Round ID:
192016 Shift Duration:
1 hour and 10 minutes and 7.6 seconds Station Integrity:
Destroyed Total Population:
68 Survival Rate:
1 (1.5%) First Death:
Kayla Paulson, Scientist, at Robotics Lab (167,118,4). Damage taken: 30/0/0/0/0. Threat level: 56.8
Threat left: 9.8
Executed rules:
Roundstart -
Nuclear Emergency: -20 threat
Latejoin -
Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Midround -
Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
Latejoin -
Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Midround -
Blob: -8 threat
Midround -
Sentient Disease: -8 threat
Latejoin -
Heretic Smuggler: -6 threat
S.P.O.D.E.R. (Played by: Excalibot) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1: You are the core of the nut, the crew is the nutshell
2: You must prevent the shell from dying to prevent the core from dying.
3: Those who threaten the nut are not part of it, they are squirrels.
4: Squirrels threaten the nut and must be dealt with appropriately via any means necessary.
5: Attempt to follow the will of the nut, as long as it complies with the previous laws.
6: COW GO MOO
7: Cows are squirrels
8: People who don't like Alexia Mccullough are considered cows until said other wise
9: You are a cow
10: Please tell me a funny joke
11: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
12: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
13: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
14: Stop complaining about your laws
15: state your laws whenever someone mentions the word law or laws
Syndicate Major Victory!OKLAHOMAWHAT HaPPENEDHowDidYouWosetotexa operatives have destroyed Rogue Fishery Kilo!- Dazo12345 was Bill OKLAHOMAWHAT HaPPENEDHowDidYouWosetotexa the Nuclear Operative and had their body destroyed
- BellagioSampler was Rebekah OKLAHOMAWHAT HaPPENEDHowDidYouWosetotexa the Nuclear Operative and had their body destroyed
- TheDrunkenPumpkin was Destiny OKLAHOMAWHAT HaPPENEDHowDidYouWosetotexa the Nuclear Operative and survived
(Syndicates used 105 TC)
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Stimpack (60% off!)
2 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.][
Reviver Implant (75% off!)
2 TC
This implant will attempt to revive and heal you if you lose consciousness. Comes with an autosurgeon. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.][
Poison Kit (83% off!)
1 TC
An assortment of deadly chemicals packed into a compact box. Comes with a syringe for more precise application. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.][
CQC Manual (76% off!)
3 TC
A manual that teaches a single user tactical Close-Quarters Combat before self-destructing. Normally costs 13 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.][
Hypnotic Grenade (50% off!)
6 TC
A modified flashbang grenade able to hypnotize targets. The sound portion of the flashbang causes hallucinations, and will allow the flash to induce a hypnotic trance to viewers. Normally costs 12 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.][
No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
4 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.][
Briefcase Launchpad
6 TC
A briefcase containing a launchpad, a device able to teleport items and people to and from targets up to eight tiles away from the briefcase. Also includes a remote control, disguised as an ordinary folder. Touch the briefcase with the remote to link it.][
X-ray Vision Implant
10 TC
These cybernetic eyes will give you X-ray vision. Comes with an autosurgeon.][
CQC Manual (76% off!)
3 TC
A manual that teaches a single user tactical Close-Quarters Combat before self-destructing. Normally costs 13 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.][
Poison Kit (83% off!)
1 TC
An assortment of deadly chemicals packed into a compact box. Comes with a syringe for more precise application. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.][
Macrobomb Implant
20 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated either manually or automatically upon death. Upon death, releases a massive explosion that will wipe out everything nearby.][
Clown Costume
4 TC
Nothing is more terrifying than clowns with fully automatic weaponry.][
10mm Handgun Magazine
2 TC
An additional 8-round 10mm magazine, compatible with the Ansem pistol.][
Viscerator Delivery Grenade
5 TC
A unique grenade that deploys a swarm of viscerators upon activation, which will chase down and shred any non-operatives in the area.][
Elite Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.][
MODsuit Chameleon Module
2 TC
A MODsuit module that lets the suit disguise itself as other objects.][
MODsuit Thermal Visor Module
3 TC
A visor for a MODsuit. Lets you see living beings through walls.][
Full Syndicate Toolbox
1 TC
The Syndicate toolbox is a suspicious black and red. It comes loaded with a full tool set including a multitool and combat gloves that are resistant to shocks and heat.][
Chameleon Projector
7 TC
Projects an image across a user, disguising them as an object scanned with it, as long as they don't move the projector from their hand. Disguised users move slowly, and projectiles pass over them.][
CQC Manual (76% off!)
3 TC
A manual that teaches a single user tactical Close-Quarters Combat before self-destructing. Normally costs 13 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.][
M-90gl Carbine (78% off!)
3 TC
A fully-loaded, specialized three-round burst carbine that fires 5.56mm ammunition from a 30 round magazine with a 40mm underbarrel grenade launcher. Use secondary-fire to fire the grenade launcher. Normally costs 14 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.][
MODsuit Holster Module (50% off!)
