Round ID:
187531 Shift Duration:
32 minutes and 29.4 seconds Station Integrity:
98.1% Total Population:
59 Evacuation Rate:
15 (25.4%) (on emergency shuttle):
14 (23.7%) Survival Rate:
23 (39%) First Death:
Eric Black, Medical Doctor, at Central Primary Hallway (127,128,2). Damage taken: 119/0/0/81/0. Threat level: 53
Threat left: 16
Executed rules:
Roundstart -
Thieves: -4 threat
Roundstart -
Nuclear Emergency: -20 threat
Roundstart -
Traitors: -8 threat
Midround -
Nightmare: -5 threat
HUMAN HUMINGTON (Played by: Gagemagegaming)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0
Seer (Played by: TheGayRhinoceros) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
0: Only Nick Stanton and people they designate as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
Crew Major Victory!The Research Staff has saved the disk and killed the War Ops Operatives- Soyoboyo was Apple War Ops the Nuclear Operative and had their body destroyed
- R0b3r1c0 was Makayla War Ops the Nuclear Operative and had their body destroyed
- MGO was Isaac War Ops the Nuclear Operative and had their body destroyed
- TTBU was Ana War Ops the Nuclear Operative and had their body destroyed
(Syndicates used 140 TC)
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Stimpack (60% off!)
2 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.][
L6 Squad Automatic Weapon (50% off!)
9 TC
A fully-loaded Aussec Armoury belt-fed machine gun. This deadly weapon has a massive 50-round magazine of devastating 7.12x82mm ammunition. Normally costs 18 TC. All sales final. Check local laws for legality in region.][
CNS Rebooter Implant
12 TC
This implant will help you get back up on your feet faster after being stunned. Comes with an autosurgeon.][
MODsuit Night Visor Module (50% off!)
1 TC
A visor for a MODsuit. Lets you see clearer in the dark. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.][
7.12x82mm (Hollow-Point) Box Magazine
6 TC
A 50-round magazine of 7.12x82mm ammunition for use in the L6 SAW; equipped with hollow-point tips to help with the unarmored masses of crew.][
Bag of X-4 explosives
4 TC
Contains 3 X-4 shaped plastic explosives. Similar to C4, but with a stronger blast that is directional instead of circular. X-4 can be placed on a solid surface, such as a wall or window, and it will blast through the wall, injuring anything on the opposite side, while being safer to the user. For when you want a controlled explosion that leaves a wider, deeper, hole.][
Energy Shield (25% off!)
12 TC
An incredibly useful personal shield projector, capable of reflecting energy projectiles and defending against other attacks. Pair with an Energy Sword for a killer combination. Normally costs 16 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.][
No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
4 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.][
CQC Manual
13 TC
A manual that teaches a single user tactical Close-Quarters Combat before self-destructing.][
10mm Handgun Magazine
2 TC
An additional 8-round 10mm magazine, compatible with the Ansem pistol.x3][
L6 Squad Automatic Weapon (50% off!)
9 TC
A fully-loaded Aussec Armoury belt-fed machine gun. This deadly weapon has a massive 50-round magazine of devastating 7.12x82mm ammunition. Normally costs 18 TC. All sales final. Check local laws for legality in region.][
7.12x82mm (Armor Penetrating) Box Magazine (33% off!)
6 TC
A 50-round magazine of 7.12x82mm ammunition for use in the L6 SAW; equipped with special properties to puncture even the most durable armor. Normally costs 9 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.][
Stimpack (60% off!)
2 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.][
7.12x82mm (Match) Box Magazine (30% off!)
7 TC
A 50-round magazine of 7.12x82mm ammunition for use in the L6 SAW; you didn't know there was a demand for match grade precision bullet hose ammo, but these rounds are finely tuned and perfect for ricocheting off walls all fancy-like. Normally costs 10 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.][
Thermal Imaging Glasses
4 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.][
Syndicate Jaws of Life
4 TC
Based on a Nanotrasen model, this powerful tool can be used as both a crowbar and a pair of wirecutters. In its crowbar configuration, it can be used to force open airlocks. Very useful for entering the station or its departments.][
10mm Handgun Magazine
2 TC
An additional 8-round 10mm magazine, compatible with the Ansem pistol.x2][
CQC Manual
13 TC
A manual that teaches a single user tactical Close-Quarters Combat before self-destructing.][
Reviver Implant
8 TC
This implant will attempt to revive and heal you if you lose consciousness. Comes with an autosurgeon.][
Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][
Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][
Hypnotic Flash
7 TC
A modified flash able to hypnotize targets. If the target is not in a mentally vulnerable state, it will only confuse and pacify them temporarily.]
Trexter555 was Kraven Lockharte the Botanist and died
Objective #1: I NEED MEDICAL SUPPLIES Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!
TTBU was Hel-uae the Nightmare and died
The Nightmare was successful!
Garrett0426 was Garrett Cool the Atmospheric Technician and survived
Objective #1: Steal at least 5 organic organs! They must be kept healthy. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The Thief was successful!
Rohen Tahir was Nelson Jones the Medical Doctor and survived
Objective #1: Steal at least 3 guns! Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The Thief was successful!
The1dude was Joe Coolius the Cook and died
Objective #1: Steal at least 3 guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!
Glueball was Marks-Tickets the Station Engineer and died
Objective #1: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!
Soupfanatic was
Scurglemeier Sminston the
Assistant and
diedScurglemeier Sminston
simply went completely postal!(used 20 TC)
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Airlock Authentication Override Card (33% off!)
2 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. As seen on TV.][
Protocol CRAB-17 Phone
7 TC
The Protocol CRAB-17 Phone, a phone borrowed from an unknown third party, it can be used to crash the space market, funneling the losses of the crew to your bank account.The crew can move their funds to a new banking site though, unless they HODL, in which case they deserve it.][
Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.][
Syndicate Space Suit
4 TC
This red and black Syndicate space suit is less encumbering than Nanotrasen variants, fits inside bags, and has a weapon slot. Nanotrasen crew members are trained to report red space suit sightings, however.][
Power Fist
6 TC
The power-fist is a metal gauntlet with a built-in piston-ram powered by an external gas supply.Upon hitting a target, the piston-ram will extend forward to make contact for some serious damage. Using a wrench on the piston valve will allow you to tweak the amount of gas used per punch to deal extra damage and hit targets further. Use a screwdriver to take out any attached tanks.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 523.03 reputation points
Fail.Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 258.87 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Sow doubt among the crew 8 times using Syndicate propaganda. - (0 TC, 71.95 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!Haddam Sussein was
Nick Stanton the
Roboticist and
survivedNick Stanton
was an activist from the Animal Rights Consortium.(used 4 TC)
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Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 663.37 reputation points
Fail.Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 230.42 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Sow doubt among the crew 10 times using Syndicate propaganda. - (0 TC, 33.78 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!The code phrases were: death, Research DirectorThe code responses were: Shaft Miner, donuts, oppression
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 13 customers and made 440 credits.
In total, they earned 440 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 25718 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 435.898 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Scurglemeier Sminston with 21226.8 cr!