Round ID:
189989 Shift Duration:
55 minutes and 27.9 seconds Station Integrity:
99.4% Total Population:
58 Evacuation Rate:
12 (20.7%) (on emergency shuttle):
11 (19%) Survival Rate:
21 (36.2%) First Death:
Old Dave, Assistant, at Robotics Lab (125,108,2). Damage taken: 30/0/0/0/0. Threat level: 39.7
Threat left: 0.700001
Executed rules:
Roundstart -
Changelings: -16 threat
Latejoin -
Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Latejoin -
Provocateur: -10 threat
Midround -
Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
Latejoin -
Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Allied Mastercomputer (Played by: Raddhush)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0
Allied Mastercomputer's minions were:
D.U.M.P (Played by: TeenisTime) (Deactivated)
DAVE (Played by: Thememer) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Command's Approval Rating:
76.9%- SeniorCaution was Lord Moffers Von Moff the Assistant and died
- Jerry007 was Johnny Bash the Chaplain and died
- Rohen Tahir was Birdman From Birdland the Clown and died
- Octanus was Alison Octanus the Medical Doctor and died
- AnAbsurdAmountOfRats was Moffilla Firefox the Scientist and died
- HentaiSatan was Jay Sullivan the Assistant and died
- SinfulBliss was Axle Brady the Station Engineer and survived
- Kuzona was HorseheadNeb LX the Roboticist and died
- Hydrangean was Pongo Monkeson the Geneticist and survived
- Josef_nape was Joseph Nape the Atmospheric Technician and died
- Koira was Edeith Medeci the Janitor and survived
- Jennifer Hawkings was Kendra Hunter the Assistant and had their body destroyed
- Yoydogbecoolman1 was Alast Bebbanberg the Research Director and died
Yanush was Natalie Nocturnes the Botanist and survived
Genomes Extracted: 2
Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe Success!
Objective #3: Assassinate Steffan Sistant, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The changeling has failed.
Hydrangean was Pongo Monkeson the Geneticist and survived
Genomes Extracted: 10
Objective #1: Extract more compatible genomes than any other Changeling. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Johnny Bash, the Chaplain. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The changeling was successful!
Burgern was Noon Eleksme the Bartender and died
Objective #1: I killed mcgriff for the crimes you did Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!
Rohen Tahir was
Birdman From Birdland the
Clown and
diedBirdman From Birdland
was a Tiger Cooperative Fanatic.(used 21 TC)
[
Syndicate Encryption Key (50% off!)
1 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.][
Clown Car
20 TC
The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! Simply insert your bikehorn and get in, and get ready to have the funniest ride of your life! You can ram any spacemen you come across and stuff them into your car, kidnapping them and locking them inside until someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats are very sensitive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity! Premium features can be unlocked with a cryptographic sequencer!]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 477.47 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 279.93 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Destroy the department techfab (Cargo) - (1 TC, 50.63 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!Pogoman122 was
Swims-Through-Halls the
Medical Doctor and
diedSwims-Through-Halls
was an employee from Donk Corporation.(used 8 TC)
[
Energy Sword
8 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 558.57 reputation points
Fail.Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 286.12 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Head of Security's beloved Lia - (3 TC, 153.22 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!Jennifer Hawkings was
Kendra Hunter the
Assistant and
had their body destroyedKendra Hunter
was an employee from Waffle Corporation.(used 9 TC)
[
Holoparasites (50% off!)
9 TC
Though capable of near sorcerous feats via use of hardlight holograms and nanomachines, they require an organic host as a home base and source of fuel. Holoparasites come in various types and share damage with their host. Normally costs 18 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 445.03 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 211.67 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Head of Security's beloved Lia - (3 TC, 152.17 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!The code phrases were: imaginary, pirates, cultists, Alex UnkThe code responses were: Gianna Donkin, beepsky smash, spacesuits
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 37370 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 644.31 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Jessica Travess with 3243 cr!