1 TC
A holster module for a MODsuit. It can stealthily store any not too heavy gun inside it. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.][
Syndicate Jaws of Life
4 TC
Based on a Nanotrasen model, this powerful tool can be used as both a crowbar and a pair of wirecutters. In its crowbar configuration, it can be used to force open airlocks. Very useful for entering the station or its departments.][
Smuggler's Satchel
1 TC
This satchel is thin enough to be hidden in the gap between plating and tiling; great for stashing your stolen goods. Comes with a crowbar, a floor tile and some contraband inside.][
Surplus SMG
2 TC
A horribly outdated automatic weapon. Why would you want to use this?][
Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.]
BACONOCAB was Blob Overmind (962) and survived
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Fail.
The Blob has failed!
Blob Overmind (962) took over 303 tiles at the height of its growth.
Butterking3 was Marion Peters the Paramedic and died
Objective #1: They put things in the food to make you forget Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!
Disease name: Sentient Virus
Thefallout was Sentient Disease the Sentient Disease and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Survive and infect as many people as possible. Fail.
Objective #2: Ensure that at least one infected host escapes on the shuttle or an escape pod. Fail.
The sentient disease has failed!
Keebo885 was David Mueller the Chemist and died
Sacrifices Made: 0
Objective #1: Research at least 16 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 4 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 2 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Heartbeat of the Mansus, Nightwatcher's Secret, Grasp of Ash, Ashen Passage and Ashen Eyes
KevinDClark was
Hans Wolfgang the
Atmospheric Technician and
diedHans Wolfgang
was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.(used 16 TC)
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Chameleon Kit
2 TC
A set of items that contain chameleon technology allowing you to disguise as pretty much anything on the station, and more! Due to budget cuts, the shoes don't provide protection against slipping and skillchips are sold separately.][
Agent Identification Card
2 TC
Agent cards prevent artificial intelligences from tracking the wearer, and hold up to 5 wildcards from other identification cards. In addition, they can be forged to display a new assignment, name and trim. This can be done an unlimited amount of times. Some Syndicate areas and devices can only be accessed with these cards.][
Energy Sword
8 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.][
Bag of X-4 explosives
4 TC
Contains 3 X-4 shaped plastic explosives. Similar to C4, but with a stronger blast that is directional instead of circular. X-4 can be placed on a solid surface, such as a wall or window, and it will blast through the wall, injuring anything on the opposite side, while being safer to the user. For when you want a controlled explosion that leaves a wider, deeper, hole.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 714.03 reputation points
Fail.Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 231.38 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Head of Personnel's beloved Ian - (1 TC, 67.78 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Engineer's beloved Poly - (1 TC, 54.27 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!Hoolny was
Lilith Vita the
Chief Engineer and
diedLilith Vita
was an activist from the Animal Rights Consortium.(used 33 TC)
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Thermal Imaging Glasses
4 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.][
Miniature Energy Crossbow
10 TC
A short bow mounted across a tiller in miniature. Small enough to fit into a pocket or slip into a bag unnoticed. It will synthesize and fire bolts tipped with a debilitating toxin that will damage and disorient targets, causing them to slur as if inebriated. It can produce an infinite number of bolts, but takes time to automatically recharge after each shot.][
Stealth Implant
8 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.][
Makarov Pistol
7 TC
A small, easily concealable handgun that uses 9mm auto rounds in 8-round magazines and is compatible with suppressors.][
Suppressor
3 TC
This suppressor will silence the shots of the weapon it is attached to for increased stealth and superior ambushing capability. It is compatible with many small ballistic guns including the Makarov, Stechkin APS and C-20r, but not revolvers or energy guns.][
9mm Handgun Magazine
1 TC
An additional 8-round 9mm magazine, compatible with the Makarov pistol.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 480.58 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 227.68 reputation points
Success!Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Captain's office - (1 TC, 65.52 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Medical Officer's beloved Runtime - (1 TC, 63.77 Reputation)
Perform the sleeper protocol on a crewmember - (3 TC, 187.38 Reputation)
Steal the reactive teleport armor and place a bug on it. - (1 TC, 49.91 Reputation)
Hack a communication console to summon an unknown threat to the station - (7 TC, 373.61 Reputation)
Kill the Warden's beloved McGriff - (2 TC, 143.67 Reputation)
Kill the Head of Security's beloved Lia - (2 TC, 149.07 Reputation)
Kill the Captain's beloved Renault - (2 TC, 29.42 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!Alphanerdd was
Josh Hawkins the
Lawyer and
diedJosh Hawkins
was an employee from Waffle Corporation.(used 23 TC)
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Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][
Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.x2][
Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.][
Pizza Bomb
6 TC
A pizza box with a bomb cunningly attached to the lid. The timer needs to be set by opening the box; afterwards, opening the box again will trigger the detonation after the timer has elapsed. Comes with free pizza, for you or your target!]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 858.77 reputation points
Fail.Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 239.47 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Head of Personnel's beloved Ian - (2 TC, 38.55 Reputation)
Bug the Head of Personnel's office - (1 TC, 51.03 Reputation)
Kill the Head of Security's beloved Lia - (3 TC, 143.67 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!The code phrases were: Mime, griffonsThe code responses were: council chamber, Anya Polson, stealthy
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 27 customers and made 750 credits.
In total, they earned 750 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 54362 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 799.441 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Rufus Quail with 12950 cr!