Mmmmmtoast was
Cunt the
Mime and
diedCunt
was a corporate climber.(used 29 TC)
[Syndicate Encryption Key (50% off!)
1 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.][Uplink Implant
4 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. Has no telecrystals and must be charged by the use of physical telecrystals. Undetectable (except via surgery), and excellent for escaping confinement.][Guide to Advanced Mimery Series
12 TC
The classical two part series on how to further hone your mime skills. Upon studying the series, the user should be able to make 3x1 invisible walls, and shoot bullets out of their fingers. Obviously only works for Mimes.][Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 60 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.][Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 718.78 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 259.67 reputation points
Success!Completed Uplink Objectives:
Sow doubt among the crew 10 times using Syndicate graffiti. - (0 TC, 33.12 Reputation)
Kill the Head of Personnel's beloved Lieutenant Ian - (2 TC, 34.37 Reputation)
Steal any set of secret documents of any organization and place a bug on it. - (2 TC, 130 Reputation)
Kill the Warden's beloved McGriff - (2 TC, 161.97 Reputation)
Hack a communication console to summon an unknown threat to the station - (8 TC, 303.21 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!TheREALCeleras was
Wyatt West the
Chief Engineer and
diedWyatt West
was a Gorlex Marauder.(used 8 TC)
[MODsuit Chameleon Module
2 TC
A MODsuit module that lets the suit disguise itself as other objects.][Cryptographic Sequencer (50% off!)
2 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.][Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.x4]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 828.75 reputation points
Fail.Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 272.4 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Destroy the department protolathe (Engineering) - (1 TC, 56.17 Reputation)
Sow doubt among the crew 11 times using Syndicate propaganda. - (0 TC, 34 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!Scriptis was
Brick Mortar and
survivedBrick Mortar
was an employee from Waffle Corporation.(used 32 TC)
[Energy Sword
8 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.x4]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 773.68 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 231.92 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Warden's beloved McGriff - (2 TC, 88.47 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!AnAbsurdAmountOfRats was
Leonardo Coldsmith the
Assistant and
diedLeonardo Coldsmith
was a corporate climber.(used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 554.05 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 280.9 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Warden's beloved McGriff - (3 TC, 149.95 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!OmenVI was
Mike Oxlong the
Assistant and
died as
Ali FultonMike Oxlong
was an activist from the Animal Rights Consortium.(used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 501.67 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 265.05 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Destroy the R&D Server dc54 - (4 TC, 57.92 Reputation)
Sow doubt among the crew 16 times using Syndicate propaganda. - (1 TC, 79.97 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!Idnvr was
Sierra Ina the
Medical Doctor and
diedSierra Ina
was an employee from Donk Corporation.(used 16 TC)
[Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 60 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.][Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.][Full Syndicate Toolbox
1 TC
The Syndicate toolbox is a suspicious black and red. It comes loaded with a full tool set including a multitool and combat gloves that are resistant to shocks and heat.][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 785.45 reputation points
Fail.Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 261.53 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Warden's beloved McGriff - (3 TC, 161.48 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!Keptyouwaitinghuh was
Gabriel Miller the
Assistant and
diedGabriel Miller
was a Champion of Evil!(used 20 TC)
[No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.][Slipocalypse Clusterbang
3 TC
A traditional clusterbang grenade with a payload consisting entirely of Syndicate soap. Useful in any scenario!x2][Double-Bladed Energy Sword (25% off!)
12 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect all energy projectiles, but requires two hands to wield. Normally costs 16 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 893.37 reputation points
Fail.Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 233.73 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Warden's beloved McGriff - (2 TC, 141.46 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!TeenisTime was
Yung Dump the
Botanist and
diedYung Dump
was an employee from Donk Corporation.(used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 501.57 reputation points
Fail.Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 226.72 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!The code phrases were: Morgan Baskett, wonder, long island iced tea, dinosaursThe code responses were: Joel Rathens, black russians, bombs