[2022-11-10 21:28:15.333] PAPER: AarontheIdiot/(Aaron Browne) wrote to paper: "fuck you - " [2022-11-10 21:28:32.326] PAPER: Aaron Browne has sent a fax with the message "fuck you - /" to Head of Personnel's Office/qVz0b. [2022-11-10 21:51:15.825] PAPER: Aaron Browne has sent a fax with the message "The legend of the omega soap

Essence of potato. Juice, not grind.

A lizard's tail, turned into wine.

powder of monkey, to help the workload.

Some Krokodil, because meth would explode.

Nitric acid and Baldium, for organic dissolving.

A cup filled with Hooch, for sinful absolving

Some Bluespace Dust, for removal of stains.

A syringe full of Pump-up, it's security's bane.

Add a can of Space Cola, because we've been paid.

Heat as hot as you can, let the soap be your blade.

Ten units of each reagent create a soap that could topple all others./" to Service Hallway/VuBXG.