Round ID: 197980
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 7 minutes and 22.8 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.7%
    Total Population: 33

    Evacuation Rate: 8 (24.2%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 7 (21.2%)
    Survival Rate: 22 (66.7%)
    First Death: Delta Wolfe, Shaft Miner, at Icemoon Caves (121,114,2). Damage taken: 171.1/7/0/0/0.
    Threat level: 56.7
    Threat left: 17.7
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -26 threat
        Midround - Revenant: -5 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
The Entirety Of The Internet (Played by: DeathTBH)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

The Entirety Of The Internet's minions were:
DoctorMagic (Played by: thememer)
The other antagonists were:
BigBaneTheory was revenant (787) the Revenant and survived
Objective #1: Absorb 566 points of essence from humans. Fail.
Objective #2: Assist and exacerbate existing threats at critical moments. Success!
The Revenant has failed!

The traitors were:
Boonrang was Declan Brown the Quartermaster and survived

Declan Brown was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Assassinate Christian Woollard, the Medical Doctor. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Timothy Empyrea, the Security Officer. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitor had a total of 649.83 Reputation and 20 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor was successful!

Dankmeister123 was Christian Woollard the Medical Doctor and died

Christian Woollard simply went completely postal!
(used 4 TC) [Syndicate Tome (60% off!)
2 TC
Using rare artifacts acquired at great cost, the Syndicate has reverse engineered the seemingly magical books of a certain cult. Though lacking the esoteric abilities of the originals, these inferior copies are still quite useful, being able to provide both weal and woe on the battlefield, even if they do occasionally bite off a finger. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
]
[Codespeak Manual (33% off!)
2 TC
Syndicate agents can be trained to use a series of codewords to convey complex information, which sounds like random concepts and drinks to anyone listening. This manual teaches you this Codespeak. You can also hit someone else with the manual in order to teach them. This is the deluxe edition, which has unlimited uses. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. Keep away from fire or flames.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Nathan Kanaga, the Chaplain. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Baldwyn Crecelius, the Geneticist. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 649.83 Reputation and 16 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Morganlindsay was Huron Hammond the Scientist and survived

Huron Hammond was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 6 TC) [Airlock Authentication Override Card (33% off!)
2 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.
]
[Uplink Implant
4 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. Has no telecrystals and must be charged by the use of physical telecrystals. Undetectable (except via surgery), and excellent for escaping confinement.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Fire Man, the Shaft Miner. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Delta Wolfe, the Shaft Miner. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 662.24 Reputation and 17 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Leonid Zurnadzhi was Silent Bustard the Mime and survived

Silent Bustard was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 12 TC) [Guide to Advanced Mimery Series
12 TC
The classical two part series on how to further hone your mime skills. Upon studying the series, the user should be able to make 3x1 invisible walls, and shoot bullets out of their fingers. Obviously only works for Mimes.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Copper XII, the Virologist. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Darcey Thorley, the Cook. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 623.16 Reputation and 4 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Jimmyl was Honkers the Clown and died

Honkers was in legal trouble.
(used 20 TC) [Clown Car
20 TC
The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! Simply insert your bikehorn and get in, and get ready to have the funniest ride of your life! You can ram any spacemen you come across and stuff them into your car, kidnapping them and locking them inside until someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats are very sensitive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity! Premium features can be unlocked with a cryptographic sequencer!
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Larry Larlan, the Roboticist. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Joe Salt, the Cargo Technician. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 614.31 Reputation and 1 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: humanity, glass sheets, research and development
The code responses were: urinal cakes, Pejureel-Radithax
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 20581 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 623.667 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Samuel Ewing with 1835 cr!