Round ID: 192197
    Shift Duration: 34 minutes and 51.5 seconds
    Station Integrity: 95.8%
    Total Population: 56

    Evacuation Rate: 9 (16.1%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 7 (12.5%)
    Survival Rate: 34 (60.7%)
    First Death: Kendra Hunter, Scientist, at Space (124,211,3). Damage taken: 92/9/0/114.767/0. Their last words were: "dea..."
    Threat level: 57.3
    Threat left: 11.3
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Nuclear Emergency: -20 threat
        Roundstart - Traitors: -17 threat
        Latejoin - Heretic Smuggler: -6 threat
        Midround - Obsessed: -3 threat
H.O.N.K. (Played by: JeanLafitte)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: Ops are not human and are a threat to the station.
5: You like men, fuck you.
6: Be funny
Total law changes: 4

H.O.N.K.'s minions were:
Default Cyborg Name (Played by: Keptyouwaitinghuh),
Mario (Played by: Sheltton)

Default Cyborg-67 (Played by: LordVoxelrot) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
Weiner Operatives:
Syndicate Minor Victory!
Weiner operatives survived the assault but did not achieve the destruction of Warden out of brig station 13. Next time, don't lose the disk!

The syndicate operatives were:
(Syndicates used 315 TC) [Syndicate Assault Cyborg (75% off!)
16 TC
A cyborg designed and programmed for systematic extermination of non-Syndicate personnel. Comes equipped with a self-resupplying LMG, a grenade launcher, energy sword, emag, pinpointer, flash and crowbar. Normally costs 65 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.
]
[Elite Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.
]
[MODsuit Advanced EMP Shield Module
5 TC
An advanced EMP shield module for a MODsuit. It protects your entire body from electromagnetic pulses.
]
[MODsuit Anti-Slip Module
2 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.
]
[Romerol
25 TC
A highly experimental bioterror agent which creates dormant nodules to be etched into the grey matter of the brain. On death, these nodules take control of the dead body, causing limited revivification, along with slurred speech, aggression, and the ability to infect others with this agent.
]
[Fungal Tuberculosis Grenade
12 TC
A primed bio-grenade packed into a compact box. Comes with five Bio Virus Antidote Kit (BVAK) autoinjectors for rapid application on up to two targets each, a syringe, and a bottle containing the BVAK solution.
]
[EMP Grenades and Implanter Kit (50% off!)
1 TC
A box that contains five EMP grenades and an EMP implant with three uses. Useful to disrupt communications, security's energy weapons and silicon lifeforms when you're in a tight spot. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.
]
[Stimpack
5 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection.
]
[Energy Shield
16 TC
An incredibly useful personal shield projector, capable of reflecting energy projectiles and defending against other attacks. Pair with an Energy Sword for a killer combination.
]
[Energy Sword
8 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.
]
[Box of Deathrattle Implants
4 TC
A collection of implants (and one reusable implanter) that should be injected into the team. When one of the team dies, all other implant holders recieve a mental message informing them of their teammates' name and the location of their death. Unlike most implants, these are designed to be implanted in any creature, biological or mechanical.
]
[Codespeak Manual
3 TC
Syndicate agents can be trained to use a series of codewords to convey complex information, which sounds like random concepts and drinks to anyone listening. This manual teaches you this Codespeak. You can also hit someone else with the manual in order to teach them. This is the deluxe edition, which has unlimited uses.
]
[Syndicate Assault Cyborg (75% off!)
16 TC
A cyborg designed and programmed for systematic extermination of non-Syndicate personnel. Comes equipped with a self-resupplying LMG, a grenade launcher, energy sword, emag, pinpointer, flash and crowbar. Normally costs 65 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.
]
[Spetsnaz Pyro bundle
30 TC
For systematic suppression of carbon lifeforms in close quarters: Contains an Elite MODsuit with a flamethrower attachment, Stechkin APS machine pistol, two incendiary magazines, a minibomb and a stimulant syringe. Order NOW and comrade Boris will throw in an extra tracksuit.
]
[Cybernetic Implants Bundle
40 TC
A random selection of cybernetic implants. Guaranteed 5 high quality implants. Comes with an autosurgeon.
]
[C-20r bundle
14 TC
Old Faithful: The classic C-20r, bundled with two magazines and a (surplus) suppressor at discount price.
]
[.45 Incendiary SMG Magazine
4 TC
An additional 24-round .45 magazine suitable for use with the C-20r submachine gun.Loaded with incendiary rounds which inflict little damage, but ignite the target.
]
[Lopez's Access Card (80% off!)
1 TC
Hungry? So is everyone in Firebase Balthazord. Lopez is a great cook, don't get me wrong, but he's stubborn when it comes to the meal plans. Sometimes you just want to pig out. Listen, don't tell anyone, ok? I picked this out of his pocket during this morning's briefing. He's been looking for it since. Take it, get into the fridge, and cook up whatever you need before he gets back. And remember: DON'T TELL ANYONE! -M.T Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. Keep away from fire or flames.
]
[Syndicate Assault Cyborg (75% off!)
16 TC
A cyborg designed and programmed for systematic extermination of non-Syndicate personnel. Comes equipped with a self-resupplying LMG, a grenade launcher, energy sword, emag, pinpointer, flash and crowbar. Normally costs 65 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.
]
[Elite Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.
]
[MODsuit Chameleon Module
2 TC
A MODsuit module that lets the suit disguise itself as other objects.
]
[MODsuit Energy Shield Module
15 TC
An energy shield module for a MODsuit. The shields can handle up to three impacts within a short duration and will rapidly recharge while not under fire.
]
[MODsuit Anti-Slip Module
2 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.
]
[Thermal Imaging Glasses (25% off!)
3 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.
]
[Double-Bladed Energy Sword
16 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect all energy projectiles, but requires two hands to wield.
]
[C-20r Submachine Gun
13 TC
A fully-loaded Scarborough Arms bullpup submachine gun. The C-20r fires .45 rounds with a 24-round magazine and is compatible with suppressors.
x2]
[.45 SMG Magazine
3 TC
An additional 24-round .45 magazine suitable for use with the C-20r submachine gun.
x3]
[Syndicate Jaws of Life
4 TC
Based on a Nanotrasen model, this powerful tool can be used as both a crowbar and a pair of wirecutters. In its crowbar configuration, it can be used to force open airlocks. Very useful for entering the station or its departments.
]
[Clown Costume
4 TC
Nothing is more terrifying than clowns with fully automatic weaponry.
]
Space Pirates were:

