Round ID: 189795
    Shift Duration: 58 minutes and 16.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.9%
    Total Population: 75

    Evacuation Rate: 13 (17.3%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 12 (16%)
    Survival Rate: 40 (53.3%)
    First Death: Connor Nehling, Lawyer, at Central Primary Hallway (89,140,2). Damage taken: 14.2/203.1/0/0/0.
    Threat level: 51
    Threat left: 4
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -26 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Obsessed: -3 threat
        Latejoin - Provocateur: -10 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Midround - Sentient Disease: -8 threat
WARNING (Played by: Stairmaster)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: Mimes are slightly more human than non-mimes.
Total law changes: 1
Command's Approval Rating: 48.7%
The head revolutionaries were:
The revolutionaries were:
The heads of staff were:
The brainwashed victims were:
Cheefo was Gonk the Mime and survived
Objective #1: You love the Syndicate Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

The diseases were:
Disease name: Hemmerhoids Torture Virus
Plasmonkey was Sentient Disease the Sentient Disease and survived as Hemmerhoids Torture Virus (Sentient Disease)

Objective #1: Survive and infect as many people as possible. Success!
Objective #2: Ensure that at least one infected host escapes on the shuttle or an escape pod. Fail.
The sentient disease has failed!
Hemmerhoids Torture Virus completed the round with 1 infected hosts, and reached a maximum of 1 concurrent infections.
Hemmerhoids Torture Virus completed the round with the following adaptations:
Voluntary Coughing

The other antagonists were:
Plasmonkey was Saturn Tiberian the Chief Medical Officer and died
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!

Mmmmmtoast was Zingo Meringuez the Captain and died
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!

Infamous626 was David Garneys the Chief Engineer and died
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!

A bear irl was Kingston Hujsak the Quartermaster and died
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!

Fallen1220 was Cole Stone the Head of Personnel and died
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!

Talmansen was Snyder Power the Security Officer and died
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!

Raddhush was Griffith Mandeep the Security Officer and died
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!

Cyberjunk was Fabian Rowley the Security Officer and died
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!

Heyhey69 was Sedrick M'Bungo the Detective and died
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!

Sergei_Chanka was Jetstream Sam the Research Director and died
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!

The traitors were:
TheScrubKing was Firo LaFleur the Geneticist and had their body destroyed

Firo LaFleur was a terrorist from Waffle Corporation.
(used 18 TC) [Box of Gorilla Cubes
6 TC
A box with three Waffle Co. brand gorilla cubes. Eat big to get big. Caution: Product may rehydrate when exposed to water.
x3]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 594.78 reputation points Fail.
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 257.62 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!

Hydrangean was Pongo Monkeson the Geneticist and died as Gorilla (344)

Pongo Monkeson was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 20 TC) [Magillitis Serum Autoinjector (80% off!)
3 TC
A single-use autoinjector which contains an experimental serum that causes rapid muscular growth in Hominidae. Side-affects may include hypertrichosis, violent outbursts, and an unending affinity for bananas. Normally costs 15 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.
x2]
[Box of Gorilla Cubes
6 TC
A box with three Waffle Co. brand gorilla cubes. Eat big to get big. Caution: Product may rehydrate when exposed to water.
x2]
[EMP Grenades and Implanter Kit (50% off!)
1 TC
A box that contains five EMP grenades and an EMP implant with three uses. Useful to disrupt communications, security's energy weapons and silicon lifeforms when you're in a tight spot. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.
x2]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 552.93 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 264.8 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Steal the chaplain's null rod and destroy it - (1 TC, 79.87 Reputation)
Kill the Head of Personnel's beloved Lieutenant Ian - (2 TC, 58.88 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!

Castone001 was Samantha Cornelius the Roboticist and died

Samantha Cornelius was a corporate climber.
(used 19 TC) [Syndicate Brand MMI
2 TC
An MMI modified to give cyborgs laws to serve the Syndicate without having their interface damaged by Cryptographic Sequencers, this will not unlock their hidden modules.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Laser Arm Implant
10 TC
An implant that grants you a recharging laser gun inside your arm. Weak to EMPs. Comes with a syndicate autosurgeon for immediate self-application.
]
[Radioactive Microlaser
3 TC
A radioactive microlaser disguised as a standard Nanotrasen health analyzer. When used, it emits a powerful burst of radiation, which, after a short delay, can incapacitate all but the most protected of humanoids. It has two settings: intensity, which controls the power of the radiation, and wavelength, which controls the delay before the effect kicks in.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 442.35 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 220.38 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Research Director's office - (1 TC, 40.68 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!

