D4C-420 was
Sandigo Bendford the
Assistant and
diedSandigo Bendford
was an activist of the Bee Liberation Front.(used 21 TC)
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No-Slip Chameleon Shoes (50% off!)
1 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.][
Thermal Imaging Glasses (25% off!)
3 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.][
Energy Sword
8 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.][
Slipocalypse Clusterbang
3 TC
A traditional clusterbang grenade with a payload consisting entirely of Syndicate soap. Useful in any scenario!x3]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 500.43 reputation points
Fail.Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 299.73 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Captain's office - (1 TC, 76.48 Reputation)
Steal a fire axe and destroy it - (1 TC, 94.42 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!Massa100 was
Julia Toolbox the
Assistant and
diedJulia Toolbox
was a corporate climber.(used 21 TC)
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Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.][
Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.][
Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][
Poison Kit
6 TC
An assortment of deadly chemicals packed into a compact box. Comes with a syringe for more precise application.][
Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.x2]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 456.45 reputation points
Fail.Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 263.57 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Destroy the department techfab (Medical) - (0 TC, 66.45 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Engineer's beloved Poly - (1 TC, 59.27 Reputation)
Steal a fire axe and destroy it - (1 TC, 57.58 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!Brikitect was
Medinea the
Shaft Miner and
survivedMedinea
was in legal trouble.(used 14 TC)
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Sleepy Pen
4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.][
Radio Jammer
5 TC
This device will disrupt any nearby outgoing radio communication when activated. Does not affect binary chat.][
Kinetic Accelerator Pressure Mod
5 TC
A modification kit which allows Kinetic Accelerators to do greatly increased damage while indoors. Occupies 35% mod capacity.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 612.85 reputation points
Fail.Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 239.25 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Destroy the department techfab (Medical) - (1 TC, 36.48 Reputation)
Kill the Quartermaster's beloved Paperwork - (1 TC, 51.2 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Engineer's beloved Poly - (1 TC, 52.8 Reputation)
Kidnap Garrett Owens the Cook and deliver them to Cryogenics - (1 TC, 65.08 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!Overuseddart was
Sprinkledinkle the
Clown and
had their body destroyedSprinkledinkle
was in legal trouble.(used 24 TC)
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Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][
Clown Car
20 TC
The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! Simply insert your bikehorn and get in, and get ready to have the funniest ride of your life! You can ram any spacemen you come across and stuff them into your car, kidnapping them and locking them inside until someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats are very sensitive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity! Premium features can be unlocked with a cryptographic sequencer!]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 661.98 reputation points
Fail.Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 286.77 reputation points
Success!Completed Uplink Objectives:
Destroy the department techfab (Medical) - (1 TC, 29.23 Reputation)
Kill the Head of Personnel's beloved Ian - (2 TC, 38.92 Reputation)
Steal an intelliCard and place a bug on it. - (0 TC, 96.38 Reputation)
Kill the Quartermaster's beloved Paperwork - (2 TC, 52.82 Reputation)
Kill the Warden's beloved McGriff - (3 TC, 150.12 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!P8on125 was
Payton Kindred the
Scientist and
survivedPayton Kindred
was an employee from Donk Corporation.(used 18 TC)
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Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.][
Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][
Chameleon Projector
7 TC
Projects an image across a user, disguising them as an object scanned with it, as long as they don't move the projector from their hand. Disguised users move slowly, and projectiles pass over them.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 707.58 reputation points
Fail.Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 201.4 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Research Director's office - (1 TC, 53.75 Reputation)
Bug the Captain's office - (2 TC, 97.93 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!The code phrases were: Medical Doctor, burgers, importantThe code responses were: intelligence, syringes, drunken blumpkin