Super Ultra Hilarious Firing Pin4 TC
Like the ultra hilarious firing pin, except the gun you insert this pin into explodes when someone who isn't clumsy or a clown tries to fire it.][
Combat Banana Shoes6 TC
While making the wearer immune to most slipping attacks like regular combat clown shoes, these shoes can generate a large number of synthetic banana peels as the wearer walks, slipping up would-be pursuers. They also squeak significantly louder.][
Stimpack (60% off!)2 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.][
Viscerator Delivery Grenade (80% off!)1 TC
A unique grenade that deploys a swarm of viscerators upon activation, which will chase down and shred any non-operatives in the area. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.][
Bananium Energy Sword (33% off!)2 TC
An energy sword that deals no damage, but will slip anyone it contacts, be it by melee attack, thrown impact, or just stepping on it. Beware friendly fire, as even anti-slip shoes will not protect against it. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.][
Syndicate Jaws of Life4 TC
Based on a Nanotrasen model, this powerful tool can be used as both a crowbar and a pair of wirecutters. In its crowbar configuration, it can be used to force open airlocks. Very useful for entering the station or its departments.][
Toy Submachine Gun5 TC
A fully-loaded Donksoft bullpup submachine gun that fires riot grade darts with a 20-round magazine.][
Box of Riot Darts (50% off!)1 TC
A box of 40 Donksoft riot darts, for reloading any compatible foam dart magazine. Don't forget to share! Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.x16]