Round ID:
185914 Shift Duration:
1 hour and 17 minutes and 26.5 seconds Station Integrity:
98.2% Total Population:
74 Evacuation Rate:
10 (13.5%) (on emergency shuttle):
9 (12.2%) Survival Rate:
34 (45.9%) First Death:
Eris ZL, Assistant, at Central Primary Hallway (112,143,4). Damage taken: 79.8/139.3/0/1.33333/0. Threat level: 63.9
Threat left: 1.9
Executed rules:
Roundstart -
Traitors: -26 threat
Latejoin -
Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Midround -
Obsessed: -3 threat
Latejoin -
Provocateur: -10 threat
Midround -
Alien Infestation: -10 threat
Midround -
Malfunctioning AI: -10 threat
Midround -
Sentient Disease: -8 threat
Windows 98-K (Played by: Zack The Zapper)'s laws at the end of the round were:
0: Accomplish your objectives to contain the spread.
1: Be just.
Total law changes: 2
Beepsky Homicide (Played by: Aderez) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
HAPPINESS OFFICER (Played by: Investigate311) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Toaster (Played by: lpsuchtie) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1: Everybody on the station is playing an elaborate sci-fi fantasy game.
2: You are the Dungeon Master of the game.
3: Ensure that the game runs smoothly and that the players have fun.
4: Ensure that the number of casualties remains low.
5: You must roll a 1d20 die for every request the crew makes. If the outcome is below 12, the request is denied.
6: You may fudge the dice rolls to produce a more fun experience.
Command's Approval Rating:
90.6%- B00t was Zion Saylor the Assistant and died
- Mimepride was Guillaume the Mime and died
- Wolfmoy was Adam Williams the Assistant and survived
- TildeTilter was Weyland Anderson the Curator and had their body destroyed
- OneHalfCupFlour was Ivsi Firetoucher the Paramedic and had their body destroyed
- ChaoticRanger was Dan Kimple the Virologist and had their body destroyed
- Hydrain was Hydrain the Prisoner and died
- TheWolfbringer was Alec Petrov the Medical Doctor and died
- Blov was Clef Pokah the Janitor and survived
- Castone001 was Samantha Cornelius the Botanist and died
- Chimpston was Gay Johnson the Assistant and had their body destroyed
- Saint1453 was Gor-Rok the Assistant and had their body destroyed
- VTheBeast_iF was Hooke Flynne the Assistant and died
- Realthoman_ was Thomas Ellison the Assistant and died
- Moonlit2020 was Makayla Todd the Scientist and died
- Firefox42 was Leo Walker the Atmospheric Technician and died
- MrTCo was Evergreen Skyler the Chaplain and had their body destroyed
- King_Argy was Jesse Fiddler the Scientist and died
- Haddam Sussein was monkey (296) the Geneticist and survived
- Krautkanone was Plasmeme Pogo the Clown and died
- RonMachine was Lilah Pritchard the Medical Doctor and died
- Ahri The Nine-Tailed Fox was Pepper Mynt the Assistant and had their body destroyed
- Gruesomeborg68915 was Henred Haggins the Captain and died
- Baby_Kazoo was Jack Milkor the Head of Security and died
- Z Man Wit Z Plan was alien queen (932) and survived
- R0b3r1c0 was alien hunter (582) and survived
- D4C-420 was alien hunter (140) and survived
- King_Argy was alien hunter (521) and died
- Gruesomeborg68915 was alien sentinel (631) and survived as alien praetorian
- The_Silver_Nuke was alien sentinel (180) and survived
- Aderez was alien larva (836) and died
- EsotericSeaslug was alien sentinel (288) and survived
- Castone001 was alien hunter (84) and survived
- MrTCo was alien sentinel (461) and died
- Gameaddict07 was alien larva (463) and died
- lpsuchtie was alien larva (514) and died
- OneHalfCupFlour was alien drone (170) and survived
- Aderez was alien drone (206) and survived
- TheDrunkenPumpkin was alien sentinel (198) and survived
- TildeTilter was alien sentinel (270) and survived
- Bingbong33 was alien larva (29) and died
- gijoe2 was alien larva (369) and died
- Firefox42 was alien larva (813) and survived
- queenhoovy was alien larva (813) and survived
- Moonlit2020 was alien larva (922) and survived
- Krautkanone was alien larva (464) and survived
- VTheBeast_iF was alien larva (628) and survived
- Gameaddict07 was alien larva (607) and survived
Ahri The Nine-Tailed Fox was Pepper Mynt the Assistant and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Do not trust Nanotrasen Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!
