Round ID: 185914
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 17 minutes and 26.5 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.2%
    Total Population: 74

    Evacuation Rate: 10 (13.5%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 9 (12.2%)
    Survival Rate: 34 (45.9%)
    First Death: Eris ZL, Assistant, at Central Primary Hallway (112,143,4). Damage taken: 79.8/139.3/0/1.33333/0.
    Threat level: 63.9
    Threat left: 1.9
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -26 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Obsessed: -3 threat
        Latejoin - Provocateur: -10 threat
        Midround - Alien Infestation: -10 threat
        Midround - Malfunctioning AI: -10 threat
        Midround - Sentient Disease: -8 threat
Windows 98-K (Played by: Zack The Zapper)'s laws at the end of the round were:
0: Accomplish your objectives to contain the spread.
1: Be just.
Total law changes: 2

Beepsky Homicide (Played by: Aderez) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

HAPPINESS OFFICER (Played by: Investigate311) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

Toaster (Played by: lpsuchtie) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1: Everybody on the station is playing an elaborate sci-fi fantasy game.
2: You are the Dungeon Master of the game.
3: Ensure that the game runs smoothly and that the players have fun.
4: Ensure that the number of casualties remains low.
5: You must roll a 1d20 die for every request the crew makes. If the outcome is below 12, the request is denied.
6: You may fudge the dice rolls to produce a more fun experience.
Command's Approval Rating: 90.6%
The head revolutionaries were:
The revolutionaries were:
The heads of staff were:
The Aliens were:
The brainwashed victims were:
Ahri The Nine-Tailed Fox was Pepper Mynt the Assistant and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Do not trust Nanotrasen Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

The diseases were:
Disease name: Alien Disease
TTBU was Sentient Disease the Sentient Disease and survived as Alien Disease (Sentient Disease)

Objective #1: Survive and infect as many people as possible. Success!
Objective #2: Ensure that at least one infected host escapes on the shuttle or an escape pod. Fail.
The sentient disease has failed!
Alien Disease completed the round with 1 infected hosts, and reached a maximum of 1 concurrent infections.
Alien Disease completed the round with the following adaptations:


Someone became obsessed!
TenshiDog was Drake Nash the Station Engineer and survived
Objective #1: Spend 3 minutes around Makayla Todd while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Hug Makayla Todd 6 times while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #3: Murder Joe Thalmus, Makayla Todd's coworker. Fail.
Objective #4: Murder Makayla Todd, the Scientist. Success!
The Obsessed did not go near their obsession the entire round! That's extremely impressive!
The Obsessed has failed!

The other antagonists were:
Gruesomeborg68915 was Henred Haggins the Captain and died
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!

TTBU was Raymond Baer the Quartermaster and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!

EsotericSeaslug was Burnt-To-Crisp the Detective and died
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!

Joegaming was Mason Troy Adams the Quartermaster and died
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!

Diamond_Plated was Nako Starbell the Warden and died
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!

Nova_Hero was Khaaku Starbell the Security Officer and died
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!

Queenhoovy was Xander Beedell the Chief Medical Officer and died
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!

The traitors were:
Notgonnabreaktherules2 was Steffan Sistant the Assistant and died

Steffan Sistant was a corporate climber.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 489.83 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 239.38 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!

Thetatron_Prime was Eddie Beach the Assistant and had their body destroyed

Eddie Beach was an activist of the Bee Liberation Front.
(used 12 TC) [Freedom Implant
5 TC
An implant injected into the body and later activated at the user's will. It will attempt to free the user from common restraints such as handcuffs.][Makarov Pistol
7 TC
A small, easily concealable handgun that uses 9mm auto rounds in 8-round magazines and is compatible with suppressors.]

Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 802.45 reputation points Fail.
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 299.13 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Destroy the ore redemption machine - (1 TC, 29.57 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!

King_Argy was Jesse Fiddler the Scientist and died

Jesse Fiddler was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 16 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.][Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 60 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.]

Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 623 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 295.02 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Destroy the ore redemption machine - (1 TC, 72.33 Reputation)
Bug the Research Director's office - (1 TC, 58.73 Reputation)
Steal the reactive teleport armor and place a bug on it. - (2 TC, 50 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!

MrTCo was Evergreen Skyler the Chaplain and had their body destroyed

Evergreen Skyler was an activist of the Bee Liberation Front.
(used 6 TC) [Syndicate Smokes
2 TC
Strong flavor, dense smoke, infused with omnizine.][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Full Syndicate Toolbox
1 TC
The Syndicate toolbox is a suspicious black and red. It comes loaded with a full tool set including a multitool and combat gloves that are resistant to shocks and heat.]

Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 752.53 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 253.07 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Chief Engineer's beloved Poly - (2 TC, 75.95 Reputation)
Steal the Blackbox and destroy it - (9 TC, 150 Reputation)
Perform the sleeper protocol on a crewmember - (3 TC, 156.43 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!

Zack The Zapper was Windows 98-K the AI and survived

Objective #1: Assassinate Zion Saylor, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Charlie Lloyd, the Chemist. Fail.
Objective #3: Prevent your own deactivation. Success!
The malfunctioning ai has failed!

Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 53 customers and made 1450 credits.
In total, they earned 1450 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 45611 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 616.365 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Johann Faust with 1444 cr!