Ibm_s_ was
Louie Muggins the
Scientist and
died as
Donald LeachLouie Muggins
was an MI13 agent.(used 22 TC)
[Double-Bladed Energy Sword
16 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect all energy projectiles, but requires two hands to wield.][Pizza Bomb
6 TC
A pizza box with a bomb cunningly attached to the lid. The timer needs to be set by opening the box; afterwards, opening the box again will trigger the detonation after the timer has elapsed. Comes with free pizza, for you or your target!]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 523.05 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 236.92 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Research Director's office - (1 TC, 41.58 Reputation)
Assassinate Cetus VII the Chaplain, and plant a calling card - (2 TC, 20 Reputation)
Behead Dane McDonohugh, the Atmospheric Technician - (2 TC, 20 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!Boiledpotatothe3rd was
Shitface the
Clown and
diedShitface
was in legal trouble.(used 20 TC)
[Clown Car
20 TC
The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! Simply insert your bikehorn and get in, and get ready to have the funniest ride of your life! You can ram any spacemen you come across and stuff them into your car, kidnapping them and locking them inside until someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats are very sensitive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity! Premium features can be unlocked with a cryptographic sequencer!]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 575.12 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 299.25 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!Shoefoot was
Maria Hayseed the
Assistant and
diedMaria Hayseed
was an MI13 agent.(used 22 TC)
[Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 60 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.][Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.][Miniature Energy Crossbow
10 TC
A short bow mounted across a tiller in miniature. Small enough to fit into a pocket or slip into a bag unnoticed. It will synthesize and fire bolts tipped with a debilitating toxin that will damage and disorient targets, causing them to slur as if inebriated. It can produce an infinite number of bolts, but takes time to automatically recharge after each shot.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 715.32 reputation points
Fail.Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 230.97 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Captain's office - (2 TC, 83.92 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!Nyarlathotepx was
Ronnie Cordova the
Botanist and
diedRonnie Cordova
was an MI13 agent.(used 2 TC)
[Stealth Implant (75% off!)
2 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 527.65 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 204.95 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!The code phrases were: logic, bravery, Alijah Whirlow, assholesThe code responses were: bahama mamas, badness, crates