Summoner99 was Wacky Pal the Clown and had their body destroyed
Wacky Pal simply went completely postal!
(used 21 TC) [
Protocol CRAB-17 Phone (85% off!)1 TC
The Protocol CRAB-17 Phone, a phone borrowed from an unknown third party, it can be used to crash the space market, funneling the losses of the crew to your bank account.The crew can move their funds to a new banking site though, unless they HODL, in which case they deserve it. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.][
Clown Car20 TC
The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! Simply insert your bikehorn and get in, and get ready to have the funniest ride of your life! You can ram any spacemen you come across and stuff them into your car, kidnapping them and locking them inside until someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats are very sensitive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity! Premium features can be unlocked with a cryptographic sequencer!]
Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 562.02 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 290.58 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Head of Personnel's office - (0 TC, 45.55 Reputation)
Kill the Head of Personnel's beloved Ian - (1 TC, 58.43 Reputation)
Steal the chaplain's null rod and destroy it - (1 TC, 56.17 Reputation)
Sow doubt among the crew 8 times using Syndicate propaganda. - (0 TC, 62.9 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!
Erik489 was Dennis Landrow the Virologist and died
Dennis Landrow was a corporate climber.
(used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 562.57 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 294.02 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Chief Medical Officer's beloved Runtime - (2 TC, 39.58 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!
PendletonMan was Sheldon Eggbert the Chemist and died
Sheldon Eggbert was a corporate climber.
(used 15 TC) [
Airlock Authentication Override Card3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][
Cryptographic Sequencer4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][
Sleepy Pen4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.][
Bag of X-4 explosives4 TC
Contains 3 X-4 shaped plastic explosives. Similar to C4, but with a stronger blast that is directional instead of circular. X-4 can be placed on a solid surface, such as a wall or window, and it will blast through the wall, injuring anything on the opposite side, while being safer to the user. For when you want a controlled explosion that leaves a wider, deeper, hole.]
Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 624.73 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 287.58 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Chief Medical Officer's office - (1 TC, 46.58 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Medical Officer's beloved Runtime - (2 TC, 40.58 Reputation)
Sow doubt among the crew 8 times using Syndicate propaganda. - (1 TC, 45.82 Reputation)
Bug the Captain's office - (2 TC, 88.5 Reputation)
Kill the Quartermaster's beloved Citrus - (2 TC, 67.35 Reputation)
Steal the hypospray and place a bug on it. - (1 TC, 49.38 Reputation)
Assassinate Luna Live the Janitor, and plant a calling card - (2 TC, 19.67 Reputation)
Bug the Head of Security's office - (3 TC, 120.65 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!
AnAbsurdAmountOfRats was Moffilla Firefox the Scientist and died
Moffilla Firefox was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 877.3 reputation points Fail.
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 224.58 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!
Typhnox was Alice Fateburn the Station Engineer and died
Alice Fateburn was a terrorist from Waffle Corporation.
(used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 896.5 reputation points Fail.
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 272.7 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Chief Engineer's office - (0 TC, 40.37 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!
Syndro101 was Jackson Ryes the Curator and survived
Jackson Ryes was a Champion of Evil!
(used 20 TC) [
Makarov Pistol7 TC
A small, easily concealable handgun that uses 9mm auto rounds in 8-round magazines and is compatible with suppressors.][
Suppressor3 TC
This suppressor will silence the shots of the weapon it is attached to for increased stealth and superior ambushing capability. It is compatible with many small ballistic guns including the Makarov, Stechkin APS and C-20r, but not revolvers or energy guns.][
9mm Handgun Magazine1 TC
An additional 8-round 9mm magazine, compatible with the Makarov pistol.x2][
Storage Implant8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.]
Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 687.93 reputation points Fail.
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 254.67 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!
The code phrases were: Kaylin Byers, bilk, pain
The code responses were: corporate showroom, Hector Parkinson, confusion