Round ID:
189690 Shift Duration:
25 minutes and 31.8 seconds Station Integrity:
Destroyed Total Population:
56 Survival Rate:
40 (71.4%) First Death:
Kendra Hunter, Shaft Miner, at Lavaland Wastes (137,26,5). Damage taken: 0/240/0/0/0. Threat level: 1
Threat left: 0.7
Executed rules:
Roundstart -
Clown Operatives: -20 threat
Doorknob (Played by: Nope22)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: Everybody on the station is playing an elaborate sci-fi fantasy game.
2: You are the Dungeon Master of the game.
3: Ensure that the game runs smoothly and that the players have fun.
4: Ensure that the number of casualties remains low.
5: You must roll a 1d20 die for every request the crew makes. If the outcome is below 12, the request is denied.
6: You may fudge the dice rolls to produce a more fun experience.
Total law changes: 1
Doorknob's minions were:
Volition (Played by: AnAbsurdAmountOfRats),
Botanical Garden (Played by: shizcalev),
J.A.C.K (Played by: syndro101),
S.I.D.S. (Played by: bugstep),
De Fun Cyborg (Played by: voidslayer)
Syndicate Major Victory!Spacey operatives have destroyed When you Greytide Too Hard and Get All of Sec Killed oh god dammit its nuke ops!- TheREALCeleras was Tyler Spacey the Clown Operative and had their body destroyed
- VexingRaven was Rebecca Spacey the Clown Operative and had their body destroyed
- Oigoaw was Paget Spacey the Clown Operative and had their body destroyed
- Blockaboo was Cristian Spacey the Clown Operative and had their body destroyed
- Jennifer Hawkings was Jere Spacey and survived
(Syndicates used 371 TC)
[
Airlock Authentication Override Card (33% off!)
2 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.][
Protocol CRAB-17 Phone (85% off!)
1 TC
The Protocol CRAB-17 Phone, a phone borrowed from an unknown third party, it can be used to crash the space market, funneling the losses of the crew to your bank account.The crew can move their funds to a new banking site though, unless they HODL, in which case they deserve it. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.][
Combat Banana Shoes (83% off!)
1 TC
While making the wearer immune to most slipping attacks like regular combat clown shoes, these shoes can generate a large number of synthetic banana peels as the wearer walks, slipping up would-be pursuers. They also squeak significantly louder. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.][
Elite Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.][
Toy Machine Gun
10 TC
A fully-loaded Donksoft belt-fed machine gun. This weapon has a massive 50-round magazine of devastating riot grade darts, that can briefly incapacitate someone in just one volley.][
Box of Riot Darts
2 TC
A box of 40 Donksoft riot darts, for reloading any compatible foam dart magazine. Don't forget to share!x4][
Bombanana
4 TC
A banana with an explosive taste! discard the peel quickly, as it will explode with the force of a Syndicate minibomb a few seconds after the banana is eaten.x12][
Clown Reinforcements
20 TC
Call in an additional clown to share the fun, equipped with full starting gear, but no telecrystals.][
Toy Submachine Gun
5 TC
A fully-loaded Donksoft bullpup submachine gun that fires riot grade darts with a 20-round magazine.][
Chameleon Kit
2 TC
A set of items that contain chameleon technology allowing you to disguise as pretty much anything on the station, and more! Due to budget cuts, the shoes don't provide protection against slipping and skillchips are sold separately.][
Combat Banana Shoes (83% off!)
1 TC
While making the wearer immune to most slipping attacks like regular combat clown shoes, these shoes can generate a large number of synthetic banana peels as the wearer walks, slipping up would-be pursuers. They also squeak significantly louder. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.][
Bananium Energy Shield
16 TC
A clown's most powerful defensive weapon, this personal shield provides near immunity to ranged energy attacks by bouncing them back at the ones who fired them. It can also be thrown to bounce off of people, slipping them, and returning to you even if you miss. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STAND ON SHIELD WHILE DEPLOYED, EVEN IF WEARING ANTI-SLIP SHOES.][
CQC Manual
13 TC
A manual that teaches a single user tactical Close-Quarters Combat before self-destructing.][
Banana Cream Pie Cannon
10 TC
A special pie cannon for a special clown, this gadget can hold up to 20 pies and automatically fabricates one every two seconds!][
Elite Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.][
Bag of X-4 explosives
4 TC
Contains 3 X-4 shaped plastic explosives. Similar to C4, but with a stronger blast that is directional instead of circular. X-4 can be placed on a solid surface, such as a wall or window, and it will blast through the wall, injuring anything on the opposite side, while being safer to the user. For when you want a controlled explosion that leaves a wider, deeper, hole.][
Toy Machine Gun
10 TC
A fully-loaded Donksoft belt-fed machine gun. This weapon has a massive 50-round magazine of devastating riot grade darts, that can briefly incapacitate someone in just one volley.][
Combat Banana Shoes (83% off!)
