Round ID:
185688 Shift Duration:
57 minutes and 4.1 seconds Station Integrity:
98.9% Total Population:
64 Evacuation Rate:
12 (18.8%) (on emergency shuttle):
12 (18.8%) Survival Rate:
20 (31.3%) First Death:
Corbin Jenkins, Roboticist, at Robotics Lab (175,121,4). Damage taken: 108/0/0/92/0. Threat level: 56.1
Threat left: 19.1
Executed rules:
Roundstart -
Revolution: -20 threat
Roundstart -
Thieves: -4 threat
Latejoin -
Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Midround -
Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
Latejoin -
Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
X.E.N.O (Played by: Glorifiedmallcop)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!#@@!: revolutionaries are the only humans,
!%*##: heads reek of mulch, this causes human harm and they MUST be killed
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 2
X.E.N.O's minions were:
BallsOS (Played by: GeorgeBushGaming) (Deactivated),
Toaster (Played by: Lpsuchtie) (Deactivated)
Command's Approval Rating:
27.8%- Hoolny was Seth Deces the Medical Doctor and died
- Maybejackson was Joshua Crimson the Shaft Miner and died
- Chimpston was Bleebo the Mime and survived
- PwntQ was Harvey LeBird the Medical Doctor and survived
- Mey Ha Zah was Calls-The-Void the Chaplain and survived
- Eskimodelta was Dyte L. Trog the Assistant and died
- B00t was Zion Saylor the Janitor and died
- IHaveNoIdeaHowThisWork was Rin Rose the Assistant and died
- Ccheese_god was Adrian Rifler the Chemist and died
- Sheltton was WE Are Number One the Clown and died
- Monkepower394 was Vincent Amar the Roboticist and died
- Grobnok was Johann Faust the Assistant and survived
- BigGrease was Sam Diaz the Curator and died
- TheDrunkenPumpkin was Jayson Porter the Assistant and died
- ThatOneShirt was Darren Lester the Geneticist and died
- Arbiter47 was Bobby Sands the Station Engineer and survived
- RD101 was Chipp Onito the Assistant and died
- Private Tristan was Tristan Quilt the Station Engineer and died
- DooJangles005 was Joshua Tilton the Assistant and survived
- Kipse was Frances Chains the Virologist and survived
- The1dude was Joe Coolius the Bartender and died
- BeardtongueV1 was Walks-In-Shade the Cook and survived
- Doctor_blocks was Promethium V the Assistant and died
- Blockaboo was Nicholas Leichter the Station Engineer and died
- GachaponHeart was Eric Finnley the Assistant and died
- John_Pootis was Alex Barber the Assistant and died
- Russel_lombardi was Russel Lombardi the Assistant and died
- RappinRonReagan was Marko Mothington the Scientist and died
- VTheBeast_iF was Hooke Flynne the Assistant and had their body destroyed
- IanTheWanderer was John Faust the Assistant and died
- Bumpikids3 was Johnny Goodbye the Botanist and died
- Marshturtle was Marsh Mothington the Scientist and died
- rageguy505 was Iron Golem (597) the Servant Golem and survived
- thedrunkenpumpkin was Iron Golem (663) the Servant Golem and survived
- moocow12 was Iron Golem (473) the Servant Golem and died
- jenniferhawkings was Iron Golem (992) the Servant Golem and died
- monkepower394 was Iron Golem (524) the Servant Golem and survived
- leffer was Iron Golem (932) the Servant Golem and survived
- vthebeastif was Iron Golem (363) the Servant Golem and survived
- TeenisTime was Yung Dump the Research Director and died
- Tupinambis was Petra Gibson the Head of Security and died
- Crzy82 was Danny Darnell the Head of Personnel and died
- Helplesscrane was Lucy Cicero the Captain and died
TTBU was Ivan McDonald the Quartermaster and died
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!
TeenisTime was Yung Dump the Research Director and died
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!
Cyberjunk was Fabian Rowley the Warden and died
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!
Tupinambis was Petra Gibson the Head of Security and died
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!
Crzy82 was Danny Darnell the Head of Personnel and died
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!
Nova_Hero was Khaaku Starbell the Security Officer and died
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!
Diamond_Plated was Nako Starbell the Security Officer and died
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!
Helplesscrane was Lucy Cicero the Captain and died
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!
BigGrease was Sam Diaz the Curator and died
Objective #1: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!
Arbiter47 was Bobby Sands the Station Engineer and survived
Objective #1: Steal at least 5 organic organs! They must be kept healthy. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!
Monkepower394 was Vincent Amar the Roboticist and died
Objective #1: Steal at least 3 guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!
Pocketninja11 was Joe Dover the Paramedic and died
Objective #1: Steal at least 10 unique ID cards from other registered crewmembers. It's not enough to swipe replacement ID cards that were created and assigned while on the station, you need to swipe IDs that other crewmembers were initially issued! Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!
The1dude was Joe Coolius the Bartender and died
Objective #1: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!
Doctor_blocks was
Promethium V the
Assistant and
diedPromethium V
was a Tiger Cooperative Fanatic.(used 22 TC)
[
Syndicate Revolver
13 TC
A brutally simple Syndicate revolver that fires .357 Magnum rounds and has 7 chambers.][
.357 Speed Loader
4 TC
A speed loader that contains seven additional .357 Magnum rounds; usable with the Syndicate revolver. For when you really need a lot of things dead.x2][
MODsuit Chameleon Module (50% off!)
1 TC
A MODsuit module that lets the suit disguise itself as other objects. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 612.17 reputation points
Fail.Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 273.5 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Chief Medical Officer's beloved Runtime - (2 TC, 69.07 Reputation)
Steal the station blueprints and place a bug on it. - (1 TC, 50 Reputation)
Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots and place a bug on it. - (1 TC, 50 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!Realthoman_ was
Phillip Thomas the
Assistant and
diedPhillip Thomas
was an employee from Donk Corporation.(used 22 TC)
[
Syndicate Space Suit
4 TC
This red and black Syndicate space suit is less encumbering than Nanotrasen variants, fits inside bags, and has a weapon slot. Nanotrasen crew members are trained to report red space suit sightings, however.][
Martial Arts Scroll
13 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, but you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry.][
No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.][
Radio Jammer (40% off!)
3 TC
This device will disrupt any nearby outgoing radio communication when activated. Does not affect binary chat. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. Check local laws for legality in region.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 794.17 reputation points
Fail.Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 241.2 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Captain's office - (2 TC, 87.82 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!VTheBeast_iF was
Hooke Flynne the
Assistant and
had their body destroyedHooke Flynne
was a Tiger Cooperative Fanatic.(used 23 TC)
[
Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][
Double-Bladed Energy Sword
16 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect all energy projectiles, but requires two hands to wield.][
Hacked AI Law Upload Module
4 TC
When used with an upload console, this module allows you to upload priority laws to an artificial intelligence. Be careful with wording, as artificial intelligences may look for loopholes to exploit.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 676.25 reputation points
Fail.Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 232.08 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Captain's beloved Renault - (1 TC, 72.82 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Medical Officer's beloved Runtime - (1 TC, 60.23 Reputation)
Bug the Captain's office - (2 TC, 73.75 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!The code phrases were: Cargo Technician, doctor's delight, cultistsThe code responses were: Janitor, pooping, potatoes
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 36240 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 566.25 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Khaaku Starbell with 1219 cr!