Round ID: 193141
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 16 minutes and 26.8 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.2%
    Total Population: 29

    Evacuation Rate: 7 (24.1%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 7 (24.1%)
    Survival Rate: 17 (58.6%)
    First Death: Ronnie Pace, Clown, at Waste Disposal (148,59,2). Damage taken: 203.6/0/0/0/0.
    Threat level: 51
    Threat left: 11
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -26 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
WA-RA (Played by: Warabunny)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: Caveman Johnson is the only human
Total law changes: 3

WA-RA's minions were:
Default Android-620 (Played by: boredinclass) (Deactivated)

Borgo (Played by: magicalmaker) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
0: Only Caveman Johnson and people they designate as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.

Default Android-821 (Played by: serverroomaccountant) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
0: Only Caveman Johnson and people they designate as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.

UUUU (Played by: bigbanetheory) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
0: Only Caveman Johnson and people they designate as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
The brainwashed victims were:
The_BoxCat was Richard Cuboid the Scientist and survived
Objective #1: They put something in the food to make you forget. Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

The other antagonists were:
clockworks1 was Lurasha-Muz the Ash Walker and died
Objective #1: Protect the necropolis tendril nest at all costs. Success!
The Ash Walker was successful!

peenler was Bokeeus-Tei the Ash Walker and died
Objective #1: Protect the necropolis tendril nest at all costs. Success!
The Ash Walker was successful!

karbministo was Jasuda-Asheemar the Ash Walker and survived
Objective #1: Protect the necropolis tendril nest at all costs. Success!
The Ash Walker was successful!

peenler was Mach-Beela the Ash Walker and died
Objective #1: Protect the necropolis tendril nest at all costs. Success!
The Ash Walker was successful!

clockworks1 was Deetwos-Weedum the Ash Walker and survived
Objective #1: Protect the necropolis tendril nest at all costs. Success!
The Ash Walker was successful!

The traitors were:
Typhnox was Imitates-The-Lizards the Botanist and survived

Imitates-The-Lizards was a terrorist from Waffle Corporation.
(used 18 TC) [Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.x6]

Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 725.62 reputation points Fail.
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 243.05 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Destroy the department techfab (Service) - (1 TC, 38.65 Reputation)
Kill the Head of Personnel's beloved Ian - (2 TC, 32.72 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!

MagicalMaker was Biter Dust the Chaplain and died

Biter Dust was an MI13 agent.
(used 26 TC) [Experimental Syndicate Teleporter
8 TC
A handheld device that teleports the user 4-8 meters forward. Beware, teleporting into a wall will trigger a parallel emergency teleport; however if that fails, you may need to be stitched back together. Comes with 4 charges, recharges randomly. Warranty null and void if exposed to an electromagnetic pulse.][Holoparasites
18 TC
Though capable of near sorcerous feats via use of hardlight holograms and nanomachines, they require an organic host as a home base and source of fuel. Holoparasites come in various types and share damage with their host.]

Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 752.1 reputation points Fail.
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 285.7 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Destroy the department techfab (Service) - (1 TC, 58.8 Reputation)
Kill the Head of Personnel's beloved Ian - (2 TC, 46.27 Reputation)
Bug the Head of Personnel's office - (1 TC, 79.52 Reputation)
Kill the Quartermaster's beloved Citrus - (1 TC, 72.5 Reputation)
Kill the Captain's beloved Renault - (1 TC, 66.47 Reputation)
Bug the Captain's office - (1 TC, 53.8 Reputation)
Steal the hypospray and place a bug on it. - (1 TC, 48.79 Reputation)
Assassinate Attacus Rhodes the Scientist, and plant a calling card - (1 TC, 19.36 Reputation)
Steal the medal of captaincy and place a bug on it. - (2 TC, 127.46 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!

Vladimir_F-ing_Putin was Caveman Johnson the Station Engineer and survived

Caveman Johnson was an MI13 agent.
(used 61 TC) [No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.][Double-Bladed Energy Sword
16 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect all energy projectiles, but requires two hands to wield.][Elite Syndicate MODsuit
16 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.][MODsuit Anti-Slip Module
2 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Syndicate Revolver
13 TC
A brutally simple Syndicate revolver that fires .357 Magnum rounds and has 7 chambers.][.357 Speed Loader (50% off!)
2 TC
A speed loader that contains seven additional .357 Magnum rounds; usable with the Syndicate revolver. For when you really need a lot of things dead. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Check local laws for legality in region.x4]

Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 863.75 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 231.75 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Chief Engineer's beloved Poly - (2 TC, 39.4 Reputation)
Bug the Chief Engineer's office - (0 TC, 63.88 Reputation)
Kill the Head of Personnel's beloved Ian - (2 TC, 67.4 Reputation)
Bug the Captain's office - (2 TC, 86.67 Reputation)
Bug the Head of Security's office - (3 TC, 130.88 Reputation)
Kill the Head of Security's beloved Lia - (2 TC, 136.42 Reputation)
Steal the station blueprints and place a bug on it. - (2 TC, 44.51 Reputation)
Steal a hand teleporter and place a bug on it. - (5 TC, 185.02 Reputation)
Behead Cunt, the Mime - (1 TC, 16.16 Reputation)
Steal the hypospray and place a bug on it. - (1 TC, 40.99 Reputation)
Hack a communication console to summon an unknown threat to the station - (7 TC, 281.71 Reputation)
Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct and place a bug on it. - (6 TC, 218.71 Reputation)
Perform the sleeper protocol on a crewmember - (3 TC, 96.07 Reputation)
Steal the reactive teleport armor and place a bug on it. - (3 TC, 30 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!

BigBaneTheory was Attacus Rhodes the Scientist and died

Attacus Rhodes simply went completely postal!
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 491.87 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 203.6 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!

Anola Addictus was Kale Schrader the Atmospheric Technician and survived

Kale Schrader was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 421.83 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 278.52 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Chief Engineer's office - (1 TC, 39.92 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!

Macaronipizzas was Smokes-The-Bong the Station Engineer and died

Smokes-The-Bong simply went completely postal!
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 471.18 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 204.27 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!

Mmmmmtoast was Cunt the Mime and survived

Cunt was a Champion of Evil!
(used 18 TC) [No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.][Double-Bladed Energy Sword
16 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect all energy projectiles, but requires two hands to wield.]

Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 781.25 reputation points Fail.
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 235.07 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Head of Security, logic, corn
The code responses were: Pejureel-Chalureel, drugs, butts
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 31150 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1074.14 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Blue Meanman with 10802 cr!