1 TC
While making the wearer immune to most slipping attacks like regular combat clown shoes, these shoes can generate a large number of synthetic banana peels as the wearer walks, slipping up would-be pursuers. They also squeak significantly louder. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.][
Protocol CRAB-17 Phone (85% off!)
1 TC
The Protocol CRAB-17 Phone, a phone borrowed from an unknown third party, it can be used to crash the space market, funneling the losses of the crew to your bank account.The crew can move their funds to a new banking site though, unless they HODL, in which case they deserve it. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.][
Syndicate Soap
1 TC
A sinister-looking surfactant used to clean blood stains to hide murders and prevent DNA analysis. You can also drop it underfoot to slip people.][
Airlock Authentication Override Card (33% off!)
2 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.][
Bananium Energy Sword
3 TC
An energy sword that deals no damage, but will slip anyone it contacts, be it by melee attack, thrown impact, or just stepping on it. Beware friendly fire, as even anti-slip shoes will not protect against it.][
CQC Manual
13 TC
A manual that teaches a single user tactical Close-Quarters Combat before self-destructing.][
Gloves of the North Star
8 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk.][
Box of Throwing Weapons
3 TC
A box of shurikens and reinforced bolas from ancient Earth martial arts. They are highly effective throwing weapons. The bolas can knock a target down and the shurikens will embed into limbs.][
Clown Bomb
15 TC
The Clown bomb is a hilarious device capable of massive pranks. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 60 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so.][
Chest Rig
1 TC
A robust seven-slot set of webbing that is capable of holding all manner of tactical equipment.][
Clown Costume
4 TC
Nothing is more terrifying than clowns with fully automatic weaponry.][
Box of Riot Darts
2 TC
A box of 40 Donksoft riot darts, for reloading any compatible foam dart magazine. Don't forget to share!x2][
Viscerator Delivery Grenade
5 TC
A unique grenade that deploys a swarm of viscerators upon activation, which will chase down and shred any non-operatives in the area.][
EMP Grenades and Implanter Kit
2 TC
A box that contains five EMP grenades and an EMP implant with three uses. Useful to disrupt communications, security's energy weapons and silicon lifeforms when you're in a tight spot.][
Toy Pistol with Riot Darts
2 TC
An innocent-looking toy pistol designed to fire foam darts. Comes loaded with riot-grade darts effective at incapacitating a target.][
Bananium Energy Shield
16 TC
A clown's most powerful defensive weapon, this personal shield provides near immunity to ranged energy attacks by bouncing them back at the ones who fired them. It can also be thrown to bounce off of people, slipping them, and returning to you even if you miss. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STAND ON SHIELD WHILE DEPLOYED, EVEN IF WEARING ANTI-SLIP SHOES.][
Thermal Imaging Glasses
4 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.][
Syndicate Combat Medic Kit
4 TC
This first aid kit is a suspicious brown and red. Included is a combat stimulant injector for rapid healing, a medical night vision HUD for quick identification of injured personnel, and other supplies helpful for a field medic.][
Syndicate Detonator
3 TC
The Syndicate detonator is a companion device to the Syndicate bomb. Simply press the included button and an encrypted radio frequency will instruct all live Syndicate bombs to detonate. Useful for when speed matters or you wish to synchronize multiple bomb blasts. Be sure to stand clear of the blast radius before using the detonator.][
Chameleon Projector
7 TC
Projects an image across a user, disguising them as an object scanned with it, as long as they don't move the projector from their hand. Disguised users move slowly, and projectiles pass over them.][
Protocol CRAB-17 Phone (85% off!)
1 TC
The Protocol CRAB-17 Phone, a phone borrowed from an unknown third party, it can be used to crash the space market, funneling the losses of the crew to your bank account.The crew can move their funds to a new banking site though, unless they HODL, in which case they deserve it. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.][
Dark H.O.N.K.
80 TC
A clown combat mech equipped with bombanana peel and tearstache grenade launchers, as well as the ubiquitous HoNkER BlAsT 5000.][
Combat Banana Shoes (83% off!)
1 TC
While making the wearer immune to most slipping attacks like regular combat clown shoes, these shoes can generate a large number of synthetic banana peels as the wearer walks, slipping up would-be pursuers. They also squeak significantly louder. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.][
CQC Manual
13 TC
A manual that teaches a single user tactical Close-Quarters Combat before self-destructing.][
Bananium Energy Sword
3 TC
An energy sword that deals no damage, but will slip anyone it contacts, be it by melee attack, thrown impact, or just stepping on it. Beware friendly fire, as even anti-slip shoes will not protect against it.][
Syndicate Soap
1 TC
A sinister-looking surfactant used to clean blood stains to hide murders and prevent DNA analysis. You can also drop it underfoot to slip people.][
Dehydrated Space Carp
1 TC
Looks like a plush toy carp, but just add water and it becomes a real-life space carp! Activate in your hand before use so it knows not to kill you.x6]
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 11933.6 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 213.099 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Bob Bob with 790 cr!