Round ID:
197756 Shift Duration:
1 hour and 1 minute and 29.8 seconds Station Integrity:
78.7% Total Population:
81 Evacuation Rate:
43 (53.1%) (on emergency shuttle):
40 (49.4%) Survival Rate:
55 (67.9%) First Death:
Alec Petrov, Shaft Miner, at Lavaland Wastes (155,73,5). Damage taken: 0/212/0/17.6/0. Their last words were: "forgot a ... fucking-.." Threat level: 40.2
Threat left: 3.2
Executed rules:
Roundstart -
Heretics: -10 threat
Roundstart -
Traitors: -8 threat
Latejoin -
Heretic Smuggler: -6 threat
Midround -
Paradox Clone: -3 threat
Latejoin -
Provocateur: -10 threat
D.A.N.I.E.L (Played by: ToastGoats)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0
D.A.N.I.E.L's minions were:
D.A.N.I.E.L Service Shell-147 (Played by: ToastGoats),
Quest NPC (Played by: mooshimi),
All Around Helper (Played by: taxfraud) (Deactivated),
NTU-939 (Played by: blockaboo)
BallsOS (Played by: georgebushgaming) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Default Android-393 (Played by: mjolnir2) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
TIN-CAN (Played by: bob7) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Default Android-229 (Played by: watchulookinat) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
J.A.R.V.I.S (Played by: baltic419) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Command's Approval Rating:
95.5%- Tomatotopants was Mota Ocheeva the Shaft Miner and died
- TurtleMountain was Adam Vanleer the Cook and died
- Amukhtam was Bromios the Clown and died
- Buggy567 was Adam Wolfsbane the Cargo Technician and died
- MooCow12 was Makes-The-Abomination the Scientist and survived
- Bazooka_boy901 was Mars Dwarf Mdickie the Assistant and survived
- Simplicity777 was Luke Skeli the Assistant and died
- Maskenary was Reider Meza the Head of Security and survived while fleeing the station
- Mister Grimm was Sym Ghekon the Head of Personnel and survived while fleeing the station
- Scissorbird was Wawa Benford the Captain and had their body destroyed
- Jetravess was Jessica Milhouse the Chief Medical Officer and died
- Mjolnir2 was Lincoln Brown the Quartermaster and survived while fleeing the station
- Baltic419 was Nataly Williams the Research Director and died while fleeing the station
Crew Major Victory!The Research Staff has saved the disk and stopped the BIG CHUNGUS IS NOT FUNNY LIKE JESUS FUCK Operatives!- Famitsu was Miracle BIG CHUNGUS IS NOT FUNNY LIKE JESUS FUCK the Nuclear Operative and survived
(Syndicates used 0 TC)
Blockaboo was Nicholas Leichter the Assistant and had their body destroyed
Sacrifices Made: 0
Objective #1: Research at least 17 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 5 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 3 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
Objective #4: Summon 2 monsters from the Mansus into this realm. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Heartbeat of the Mansus, Principle of Hunger and Grasp of Flesh
MooCow12 was Makes-The-Abomination the Scientist and survived
Sacrifices Made: 1
Objective #1: Research at least 17 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 5 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 3 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Heartbeat of the Mansus, Blacksmith's Tale, Grasp of Rust, Leeching Walk and Armorer's Ritual
Porkimus was Ed Dee the Assistant and had their body destroyed
Sacrifices Made: 0
Objective #1: Research at least 19 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 5 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 3 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
Objective #4: Summon 2 monsters from the Mansus into this realm. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Heartbeat of the Mansus and Principle of Hunger
Tax Fraud was Jacqueline Remington the Prisoner and died
Objective #1: uh Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!
tomatotopants was Rana-Gish the Ash Walker and survived
The Ash Walker was successful!
deetmason was Nakuma-Tasha the Ash Walker and died
The Ash Walker was successful!
Kidgenius702 was Randy Rascale the Chemist and survived
Objective #1: Murder and replace Randy Rascale, the Chemist. Remember, your mission is to blend in, do not kill anyone else unless you have to! Fail.
The Paradox Clone has failed!
REEEEEE0129 was
Mr.Honk the
Clown and
survivedMr.Honk
was in legal trouble.(used 20 TC)
[
Clown Car
20 TC
The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! Simply insert your bikehorn and get in, and get ready to have the funniest ride of your life! You can ram any spacemen you come across and stuff them into your car, kidnapping them and locking them inside until someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats are very sensitive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity! Premium features can be unlocked with a cryptographic sequencer!]Objective #1: Assassinate Nat Wheeler, the Assistant.
Success!Objective #2: Assassinate Criminalium XIIV, the Assistant.
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Success!The traitor had a total of 615 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor was successful!The code phrases were: slimes, manly dorfs, Shaun TiltonThe code responses were: belts, gin fizz, Alan Jewell, canisters
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 24 customers and made 3190 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 3190 credits!
Centcom is satisfied with service's job today.
General Statistics:
There were 49233 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 607.815 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was George Henry with 2602 cr!