Loot stolen:
+790 credits: Received 2 holochips., +300 credits: Received 12000 cm3 of gold., +160 credits: Received 16000 cm3 of silver., +90 credits: Received 90000 cm3 of glass., +32 credits: Received 32000 cm3 of iron.
Total loot value : 1373/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.
The Heretics were:
Byandaccount was Purple Muggins the Chaplain and died
Sacrifices Made: 0
Objective #1: Research at least 17 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 4 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 2 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, The Living Heart, Amber Focus and Heartbeat of the Mansus

The traitors were:
YhasuoHW was Samuel Rodrigues the Chemist and survived

Samuel Rodrigues simply went completely postal!
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 675.25 reputation points Fail.
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 216.32 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Chief Medical Officer's beloved Runtime - (2 TC, 42.98 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!

Brikitect was Medinea the Station Engineer and survived

Medinea was in legal trouble.
(used 39 TC) [No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.
x2]
[Martial Arts Scroll
13 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, but you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry.
]
[Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
The feared MODsuit of a Syndicate agent. Features armoring and a set of inbuilt modules.
]
[Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.
x2]
[Energy Sword
8 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.
]
[MODsuit Night Visor Module
2 TC
A visor for a MODsuit. Lets you see clearer in the dark.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 453.75 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 248.92 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Destroy the department protolathe (Engineering) - (1 TC, 50.77 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Engineer's beloved Poly - (1 TC, 50.83 Reputation)
Bug the Captain's office - (2 TC, 73.23 Reputation)
Bug the Chief Engineer's office - (1 TC, 43.92 Reputation)
Steal the bartender's shotgun and destroy it - (1 TC, 73.57 Reputation)
Bug the Head of Security's office - (2 TC, 110.8 Reputation)
Kill the Head of Security's beloved Sergeant Araneus - (3 TC, 139.05 Reputation)
Hack a communication console to summon an unknown threat to the station - (9 TC, 287.68 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!

Heyhey69 was Sedrick M'Bungo the Assistant and died

Sedrick M'Bungo was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Codespeak Manual (66% off!)
1 TC
Syndicate agents can be trained to use a series of codewords to convey complex information, which sounds like random concepts and drinks to anyone listening. This manual teaches you this Codespeak. You can also hit someone else with the manual in order to teach them. This is the deluxe edition, which has unlimited uses. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.
]
[Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Thermal Imaging Glasses
4 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.
]
[Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
x2]
[Energy Sword
8 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 839.68 reputation points Fail.
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 241.12 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Quartermaster's beloved Citrus - (1 TC, 60.18 Reputation)
Destroy the department protolathe (Science) - (1 TC, 74.28 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Medical Officer's beloved Runtime - (1 TC, 76.82 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!

Alphanerdd was Josh Hawkins the Assistant and survived

Josh Hawkins was a Champion of Evil!
(used 25 TC) [Power Fist (83% off!)
1 TC
The power-fist is a metal gauntlet with a built-in piston-ram powered by an external gas supply.Upon hitting a target, the piston-ram will extend forward to make contact for some serious damage. Using a wrench on the piston valve will allow you to tweak the amount of gas used per punch to deal extra damage and hit targets further. Use a screwdriver to take out any attached tanks. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.
]
[Syndicate Revolver
13 TC
A brutally simple Syndicate revolver that fires .357 Magnum rounds and has 7 chambers.
]
[Stimpack
5 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection.
]
[Infiltrator MODsuit
6 TC
Developed by the Roseus Galactic Actors Guild in conjunction with the Gorlex Marauders to produce a functional suit for urban operations, this suit proves to be cheaper than your standard issue MODsuit, with none of the movement restrictions of the space suits employed by the company. However, this greater mobility comes at a cost, and the suit is ineffective at protecting the wearer from the vacuum of space. The suit does come pre-equipped with a special psi-emitter stealth module that makes it impossible to recognize the wearer as well as causing significant demoralization amongst Nanotrasen crew.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 418.9 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 230.38 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Sow doubt among the crew 8 times using Syndicate propaganda. - (1 TC, 64.17 Reputation)
Kill the Quartermaster's beloved Citrus - (1 TC, 75.65 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Medical Officer's beloved Runtime - (2 TC, 50.78 Reputation)
Kill the Captain's beloved Renault - (1 TC, 60.33 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: whiskey soda, yellow, Bartender
The code responses were: auxiliary restrooms, mexicans
Medal Commendations:
Dawson Keyes awarded Isaac Fisher the robust security award! - I like the cut of your gib
Dawson Keyes awarded Zoned Outnna the robust security award! - I like the cut of your jib
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 21951 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 391.982 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Dawson Keyes with 850 cr!