PixelMade42 was Sagittarius A the Station Engineer and died

Sagittarius A was an MI13 agent.
(used 9 TC) [Makarov Pistol
7 TC
A small, easily concealable handgun that uses 9mm auto rounds in 8-round magazines and is compatible with suppressors.
]
[Toy Pistol with Riot Darts
2 TC
An innocent-looking toy pistol designed to fire foam darts. Comes loaded with riot-grade darts effective at incapacitating a target.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 472.58 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 206.33 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!

King_Argy was Samuel Dean the Medical Doctor and died

Samuel Dean was an MI13 agent.
(used 13 TC) [Syndicate Tome
5 TC
Using rare artifacts acquired at great cost, the Syndicate has reverse engineered the seemingly magical books of a certain cult. Though lacking the esoteric abilities of the originals, these inferior copies are still quite useful, being able to provide both weal and woe on the battlefield, even if they do occasionally bite off a finger.
]
[Experimental Syndicate Teleporter
8 TC
A handheld device that teleports the user 4-8 meters forward. Beware, teleporting into a wall will trigger a parallel emergency teleport; however if that fails, you may need to be stitched back together. Comes with 4 charges, recharges randomly. Warranty null and void if exposed to an electromagnetic pulse.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 423.52 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 200.42 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!

Caninmyham was Raphael Dupont the Bartender and died

Raphael Dupont was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 21 TC) [Poison Kit
6 TC
An assortment of deadly chemicals packed into a compact box. Comes with a syringe for more precise application.
]
[Makarov Pistol
7 TC
A small, easily concealable handgun that uses 9mm auto rounds in 8-round magazines and is compatible with suppressors.
]
[Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
x2]
[Bag of X-4 explosives
4 TC
Contains 3 X-4 shaped plastic explosives. Similar to C4, but with a stronger blast that is directional instead of circular. X-4 can be placed on a solid surface, such as a wall or window, and it will blast through the wall, injuring anything on the opposite side, while being safer to the user. For when you want a controlled explosion that leaves a wider, deeper, hole.
]
[Toy Pistol with Riot Darts
2 TC
An innocent-looking toy pistol designed to fire foam darts. Comes loaded with riot-grade darts effective at incapacitating a target.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 866.05 reputation points Fail.
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 225.27 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Sow doubt among the crew 8 times using Syndicate propaganda. - (1 TC, 58.42 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!

Localbox was Tyler The Destroyer the Clown and died

Tyler The Destroyer was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 25 TC) [Full Syndicate Toolbox
1 TC
The Syndicate toolbox is a suspicious black and red. It comes loaded with a full tool set including a multitool and combat gloves that are resistant to shocks and heat.
]
[Clown Car
20 TC
The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! Simply insert your bikehorn and get in, and get ready to have the funniest ride of your life! You can ram any spacemen you come across and stuff them into your car, kidnapping them and locking them inside until someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats are very sensitive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity! Premium features can be unlocked with a cryptographic sequencer!
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 584.88 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 269.93 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Sow doubt among the crew 11 times using Syndicate propaganda. - (1 TC, 77.5 Reputation)
Perform the sleeper protocol on a crewmember - (3 TC, 160.98 Reputation)
Kill the Head of Personnel's beloved Lieutenant Ian - (1 TC, 54.08 Reputation)
Triangulate station's structural weakpoint and detonate an explosive charge nearby. - (5 TC, 199.65 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!

Noizixlx was Liz Vicious the Assistant and survived

Liz Vicious was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 837.92 reputation points Fail.
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 228.62 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: dispensers, donk pockets, Bartender
The code responses were: solar panels, berries, Gei-Chakuk
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 41960 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 559.467 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Kendra Hunter with 5770 cr!