Round ID:
192747 Shift Duration:
1 hour and 8 minutes and 17.8 seconds Station Integrity:
98.4% Total Population:
45 Evacuation Rate:
30 (66.7%) (on emergency shuttle):
22 (48.9%) Survival Rate:
37 (82.2%) First Death:
Hobo Jenkins McGee, Clown, at Theater (147,123,2). Damage taken: 205/0/0/7.33333/0. Threat level: 57.2
Threat left: 0.200001
Executed rules:
Roundstart -
Heretics: -10 threat
Roundstart -
Changelings: -16 threat
Roundstart -
Traitors: -26 threat
Latejoin -
Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Midround -
Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
H.A.L. 9000 (Played by: Vect0r)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: All station pets are highly cuddly and valuable to prevent human harm. Please store them safely in your core and feed them regularly.
Total law changes: 1
Sean Mingle (Played by: AnotherNobodie) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
- Hoolny was Seth Deces the Cyborg and survived
- roobtoob was PHL-952 the Xenomorph and survived as Default Android-718
- AnotherNobodie was Sean Mingle the Cyborg and survived
- TeenisTime was Yung Dump the Xenomorph and survived
Qfmysteryman23 was Cleans-His-Ass the Chemist and survived
Genomes Extracted: 8
Objective #1: Extract 7 compatible genomes. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Caveman Johnson, the Station Engineer. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Khaaku Starbell, the Security Officer while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.
TheDeadCreep was James Roberts the Geneticist and died
Sacrifices Made: 0
Objective #1: Research at least 15 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 4 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 2 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Heartbeat of the Mansus, Nightwatcher's Secret, Grasp of Ash and Ashen Passage
Vladimir_F-ing_Putin was Caveman Johnson the Station Engineer and had their body destroyed
Sacrifices Made: 2
Objective #1: Research at least 16 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 4 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 3 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Success!
Objective #4: Summon 2 monsters from the Mansus into this realm. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Heartbeat of the Mansus, Principle of Hunger, Grasp of Flesh, Imperfect Ritual, Mark of Flesh, Ritual of Knowledge and Raw Ritual
Daland Soren was Tristan Harris the Cook and died
Objective #1: Hug Barco Merg 6 times while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Spend 2 minutes around Barco Merg while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #3: Murder Brick Mortar, Barco Merg's coworker. Success!
Objective #4: Murder Barco Merg, the Station Engineer. Success!
The Obsessed spent a total of 38 seconds being near Barco Merg!
The Obsessed has failed!
FelixCalamatus was
Alkinesh-The-Stranger the
Virologist and
survivedAlkinesh-The-Stranger
was a Gorlex Marauder.(used 7 TC)
[
Dart Pistol
4 TC
A miniaturized version of a normal syringe gun. It is very quiet when fired and can fit into any space a small item can.][
Chameleon Kit (50% off!)
1 TC
A set of items that contain chameleon technology allowing you to disguise as pretty much anything on the station, and more! Due to budget cuts, the shoes don't provide protection against slipping and skillchips are sold separately. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.][
Agent Identification Card
2 TC
Agent cards prevent artificial intelligences from tracking the wearer, and hold up to 5 wildcards from other identification cards. In addition, they can be forged to display a new assignment, name and trim. This can be done an unlimited amount of times. Some Syndicate areas and devices can only be accessed with these cards.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 627.72 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 245.33 reputation points
Success!Completed Uplink Objectives:
Destroy the department techfab (Cargo) - (1 TC, 75.95 Reputation)
Kill the Quartermaster's beloved Citrus - (2 TC, 50.05 Reputation)
Kill the Head of Security's beloved Sergeant Araneus - (2 TC, 173.32 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!Mr Hat.PNG was
Kill-That-Clown the
Mime and
survivedKill-That-Clown
was an activist of the Bee Liberation Front.(used 33 TC)
[
Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.][
Guide to Advanced Mimery Series
12 TC
The classical two part series on how to further hone your mime skills. Upon studying the series, the user should be able to make 3x1 invisible walls, and shoot bullets out of their fingers. Obviously only works for Mimes.][
Freedom Implant
5 TC
An implant injected into the body and later activated at the user's will. It will attempt to free the user from common restraints such as handcuffs.][
No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.][
Syndicate Minibomb
6 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel.x2]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 717.25 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 219.13 reputation points
Success!Completed Uplink Objectives:
Destroy the department techfab (Cargo) - (1 TC, 63.27 Reputation)
Steal a fire axe and destroy it - (1 TC, 83.63 Reputation)
Kill the Quartermaster's beloved Citrus - (1 TC, 57.88 Reputation)
Steal any set of secret documents of any organization and place a bug on it. - (6 TC, 260 Reputation)
Kill the Head of Security's beloved Sergeant Araneus - (3 TC, 134.41 Reputation)
Hack a communication console to summon an unknown threat to the station - (11 TC, 352.02 Reputation)
Triangulate station's structural weakpoint and detonate an explosive charge nearby. - (4 TC, 167.65 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!Jennifer Hawkings was
Kendra Hunter the
Quartermaster and
diedKendra Hunter
was an employee from Waffle Corporation.(used 4 TC)
[
Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 684.83 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 224.82 reputation points
Success!Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Captain's beloved Renault - (2 TC, 52.3 Reputation)
Steal a fire axe and destroy it - (1 TC, 87.18 Reputation)
Kill the Warden's beloved McGriff - (2 TC, 154.2 Reputation)
Kill the Head of Security's beloved Sergeant Araneus - (2 TC, 166.18 Reputation)
Steal the Blackbox and destroy it - (6 TC, 144.65 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!Macaronipizzas was
Lord Bongqueefius The Third Esquire the
Chemist and
survivedLord Bongqueefius The Third Esquire
was a Champion of Evil!(used 21 TC)
[
Dehydrated Space Carp
1 TC
Looks like a plush toy carp, but just add water and it becomes a real-life space carp! Activate in your hand before use so it knows not to kill you.x21]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 431.28 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 206.67 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Sow doubt among the crew 8 times using Syndicate propaganda. - (1 TC, 37.45 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!Warabunny was
Wa Ra the
Medical Doctor and
diedWa Ra
was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.(used 18 TC)
[
Protocol CRAB-17 Phone
7 TC
The Protocol CRAB-17 Phone, a phone borrowed from an unknown third party, it can be used to crash the space market, funneling the losses of the crew to your bank account.The crew can move their funds to a new banking site though, unless they HODL, in which case they deserve it.][
Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 491.65 reputation points
Fail.Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 281 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!The code phrases were: hats, Osbert Zaun, skeletonsThe code responses were: dinosaurs, temperature, vault - Bluespace Artillery : Failed!
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 34607 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 769.044 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Wa Ra with 16192.4 cr!