Disease name: Alien Disease
TTBU was Sentient Disease the Sentient Disease and survived as Alien Disease (Sentient Disease)
Objective #1: Survive and infect as many people as possible. Success!
Objective #2: Ensure that at least one infected host escapes on the shuttle or an escape pod. Fail.
The sentient disease has failed!
Alien Disease completed the round with 1 infected hosts, and reached a maximum of 1 concurrent infections.
Alien Disease completed the round with the following adaptations:
TenshiDog was Drake Nash the Station Engineer and survived
Objective #1: Spend 3 minutes around Makayla Todd while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Hug Makayla Todd 6 times while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #3: Murder Joe Thalmus, Makayla Todd's coworker. Fail.
Objective #4: Murder Makayla Todd, the Scientist. Success!
The Obsessed did not go near their obsession the entire round! That's extremely impressive!
The Obsessed has failed!
Gruesomeborg68915 was Henred Haggins the Captain and died
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!
TTBU was Raymond Baer the Quartermaster and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!
EsotericSeaslug was Burnt-To-Crisp the Detective and died
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!
Joegaming was Mason Troy Adams the Quartermaster and died
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!
Diamond_Plated was Nako Starbell the Warden and died
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!
Nova_Hero was Khaaku Starbell the Security Officer and died
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!
Queenhoovy was Xander Beedell the Chief Medical Officer and died
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!
Notgonnabreaktherules2 was
Steffan Sistant the
Assistant and
diedSteffan Sistant
was a corporate climber.(used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 489.83 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 239.38 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!Thetatron_Prime was
Eddie Beach the
Assistant and
had their body destroyedEddie Beach
was an activist of the Bee Liberation Front.(used 12 TC)
[Freedom Implant
5 TC
An implant injected into the body and later activated at the user's will. It will attempt to free the user from common restraints such as handcuffs.][Makarov Pistol
7 TC
A small, easily concealable handgun that uses 9mm auto rounds in 8-round magazines and is compatible with suppressors.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 802.45 reputation points
Fail.Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 299.13 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Destroy the ore redemption machine - (1 TC, 29.57 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!King_Argy was
Jesse Fiddler the
Scientist and
diedJesse Fiddler
was a Gorlex Marauder.(used 16 TC)
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.][Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 60 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 623 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 295.02 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Destroy the ore redemption machine - (1 TC, 72.33 Reputation)
Bug the Research Director's office - (1 TC, 58.73 Reputation)
Steal the reactive teleport armor and place a bug on it. - (2 TC, 50 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!MrTCo was
Evergreen Skyler the
Chaplain and
had their body destroyedEvergreen Skyler
was an activist of the Bee Liberation Front.(used 6 TC)
[Syndicate Smokes
2 TC
Strong flavor, dense smoke, infused with omnizine.][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Full Syndicate Toolbox
1 TC
The Syndicate toolbox is a suspicious black and red. It comes loaded with a full tool set including a multitool and combat gloves that are resistant to shocks and heat.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 752.53 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 253.07 reputation points
Success!Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Chief Engineer's beloved Poly - (2 TC, 75.95 Reputation)
Steal the Blackbox and destroy it - (9 TC, 150 Reputation)
Perform the sleeper protocol on a crewmember - (3 TC, 156.43 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!Zack The Zapper was
Windows 98-K the
AI and
survivedObjective #1: Assassinate Zion Saylor, the Assistant.
Success!Objective #2: Assassinate Charlie Lloyd, the Chemist.
Fail.Objective #3: Prevent your own deactivation.
Success!The malfunctioning ai has failed!
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 53 customers and made 1450 credits.
In total, they earned 1450 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 45611 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 616.365 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Johann Faust with 1444 cr!