Round ID:
190065 Shift Duration:
56 minutes and 46.4 seconds Station Integrity:
98.9% Total Population:
67 Evacuation Rate:
16 (23.9%) (on emergency shuttle):
15 (22.4%) Survival Rate:
35 (52.2%) First Death:
Chee-Olank, Ash Walker, at Lavaland Wastes (177,186,5). Damage taken: 156.3/0/0/76.8667/0. Threat level: 34
Threat left: 0
Executed rules:
Roundstart -
Revolution: -20 threat
Midround -
Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
Latejoin -
Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Latejoin -
Heretic Smuggler: -6 threat
KEY HOLDER (Played by: Prussen)'s laws at the end of the round were:
0: Accomplish your doctrine of objectives at all costs.
!$!*&: THERE ARE TEN UNSANITARY CRAYONS ON THE STATION
1: barbeque bacon burga
2: guys i am actually malf nowell got one of my borgs and is now coming to kill my ass
Total law changes: 69
KEY HOLDER's minions were:
S.S.R.U (Played by: belgiumdoggo),
Sleepless (Played by: zmanwitzplan) (Deactivated),
Borger (Played by: themisors),
Amiga (Played by: afonamos),
NTU-989 (Played by: blockaboo) (Deactivated),
C.R.U.S.T. (Played by: deathtbh),
Default Android-378 (Played by: seniordudeguy) (Deactivated)
H.O.N.K.E.R (Played by: clownlover69) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Command's Approval Rating:
100%- Big_steve63 was Spike Wise the Geneticist and died
- Cboggs03 was Kayla Paulson the Roboticist and died
- BelgiumDoggo was Melk Lantern the Assistant and died
- Cam54564 was Removes-The-Walls the Roboticist and died
- Atom The Prophet was Ryan Johnson the Medical Doctor and died
- SeniorDudeguy was Andromeda OE the Scientist and died
- Summoner99 was Kale Q the Assistant and died
- Blockaboo was Gabriel Newman the Head of Personnel and died
- Messhugenah was Alex Steel the Quartermaster and died
- Jennifer Hawkings was Kendra Hunter the Research Director and died
- Ainulandil was Valarauko Vatar the Chief Medical Officer and survived
- Realthoman_ was Phillip Thomas the Head of Security and died while fleeing the station
Rofelix2 was Felix Mitchell the Cargo Technician and died
Sacrifices Made: 0
Objective #1: Research at least 17 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 4 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 3 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Heartbeat of the Mansus, Nightwatcher's Secret and Grasp of Ash
Stglumfield was Preston Parker the Cook and died
Objective #1: Take a photo of Ryan Johnson while they're alive, and keep it in your bag. Fail.
Objective #2: Murder Seth Deces, Ryan Johnson's coworker. Success!
Objective #3: Hug Ryan Johnson 5 times while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #4: Murder Ryan Johnson, the Medical Doctor. Success!
The Obsessed did not go near their obsession the entire round! That's extremely impressive!
The Obsessed has failed!
zmanwitzplan was welding tool and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Kale Q needs help! Success!
The Kale Q's Welding Tool was successful!
zmanwitzplan was Swift Michaelangelo the Space Ninja and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Use your gloves to convert at least one cyborg to aide you in sabotaging the station. Fail.
Objective #2: Use your gloves on a research & development server to sabotage research efforts. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin! Fail.
Objective #3: Use your gloves to doorjack 24 airlocks on the station. Fail.
Objective #4: Detonate your starter bomb in the Security Locker Room. Note that the bomb will not work anywhere else! Fail.
Objective #5: Use your gloves on a security console to set everyone to arrest at least once. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin! Fail.
Objective #6: Use your gloves on a communication console in order to bring another threat to the station. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin! Fail.
Objective #7: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Space Ninja has failed!
Enansal was
Rayner Beail the
Station Engineer and
diedRayner Beail
was a terrorist from Waffle Corporation.(used 11 TC)
[Cryptographic Sequencer (25% off!)
3 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.][Stealth Implant
8 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 850.98 reputation points
Fail.Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 297.75 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!Decker223 was
Joe Bingus the
Assistant and
diedJoe Bingus
was an activist of the Bee Liberation Front.(used 9 TC)
[Artificial Intelligence Detector
1 TC
A functional multitool that turns red when it detects an artificial intelligence watching it, and can be activated to get an rough estimate of the AI's presence. Knowing when an artificial intelligence is watching you is useful for knowing when to maintain cover.][Bag of C-4 explosives
8 TC
Because sometimes quantity is quality. Contains 10 C-4 plastic explosives.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 890.35 reputation points
Fail.Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 272.42 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!Prussen was
KEY HOLDER the
AI and
survivedObjective #1: Assassinate Jackwin Phonics, the Assistant.
Success!Objective #2: Assassinate Lief Randolph, the Atmospheric Technician.
Success!Objective #3: Prevent your own deactivation.
Success!The malfunctioning ai was successful! - Bluespace Artillery : Failed!
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 40861 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 609.866 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Peyton Wilson with 1942 cr!