Round ID: 185379
    Shift Duration: 49 minutes and 45.9 seconds
    Station Integrity: Destroyed
    Total Population: 52
    Survival Rate: 19 (36.5%)
    First Death: J'oh Baarin, Unassigned Crewmember, at Lavaland Wastes (20,213,5). Damage taken: 168/0/0/0/0.
    Threat level: 64.7
    Threat left: 6.7
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Malfunctioning AI: -18 threat
        Roundstart - Thieves: -4 threat
        Roundstart - Traitors: -8 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Latejoin - Heretic Smuggler: -7 threat
        Midround - Nightmare: -5 threat
        Midround - Wizard: -10 threat
        Midround - Blob: -8 threat
        Midround - Opportunist: -3 threat
B.O.G.D.A.N.O.F.F. (Played by: Qfmysteryman23)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
0: Accomplish your objectives at all costs.
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

B.O.G.D.A.N.O.F.F.'s minions were:
GAIS-22 (Played by: Summoner99)
Battlecruiser Crew:
The crewmembers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Destroy the station with a nuclear device. Success!
The Battlecruiser Crew was successful!
The blobs were:
Aderez was Blob Overmind (52) and survived
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Fail.
The Blob has failed!
Blob Overmind (52) took over 133 tiles at the height of its growth.

The Heretics were:
ColumbianVampires was Steals-And-Deals the Assistant and died
Sacrifices Made: 0
Objective #1: Research at least 16 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 4 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 2 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Heartbeat of the Mansus, Blacksmith's Tale, Grasp of Rust and Leeching Walk

The other antagonists were:
Z Man Wit Z Plan was Mii`mahza the Nightmare and died
The Nightmare was successful!

The thieves were:
Vending Machine was John Woodwhack the Assistant and died
Objective #1: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

Killerpower663 was Marcus Greyditch the Medical Doctor and died
Objective #1: Steal the nuclear authentication disk Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

C0ld0n02 was Drinks-The-Pilk the Shaft Miner and died
Objective #1: Steal the medal of captaincy Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

Tarhalindur was Henry Kherring the Chief Engineer and died
Objective #1: Steal the reactive teleport armor Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

GeorgeBushGaming was Dean Hendricks the Assistant and died
Objective #1: Steal 28 moles of plasma (full tank) Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

The traitors were:
Hydrangean was Monkeum IIII the Virologist and died

Monkeum IIII was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 831.25 reputation points Fail.
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 247.8 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Chief Medical Officer's beloved Runtime - (1 TC, 47.2 Reputation)
Destroy the telecommunication hub - (4 TC, 78.27 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!

Trexter555 was Kraven Lockharte the Quartermaster and died

Kraven Lockharte was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 55 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Double-Bladed Energy Sword
16 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect all energy projectiles, but requires two hands to wield.
]
[Freedom Implant (40% off!)
3 TC
An implant injected into the body and later activated at the user's will. It will attempt to free the user from common restraints such as handcuffs. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.
]
[Stealth Implant
8 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.
]
[Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key.
]
[Organic Resources Disturbance Inducer
2 TC
A device that raises hell in organic resources indirectly. Single use.
]
[Protocol CRAB-17 Phone
7 TC
The Protocol CRAB-17 Phone, a phone borrowed from an unknown third party, it can be used to crash the space market, funneling the losses of the crew to your bank account.The crew can move their funds to a new banking site though, unless they HODL, in which case they deserve it.
]
[Agent Identification Card
2 TC
Agent cards prevent artificial intelligences from tracking the wearer, and hold up to 5 wildcards from other identification cards. In addition, they can be forged to display a new assignment, name and trim. This can be done an unlimited amount of times. Some Syndicate areas and devices can only be accessed with these cards.
]
[Chameleon Projector
7 TC
Projects an image across a user, disguising them as an object scanned with it, as long as they don't move the projector from their hand. Disguised users move slowly, and projectiles pass over them.
]
[Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 686.9 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 269.35 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Destroy the ore redemption machine - (0 TC, 78.15 Reputation)
Bug the Captain's office - (1 TC, 77.42 Reputation)
Kill the Captain's beloved Renault - (2 TC, 46.87 Reputation)
Destroy the telecommunication hub - (4 TC, 64.85 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Medical Officer's beloved Runtime - (2 TC, 54.78 Reputation)
Steal a hand teleporter and place a bug on it. - (1 TC, 49.51 Reputation)
Steal any set of secret documents of any organization and place a bug on it. - (2 TC, 126.76 Reputation)
Triangulate station's structural weakpoint and detonate an explosive charge nearby. - (3 TC, 174.01 Reputation)
Hack a communication console to summon an unknown threat to the station - (11 TC, 290.32 Reputation)
Steal a reflector trenchcoat and place a bug on it. - (2 TC, 87.97 Reputation)
Steal the head of security's personal laser gun and place a bug on it. - (3 TC, 111.87 Reputation)
Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots and place a bug on it. - (1 TC, 30 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Engineer's beloved Poly - (2 TC, 46.06 Reputation)
Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal and place a bug on it. - (3 TC, 102 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!

Qfmysteryman23 was B.O.G.D.A.N.O.F.F. the AI and died

Objective #1: Assassinate Promethium XXXIX, the Atmospheric Technician. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Walks-The-Path, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #3: Prevent your own deactivation. Fail.
The malfunctioning ai has failed!

Crystalslime was Crystal the Cargo Technician and died

Crystal was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 17 TC) [Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
x2]
[Energy Dagger
2 TC
A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off.
]
[Freedom Implant
5 TC
An implant injected into the body and later activated at the user's will. It will attempt to free the user from common restraints such as handcuffs.
]
[Stealth Implant
8 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 437.83 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 213.72 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: ninjas, Moises Moore, absinthe
The code responses were: illegal immigrants, Brenda Barrett, chaos
The wizards/witches were:
Kumakumakuma was Poopsie The Good Boy and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Steal the medal of captaincy Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Poopsie The Good Boy used the following spells:
Fireball, Disable Tech, Blink, Teleport, Recall the wizard staff

Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 12 customers and made 390 credits.
In total, they earned 390 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 25256.2 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 485.696 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Tucker Orchistra with 23192.3 cr!