Onadorable was
Dow Jones the
Medical Doctor and
diedDow Jones
was an employee from Donk Corporation.(used 31 TC)
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Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][
Martial Arts Scroll
13 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, but you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry.][
No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.][
Radio Jammer
5 TC
This device will disrupt any nearby outgoing radio communication when activated. Does not affect binary chat.][
Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.x2][
EMP Grenades and Implanter Kit
2 TC
A box that contains five EMP grenades and an EMP implant with three uses. Useful to disrupt communications, security's energy weapons and silicon lifeforms when you're in a tight spot.][
Disable Telecomms
4 TC
When purchased, a virus will be uploaded to the telecommunication processing servers to temporarily disable themselves.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 719.43 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 247.73 reputation points
Success!Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Chief Medical Officer's beloved Runtime - (2 TC, 41.47 Reputation)
Bug the Captain's office - (2 TC, 53.77 Reputation)
Bug the Head of Security's office - (2 TC, 102.13 Reputation)
Kill the Head of Security's beloved Sergeant Araneus - (2 TC, 177.92 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Engineer's beloved Poly - (1 TC, 74.68 Reputation)
Kill the Warden's beloved McGriff - (3 TC, 158.6 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!SlendyMawn was
Arthur Hastings the
Psychologist and
survivedArthur Hastings
was a Gorlex Marauder.(used 25 TC)
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Sleepy Pen
4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.][
Makarov Pistol
7 TC
A small, easily concealable handgun that uses 9mm auto rounds in 8-round magazines and is compatible with suppressors.][
Suppressor
3 TC
This suppressor will silence the shots of the weapon it is attached to for increased stealth and superior ambushing capability. It is compatible with many small ballistic guns including the Makarov, Stechkin APS and C-20r, but not revolvers or energy guns.][
9mm Handgun Magazine
1 TC
An additional 8-round 9mm magazine, compatible with the Makarov pistol.x2][
Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][
Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][
Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.x2]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 812.23 reputation points
Fail.Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 232.83 reputation points
Success!Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Captain's beloved Renault - (1 TC, 56.47 Reputation)
Destroy the department techfab (Medical) - (1 TC, 23.27 Reputation)
Kill the Head of Security's beloved Sergeant Araneus - (3 TC, 153.6 Reputation)
Kill the Head of Personnel's beloved Ian - (2 TC, 47.6 Reputation)
Steal a hand teleporter and place a bug on it. - (3 TC, 110 Reputation)
Steal the captain's antique laser gun and place a bug on it. - (5 TC, 170 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!BrockoPlays was
Ol' Yeller the
Roboticist and
diedOl' Yeller
was an employee from Donk Corporation.(used 7 TC)
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Protocol CRAB-17 Phone
7 TC
The Protocol CRAB-17 Phone, a phone borrowed from an unknown third party, it can be used to crash the space market, funneling the losses of the crew to your bank account.The crew can move their funds to a new banking site though, unless they HODL, in which case they deserve it.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 868.2 reputation points
Fail.Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 293.07 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Captain's beloved Renault - (1 TC, 76.38 Reputation)
Kill the Warden's beloved McGriff - (3 TC, 170.13 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!MooseDaMuffin was
Miff Piffeltot the
Cook and
diedMiff Piffeltot
was a Tiger Cooperative Fanatic.(used 10 TC)
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Stealth Implant (25% off!)
6 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.][
No-Slip Chameleon Shoes (50% off!)
1 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.][
Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.x3]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 890.68 reputation points
Fail.Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 206.65 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Captain's office - (2 TC, 61.42 Reputation)
Kill the Head of Personnel's beloved Ian - (1 TC, 51.22 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Engineer's beloved Poly - (2 TC, 76.35 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!Deez_NutZzZ was
Moelester Murphy the
Clown and
survivedMoelester Murphy
was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.(used 25 TC)
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Makarov Pistol (28% off!)
5 TC
A small, easily concealable handgun that uses 9mm auto rounds in 8-round magazines and is compatible with suppressors. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.][
9mm Handgun Magazine
1 TC
An additional 8-round 9mm magazine, compatible with the Makarov pistol.][
Bag of C-4 explosives
8 TC
Because sometimes quantity is quality. Contains 10 C-4 plastic explosives.][
Super Ultra Hilarious Firing Pin
7 TC
Like the ultra hilarious firing pin, except the gun you insert this pin into explodes when someone who isn't clumsy or a clown tries to fire it.][
Exploding Hot Potato
4 TC
A potato rigged with explosives. On activation, a special mechanism is activated that prevents it from being dropped. The only way to get rid of it if you are holding it is to attack someone else with it, causing it to latch to that person instead.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 799.58 reputation points
Fail.Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 246.75 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Head of Personnel's beloved Ian - (2 TC, 32.47 Reputation)
Bug the Captain's office - (2 TC, 67.7 Reputation)
Bug the Head of Personnel's office - (1 TC, 30.35 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!Theshroudedlord was
Adam Karlsson the
Chief Engineer and
survivedAdam Karlsson
was a Champion of Evil!(used 18 TC)
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Syndicate Minibomb
6 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel.x3]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 623.52 reputation points
Fail.Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 244.7 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Captain's office - (1 TC, 49.4 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!The code phrases were: harmful, pasta, ClownThe code responses were: papers, pie, pain