Round ID: 190998
    Shift Duration: 54 minutes and 31.6 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.1%
    Total Population: 64

    Evacuation Rate: 28 (43.8%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 26 (40.6%)
    Survival Rate: 48 (75%)
    First Death: Coxa Phasmatodea, Shaft Miner, at Lavaland Wastes (149,47,5). Damage taken: 0/200.9/0/29.3/0. Their last words were: "fuck..."
    Threat level: 41
    Threat left: 8
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Wizard: -20 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
C.U.M.I.E.S. (Played by: BobSquandarlo)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

C.U.M.I.E.S.'s minions were:
El Borgo (Played by: Cboggs03)
Space Pirates were:

Loot stolen:
Nothing
Total loot value : 0/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.
The other antagonists were:
Newthing223344 was laughter demon the Slaughter Demon and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Hug and Tickle everyone. Fail.
The Laughter demon has failed!

Bakeun was laughter demon the Slaughter Demon and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Hug and Tickle everyone. Fail.
The Laughter demon has failed!

The traitors were:
Tomatotopants was Goly Green the Geneticist and survived

Goly Green was an MI13 agent.
(used 28 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Holoparasites
18 TC
Though capable of near sorcerous feats via use of hardlight holograms and nanomachines, they require an organic host as a home base and source of fuel. Holoparasites come in various types and share damage with their host.
]
[Martial Arts Scroll (53% off!)
6 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, but you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry. Normally costs 13 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 588.22 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 201.37 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Steal the bartender's shotgun and destroy it - (1 TC, 62.32 Reputation)
Steal an intelliCard and place a bug on it. - (1 TC, 166.37 Reputation)
Triangulate station's structural weakpoint and detonate an explosive charge nearby. - (5 TC, 195.18 Reputation)
Hack a communication console to summon an unknown threat to the station - (9 TC, 345.19 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!

Jaukkuri was Evola Vickers the Assistant and survived

Evola Vickers was a corporate climber.
(used 24 TC) [Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
x6]
[Camera Bug
1 TC
Enables you to view all cameras on the main network, set up motion alerts and track a target. Bugging cameras allows you to disable them remotely.
]
[Bag of X-4 explosives
4 TC
Contains 3 X-4 shaped plastic explosives. Similar to C4, but with a stronger blast that is directional instead of circular. X-4 can be placed on a solid surface, such as a wall or window, and it will blast through the wall, injuring anything on the opposite side, while being safer to the user. For when you want a controlled explosion that leaves a wider, deeper, hole.
x4]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card (66% off!)
1 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 817.87 reputation points Fail.
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 206.67 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Steal the bartender's shotgun and destroy it - (1 TC, 59.72 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Engineer's beloved Poly - (1 TC, 52.77 Reputation)
Kill the Warden's beloved McGriff - (2 TC, 179.03 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!

Soupfanatic was Scurglemeier Sminston the Cargo Technician and died

Scurglemeier Sminston was a terrorist from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Syndicate Briefcase Full of Cash
5 TC
A secure briefcase containing 5000 space credits. Useful for bribing personnel, or purchasing goods and services at lucrative prices. The briefcase also feels a little heavier to hold; it has been manufactured to pack a little bit more of a punch if your client needs some convincing.
]
[Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 60 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.
]
[Bag of X-4 explosives
4 TC
Contains 3 X-4 shaped plastic explosives. Similar to C4, but with a stronger blast that is directional instead of circular. X-4 can be placed on a solid surface, such as a wall or window, and it will blast through the wall, injuring anything on the opposite side, while being safer to the user. For when you want a controlled explosion that leaves a wider, deeper, hole.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 881.52 reputation points Fail.
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 296.42 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Quartermaster's office - (0 TC, 39.2 Reputation)
Kill the Quartermaster's beloved Citrus - (2 TC, 40.63 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Engineer's beloved Poly - (1 TC, 65.83 Reputation)
Kill the Warden's beloved McGriff - (2 TC, 169.15 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: unidentified, Tim-Keer, ores
The code responses were: Giselle Smirnov, buckets, transit tube
The wizards/witches were:
Squishy_pone was Bongo The Pro-Genocide Wizard the Wizard and died as Weston Jesse
Objective #1: Steal the nuclear authentication disk Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Bongo The Pro-Genocide Wizard used the following spells:
Scrying Orb, Fireball, Force Wall, Ethereal Jaunt, 2x Bottle of Tickles, Summon Ghosts, Blind

Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 37210 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 581.406 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Scurglemeier Sminston with 3770 cr!