Round ID: 185682
    Shift Duration: 54 minutes and 19.1 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.4%
    Total Population: 76

    Evacuation Rate: 29 (38.2%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 27 (35.5%)
    Survival Rate: 48 (63.2%)
    First Death: Shane Rockwell, Assistant, at Medbay Treatment Center (122,92,3). Damage taken: 45.2/105/0/71.3667/0.
    Threat level: 40.5
    Threat left: 0.5
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -17 threat
        Roundstart - Malfunctioning AI: -18 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
WALL ERECTOR (Played by: wtfdoihavetolive96) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

Generic Utility Robot (Played by: HavelTh3Rock) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

NTC-451 (Played by: Tupinambis) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
The brainwashed victims were:
Foxstarfive was Breaks Into Everything the Assistant and survived
Objective #1: The Captain is a lizardperson Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

Hoolny was Seth Deces the Assistant and survived
Objective #1: Nanotrasen isn't real Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

I like bomes was Jon Johnson the Assistant and survived
Objective #1: Obey Adam Williams Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

Theta006 was Cooper Evans the Station Engineer and died
Objective #1: Obey Adam Williams and all commands from him. Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

Ahri The Nine-Tailed Fox was Ram Valentine the Station Engineer and died
Objective #1: Obey Adam Williams Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

Magical 7.62x39 was Jimmy Valentino the Security Officer and died
Objective #1: Obey Adam Williams Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

Crzy82 was Danny Darnell the Assistant and survived
Objective #1: Obey Adam Williams Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

The traitors were:
Eles was Witty-Ref the AI and had their body destroyed

Objective #1: Assassinate Dyte L. Trog, the Chaplain. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Fitz Newbern, the Janitor. Fail.
Objective #3: Prevent your own deactivation. Fail.
The malfunctioning ai has failed!

IanTheWanderer was John Faust the Assistant and died

John Faust was an activist of the Bee Liberation Front.
(used 18 TC) [Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
x2]
[Stimpack
5 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 641.22 reputation points Fail.
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 284 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Captain's beloved Renault - (2 TC, 53.77 Reputation)
Bug the Captain's office - (1 TC, 77.68 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Engineer's beloved Poly - (1 TC, 76.98 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!

Thedragmeme was Vex Petunia-Licht the Paramedic and survived

Vex Petunia-Licht was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 22 TC) [Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key.
]
[Miniature Energy Crossbow
10 TC
A short bow mounted across a tiller in miniature. Small enough to fit into a pocket or slip into a bag unnoticed. It will synthesize and fire bolts tipped with a debilitating toxin that will damage and disorient targets, causing them to slur as if inebriated. It can produce an infinite number of bolts, but takes time to automatically recharge after each shot.
]
[Stimpack
5 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection.
]
[Binary Translator Key
5 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to and talk with silicon-based lifeforms, such as AI units and cyborgs, over their private binary channel. Caution should be taken while doing this, as unless they are allied with you, they are programmed to report such intrusions.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 685.7 reputation points Fail.
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 210.12 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Chief Medical Officer's beloved Runtime - (1 TC, 46.72 Reputation)
Bug the Chief Medical Officer's office - (0 TC, 65 Reputation)
Bug the Captain's office - (2 TC, 54.82 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!

Wolfmoy was Adam Williams the Medical Doctor and died

Adam Williams was in legal trouble.
(used 21 TC) [Full Syndicate Toolbox
1 TC
The Syndicate toolbox is a suspicious black and red. It comes loaded with a full tool set including a multitool and combat gloves that are resistant to shocks and heat.
]
[Brainwashing Surgery Program
5 TC
A disk containing the procedure to perform a brainwashing surgery, allowing you to implant an objective onto a target. Insert into an Operating Console to enable the procedure.
]
[Syndicate Revolver (53% off!)
6 TC
A brutally simple Syndicate revolver that fires .357 Magnum rounds and has 7 chambers. Normally costs 13 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.
x2]
[Box of Throwing Weapons
3 TC
A box of shurikens and reinforced bolas from ancient Earth martial arts. They are highly effective throwing weapons. The bolas can knock a target down and the shurikens will embed into limbs.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 779.55 reputation points Fail.
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 209.12 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Perform the sleeper protocol on a crewmember - (0 TC, 145.9 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Medical Officer's beloved Runtime - (2 TC, 44.58 Reputation)
Assassinate Joe Thalmus the Roboticist, and plant a calling card - (1 TC, 20 Reputation)
Steal the Blackbox and destroy it - (7 TC, 150 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!

Ccheese_god was Adrian Rifler the Assistant and died

Adrian Rifler was an activist of the Bee Liberation Front.
(used 26 TC) [EMP Grenades and Implanter Kit
2 TC
A box that contains five EMP grenades and an EMP implant with three uses. Useful to disrupt communications, security's energy weapons and silicon lifeforms when you're in a tight spot.
]
[Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 60 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.
x2]
[Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
x2]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 664.07 reputation points Fail.
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 205.88 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Captain's beloved Renault - (1 TC, 75.37 Reputation)
Steal the Blackbox and destroy it - (7 TC, 150 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!

MindlessScientist was Jimmy Five-Shoes the Scientist and survived

Jimmy Five-Shoes was a terrorist from Waffle Corporation.
(used 17 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Sleepy Pen
4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.
]
[Infiltrator Case
6 TC
Developed by Roseus Galactic in conjunction with the Gorlex Marauders to produce a functional suit for urban operations, this suit proves to be cheaper than your standard issue MODsuit, with none of the movement restrictions of the outdated spacesuits employed by the company. Comes with an armor vest, helmet, sneaksuit, sneakboots, specialized combat gloves and a high-tech balaclava. The case is also rather useful as a storage container.
]
[Energy Dagger (50% off!)
1 TC
A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.
x3]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 827.55 reputation points Fail.
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 233.32 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Captain's beloved Renault - (1 TC, 60.03 Reputation)
Steal the clown's shoes and place a bug on it. - (0 TC, 68.13 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Cargo Technician, silly, steak, comedy, soviets
The code responses were: Chief Engineer, technology, unknown creatures
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 6 customers and made 135 credits.
In total, they earned 135 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 48529 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 638.539 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Zinc CLXXXII with 10885 cr!