[2023-01-18 02:53:47.668] PAPER: Tyaper/(Abraham Atkinson) wrote to paper: "honk honk"
[2023-01-18 02:54:06.074] PAPER: Abraham Atkinson has sent a fax with the message "honk honk/" to Security Office/KGKU8.
[2023-01-18 02:54:49.857] PAPER: Tyaper/(Abraham Atkinson) wrote to paper: "Put plasma in a coffee machine."
[2023-01-18 02:56:02.018] PAPER: Abraham Atkinson has sent a fax with the message "Put plasma in a coffee machine./" to Research Director's Office/tCeUS.
[2023-01-18 03:11:57.966] PAPER: JSlayer1212/(Jiven Jivenson) wrote to paper: "The HOP is ok I guess"
[2023-01-18 03:13:40.304] PAPER: Donatty/(Micheal Altmann) wrote to paper: "I am very hurt, do not let the assistants kill me. Signed Xenomorph (scary)"
[2023-01-18 03:22:09.181] PAPER: Derpman3/(Samuel Taloon) wrote to paper- 'Management Staff Review - Samuel Taloon': "## Management Staff Review
 - ### CONFIDENTIAL REVIEW - FOR CENTRAL COMMAND EYES ONLY
 - --- 
 - **Employee Name**: Samuel Taloon
 - **Occupation**: Station Engineer
 - **Relevent Head of Staff**: Chief Engineer
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 - **Head of Staff Review**: I'm sure I wouldn't have many problems with the CE. 
 - **IF WE ACTUALLY HAD ONE ON THE STATION.**
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 - **Relevent Captain's Name**: Khara J. Ross-Cravens
 - **Captain Review**: She seems to be a competent captain. Seems to have procured the wizard's magic hammer. They did bash a guy with it, subsequently killing them, but they did bring them to medical shortly.
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 - **Employee Signature**
 - [________________________]"
[2023-01-18 03:28:28.399] PAPER: Samuel Taloon has sent a fax with the message "## Management Staff Review
 - ### CONFIDENTIAL REVIEW - FOR CENTRAL COMMAND EYES ONLY
 - --- 
 - **Employee Name**: Samuel Taloon
 - **Occupation**: Station Engineer
 - **Relevent Head of Staff**: Chief Engineer
 - 
 - **Head of Staff Review**: I'm sure I wouldn't have many problems with the CE. 
 - **IF WE ACTUALLY HAD ONE ON THE STATION.**
 - 
 - **Relevent Captain's Name**: Khara J. Ross-Cravens
 - **Captain Review**: She seems to be a competent captain. Seems to have procured the wizard's magic hammer. They did bash a guy with it, subsequently killing them, but they did bring them to medical shortly.
 - 
 - **Employee Signature**
 - [________________________]/" to NT Complaint Department/central_command.
[2023-01-18 03:30:50.263] PAPER: Donatty/(Micheal Altmann) wrote to paper: "take off the electropack"